Mortal Kombat versus Big Trouble in Little China

Started by Bardock4217 pages

It's warning time!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, every gang member has guns. My thread, my rules. Don't like it, GTFO.

Changing after the fact again. For shame.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
Physical beings?

http://www.wingkong.net/files/faq.html

2.14 Who are the Three Storms?

They are: Thunder (Carter Wong), Rain (Peter Kwong) and Lightning (James Pax). Each Storm is a physical manifestation of the major elements of nature.Thunder's strength lies in his physical abilities. When upset, he is known to physically expand in rage. He wields a pair of Sais during the alley fight.Rain is a master swordsman and is quite agile. He wields a pair of clawed maces. Lightning is the creepy guy who doesn't say much but harnesses electricity. During the alley fight, he has a pair of spinning forks (!) at his disposal.

LOL lie more.
"The BTLC crew has guns."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crew

crew
1    [kroo]
–noun
1.
a group of persons involved in a particular kind of work or working together: the crew of a train; a wrecking crew.

English, learn to speak it.

Fraid not.
No? Who's faster than Wang and Rain when they fought?

Considering not a single gun shown in the movie can actually hold 100 rounds i would say your lying.
Lulz, watch the movie.

No you changed your mind about what that statment meant not the same thing and you can't change the stips now.
Keep on saying that, maybe you'll start to believe it.

lol not a single person who has posted in this thread has agreed with you.
And this matters to me, why? I'm not a follower like you are. See, you're the kinda guy who, if everyone here was arguing for BTLC, you wouldn't argue. In fact you'd probably agree.

See, here in the MVF, we use high end screen feats.

Lo Pan? He was able to duel Egg in the end when halfway uncursed and one of Egg's magic bolts went right through him.

The Storms? Bulletproof. Feel no pain.

Wang and the gang fighters? Can move faster and with more agility than any MK fighter.

Not to mention the medicine, dude. Do your research on it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Changing after the fact again. For shame.
Ahahaha don't you start.

Lesson for the day, kids. Here's what happens when a buncha badass martial artists (Ninja, Samurai, whatever) go toe to toe with an opposing force armed with machine guns. FF to 7:47.

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School's out. 😉

Lesson for the day, kids. Here's what happens when a buncha badass martial artists (Ninja, Samurai, whatever) go toe to toe with an opposing force armed with machine guns
have you seen MK?

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
have you seen MK?
Many times, more than you I'd wager.

They have the following people:

The army fodder: Raped by the gang members with guns.

The upper tier fighters (Sub Zero, Scorpion, Johnny Cage, etc.): Killed H2H and with guns by the gang members.

Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung and Raiden: Raped by Egg Shen, Lo Pan, and the Three Storms.

The "medicine": See what no one else can, do what no one else can. The "no ones" in this thread are the MKers. The medicine enables the BTLCers do do what no MKer can, and to see what no MKer can.

That, my friend, was the final nail in the coffin.

The upper tier fighters (Sub Zero, Scorpion, Johnny Cage, etc.)
THATS definitely a no.

watch the movies 😬

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The "medicine": See what no one else can, do what no one else can. The "no ones" in this thread are the MKers. The medicine enables the BTLCers do do what no MKer can, and to see what no MKer can.

Wouldn't that mean it could be a fight against anyone and they'd still win? I think usually one keeps it within the particular universe with things like that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wouldn't that mean it could be a fight against anyone and they'd still win? I think usually one keeps it within the particular universe with things like that.
Correct. But you see, when the BTLC gangs were fighting in the beginning, they were just as fast as the MKers. The fight scene at Lo pan's wedding, when they were on the Medicine? The Chang Sings were tearing the other gang a new *******. Why? Because they had medicine in them, made them faster, all around better fighters. It enabled Wang to defeat Rain, FFS.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
THATS definitely a no.

watch the movies 😬

That's definitely a yes.

Have, many times, watching MK2 as we speak. The Chang Sing and the Wing Kong, in the alley fight scene, are faster than the MK fighters I mentioned. Get them on medicine? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..............

If your interpretation of "medicine" is "be better than anyone else" than this thread is just stupid (and a bit spiteful). Someone on medicine could beat up God himself then. Pointless, don't you think?

Originally posted by Bardock42
If your interpretation of "medicine" is "be better than anyone else" than this thread is just stupid (and a bit spiteful). Someone on medicine could beat up God himself then. Pointless, don't you think?
No, that's not what I am implying. What I am saying is that the BTLC gang members, in the opening fight scene in the alley, were already as fast as the MKers.

In the final fight, the Chang Sing's, on the medicine, were that much faster and agile than their opponents, and they were tearing through them like wet toilet paper.

It's not Felix Felicis, dude. Think about it this way: Let's say you and I were in every way equal to each other in terms of fighting. Same speed, same agility, same damage soak, same everything. Odds are that our fights would always end in stalemates, right? Well, imagine I take a drug that makes me faster, stronger, more agile, and gives me higher damage soak. I'd beat the piss outta you every time then.

2.14 Who are the Three Storms?

They are: Thunder (Carter Wong), Rain (Peter Kwong) and Lightning (James Pax). Each Storm is a physical manifestation of the major elements of nature.Thunder's strength lies in his physical abilities. When upset, he is known to physically expand in rage. He wields a pair of Sais during the alley fight.Rain is a master swordsman and is quite agile. He wields a pair of clawed maces. Lightning is the creepy guy who doesn't say much but harnesses electricity. During the alley fight, he has a pair of spinning forks (!) at his disposal.

