Clubber Lang vs. Ivan Drago

Started by The Spleen37 pages

Originally posted by Psychotron
What drugs are you and juggerquan taking?
Did you see Rocky's face at the end of his first fight with Lang? FF to :35.

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Now, here Rocky is at the end of his fight with Drago.

YouTube video

Now, compare the damage done by Lang/Drago. If you still deny that Lang did more damage to Rocky in one round than Drago did in 15, you are trolling.

Yeah, except for that part where Drago, you know, gave Rocky brain damage.

Not to mention that bruises don't mean shit. Your face is actually a good spot to get hit, much better than your jaw or body.

Rocky's lesser damage against Drago can easily be attributed to his tougher-than-ever training regimen

Originally posted by The Spleen
Lang did more damage to Rocky in one round than Drago did in 15. Lang wins.
Originally posted by Psychotron
What drugs are you and juggerquan taking?

Originally posted by Psychotron
Yeah, except for that part where Drago, you know, gave Rocky brain damage.

Not to mention that bruises don't mean shit. Your face is actually a good spot to get hit, much better than your jaw or body.

The brain damage was due to Rocky taking a beating every fight over X amount of years. The fact that Drago administered the final step is just chance.

Bruises? Dude, Lang beat Rocky so bad Rocky's entire right side of his face was swelled x 2.

Oh boy. Now we got a Spleenquan.

Originally posted by The Spleen
The brain damage was due to Rocky taking a beating every fight over X amount of years. The fact that Drago administered the final step is just chance.

Bruises? Dude, Lang beat Rocky so bad Rocky's entire right side of his face was swelled x 2.

Oh, yeah, Drago's superhuman strength had nothing to do with it. It just so happened that Rocky got brain damage after fighting a superhuman opponent. Total coincidence.

Creed f*cked up Rocky's face, too. Does that mean he's stronger than Drago?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Oh boy. Now we got a Spleenquan.

Mr. T must be hacking accounts.

Certainly some pitiable fools.

Originally posted by The Spleen
The brain damage was due to Rocky taking a beating every fight over X amount of years. The fact that Drago administered the final step is just chance..

Like I told juggerquan. I'm pretty sure the long 15-round fight with Drago contributed a shitload more to the brain damage than Clubber's mere 3 rounds. Like you said, Drago administered the final step. Clubber didn't.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Mr. T must be hacking accounts.

I lol'd.

Originally posted by Psychotron
What drugs are you and juggerquan taking?
Lang wrecks this never been.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Lang wrecks this never been.

Maybe if he was fighting Voldemort.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Maybe if he was fighting Voldemort.
Do not be upset at Voldemort for absolutely dominating the movie versus competition.

Lang wins against Drago.

Lol. Looks like Simple Ken has taken some time off molesting women under his bridge to pathetically troll the MVF some more.

Drago wins, pervboy

Originally posted by Lestov16
Lol. Looks like Simple Ken has taken some time off molesting women under his bridge to pathetically troll the MVF some more.

Drago wins, pervboy

Banging a 20 year old isn't perverted its amazing and legal, homeless guy. Surprised you get wifi out on the park bench.

Lang dominates him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Do not be upset at Voldemort for absolutely dominating the movie versus competition.

Lang wins against Drago.

Pfft. Voldo can't even dominate his own wand.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Pfft. Voldo can't even dominate his own wand.
He dominates his wand as well as others. The guy is undefeated in the movie versus. Awesome.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Banging a 20 year old isn't perverted its amazing and legal, homeless guy. Surprised you get wifi out on the park bench.

Lang dominates him.

Drago violates Lang like you violate women almost half your age.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Drago violates Lang like you violate women almost half your age.
I definitely violate girls almost half my age. First smart thing you've said in a while.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I definitely violate girls almost half my age.

😆 LOL!

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