As i said they are physical beings the elder gods are not i don't see why you posted that as it doesn't contradict what i said.

"The BTLC crew has guns."

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/crew

crew
1    [kroo]
–noun
1.
a group of persons involved in a particular kind of work or working together: the crew of a train; a wrecking crew.

English, learn to speak it.

Picking a word out of a sentence and giving a definition of the word doesn't change the manner in which the statement was said, so as i said you can't change it now cry about it.

No? Who's faster than Wang and Rain when they fought?
almost anyone of note on the Mk team seriously all they did was jump through the air at each other.

Lulz, watch the movie.
lol don't tell me to watch the movie as if i don't know what im talking about there is only 1 gun shown in that movie that could possibly hold that many rounds and there is no way of knowing if it did, so your statement about them firing hundreds of rounds is false.

And this matters to me, why? I'm not a follower like you are. See, you're the kinda guy who, if everyone here was arguing for BTLC, you wouldn't argue. In fact you'd probably agree.
lol at you presuming to tell me what kind of person i am you don't know me you have no idea what kind of person i am.

See, here in the MVF, we use high end screen feats.
hmm so that only makes it easier for my side good job buddy.

the three storms? Bulletproof. Feel no pain.
one of them sure did feel that sword go through him.

Lo Pan? He was able to duel Egg in the end when halfway uncursed and one of Egg's magic bolts went right through him.
So? prove he has any kind of offensive magic other than that light show he put on against Egg.

ot to mention the medicine, dude. Do your research on it.
the medicine only made wang and his ilk as strong as the storms which everyone of note on team MK already is, and he only had about 10 or so of the medicine vials anyway.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
As i said they are physical beings the elder gods are not i don't see why you posted that as it doesn't contradict what i said.
Sure, dude. The Elders aren't in the thread anyway, so stop wasting out time.

Picking a word out of a sentence and giving a definition of the word doesn't change the manner in which the statement was said, so as i said you can't change it now cry about it.
Did I say "certain members of the BTLC crew?"

Nope. 42 were shown, BTW.

Moving on.

almost anyone of note on the Mk team seriously all they did was jump through the air at each other.
haermm No.

lol don't tell me to watch the movie as if i don't know what im talking about there is only 1 gun shown in that movie that could possibly hold that many rounds and there is no way of knowing if it did, so your statement about them firing hundreds of rounds is false.
Watch the scene, they easily fire hundreds of rounds. One of the guns had a 100 round drum magazine.

lol at you presuming to tell me what kind of person i am you don't know me you have no idea what kind of person i am.
Hey, that's how you're coming off.

hmm so that only makes it easier for my side good job buddy.
O'rly? Bulletproof Storms and an intangible Lo Pan casting spells?

Good luck!!!

"My side" crylaugh See? Follower.

one of them sure did feel that sword go through him.
And?

So? prove he has any kind of offensive magic other than that light show he put on against Egg.
Mhm, and the magic grenades that were taking out gang members by the dozen.

the medicine only made wang and his ilk as strong as the storms which everyone of note on team MK already is, and he only had about 10 or so of the medicine vials anyway.
Aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha nice try, dude. Egg had the flask because that's all he needs. Here, he has enough for everyone.

Still waiting on MK bullet dodging/tanking feats.

No?

K. team MK raped by AK's.

Now, the guns. Observe:

1,2

3

4

5

6

7,8,9

10

11,12

13,14,15

16

17

18

19

Dozen or so Wing Kong, 31

7 Wing Kong guards, 38

8 Wing Kong guards, 46

Plus there were at least 3-4 more shown with AK's in Lo Pan's lair.

50 😄

RJ grow up
MK wins sindel blew up the side a mountain with her voice
Smoke blew up a temple like structure with a bomb which he has 2 of
Cyrax blew his way into a facility shot nanintes & had 2 bombs & his body destroying said facility
Liu kang turns into a dragon
Shoa Khan turned into a hydra
Sub zero from a guy mid air & made a ice dome around him in which freezes everything it touches
Raiden made a lightening prison.
Scorpions spear phuckin chased johnny around a forest & he teleports.
Reptile can turn invisible.

and your medicine BS did nothing except make them ready for battle. no strength boost seeing as jack got stuck when guy fell on him guy may been a living statue but jack couldn't even waddle him off & most of eggs team didn't even make it out GTFO

go watch the movie because its quite clear you haven't

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
RJ grow up
MK wins sindel blew up the side a mountain with her voice
Smoke blew up a temple like structure with a bomb which he has 2 of
Cyrax blew his way into a facility shot nanintes & had 2 bombs & his body destroying said facility
Liu kang turns into a dragon
Shoa Khan turned into a hydra
Sub zero from a guy mid air & made a ice dome around him in which freezes everything it touches
Raiden made a lightening prison.
Scorpions spear phuckin chased johnny around a forest & he teleports.
Reptile can turn invisible.

and your medicine BS did nothing except make them ready for battle. no strength boost seeing as jack got stuck when guy fell on him guy may been a living statue but jack couldn't even waddle him off & most of eggs team didn't even make it out GTFO

And all of them, all, no exceptions, would be killed by machine gun fire.

None of the MKers, not one, showed bullet dodging/tanking feats.

Actually, Egg's team, most if not all of them survived. None of them ventured past where the wedding was being held.

The medicine makes them faster and more agile, their reflexes too.

You've got nothing, dude. Stop trolling me.

& none of BTLC showed the ability to dodge bombs...
or to dodge sindel

& no it didn't increase anything...
they drunk it & felt good bout it