Clubber Lang vs. Ivan Drago

Started by Stealth Moose37 pages

Level up!

Maxed out points on Detect Bullshit. Hrm, better bump up Tolerance a bit.

You're gonna have to max out all of your stats before you can take on Quan the Terrible. Many previous masters have tried and failed to subdue his ignorance. Are you up to the challenge?

I need to grind for more XP. Therefore, I will challenge the illusive troll they call 'bluewaterrider'. He is fond of misdirection, blockquotes, and cherry picking his own Wikipedia sources.

Oh, the replacement JIA. Indeed. Crush his ignorance with the undefeatable power of logic.

Originally posted by juggerman
Oh I still have Dickboi, d-boi, and cock rider for you. But something about you being enslaved to quan just tickles me

You want to know what's beautiful, juggerquan? It's that these completely shameless, pitiful, insignificant, trolling ad hominem attacks you keep attempting to spew at me just illustrate exactly how weak, insubstantial, and desperate your actual argument is.

Juggerman is fond of muscles and sometimes cock, so by logic so is juggerman.

Well with juggerquan, it's reversed. Quanchi isn't muscular, but JQ is still fond of him....

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well with juggerquan, it's reversed. Quanchi isn't muscular, but JQ is still fond of him....
I have a very impressive physique unlike you string bean. Go back to being my peasant where you belong.

Clubber gets clubbed.

Originally posted by MidnightSpectre
Clubber gets clubbed.
Based on ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on ?

Objective evidence provided for, and no viable evidence against.

Try reading the last 4-5 pages, noobfellatur.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Objective evidence provided for, and no viable evidence against.

Try reading the last 4-5 pages, noobfellatur.

You don't know what the word objective means.

Dictionary.com

Originally posted by quanchi112
You don't know what the word objective means.

Dictionary.com

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
[list]subjective[ suhb-jek-tiv ]
adjective
1. existing in the mind; belonging to the thinking subject rather than to the object of thought (objective).
2. pertaining to or characteristic of an individual; personal; individual: a subjective evaluation.
3. placing excessive emphasis on one's own moods, attitudes, opinions, etc.; unduly egocentric

opinion[ uh-pin-yuhn ]
noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.
3. the formal expression of a professional judgment: to ask for a second medical opinion.

ob·jec·tive
əbˈjektiv/Submit
adjective
adjective: objective
1.
(of a person or their judgment) not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"historians try to be objective and impartial"
synonyms: impartial, unbiased, unprejudiced, nonpartisan, disinterested, neutral, uninvolved, even-handed, equitable, fair, fair-minded, just, open-minded, dispassionate, detached, neutral More
antonyms: biased, partial, prejudiced
not dependent on the mind for existence; actual.
"a matter of objective fact"
synonyms: factual, actual, real, empirical, evidence-based, verifiable More
antonyms: subjective
[/list]

Wow so much bashing. It's unnecessary. Clearly feelings are being hurt

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Now that you looked up the definitions please apply them appropriately in the future. Thanks.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Elmo-style.

Does Elmo say "dick"? Wtf are you watching?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
[list]subjective[ suhb-jek-tiv ]
adjective
1. existing in the mind; belonging to the thinking subject rather than to the object of thought (objective).
2. pertaining to or characteristic of an individual; personal; individual: a subjective evaluation.
3. placing excessive emphasis on one's own moods, attitudes, opinions, etc.; unduly egocentric

opinion[ uh-pin-yuhn ]
noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.
3. the formal expression of a professional judgment: to ask for a second medical opinion.

ob·jec·tive
əbˈjektiv/Submit
adjective
adjective: objective
1.
(of a person or their judgment) not influenced by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.
"historians try to be objective and impartial"
synonyms: impartial, unbiased, unprejudiced, nonpartisan, disinterested, neutral, uninvolved, even-handed, equitable, fair, fair-minded, just, open-minded, dispassionate, detached, neutral More
antonyms: biased, partial, prejudiced
not dependent on the mind for existence; actual.
"a matter of objective fact"
synonyms: factual, actual, real, empirical, evidence-based, verifiable More
antonyms: subjective
[/list]

Seriously? My opinion is based on objective viewpoints unlike yourself. Would "stance" help you understand it better?

Originally posted by Lestov16

Annihilation complete. You have now completed your ascension to master of troll-destruction, Stealth Moose. Enjoy your glory.

CO-SIGN! CO-SIGN! CO-SIGN!

Originally posted by quanchi112
Now that you looked up the definitions please apply them appropriately in the future. Thanks.

I did. Open your eyes in the future and learn to comprehend. Thanks.

Originally posted by juggerman
Seriously? My opinion is based on objective viewpoints unlike yourself. Would "stance" help you understand it better?

Lol.

Dude, your "stance" is a repeated ad nauseam argument consisting of the following:

[list][*] Your opinion of how strong Lang is without objective measurement to back it up.
[*] Your opinion of how Rocky dodging means Lang hit harder than Drago, even though Rocky is not the same combatant in each; he is explicitly by legit sources heavier, stronger, and developed more muscles than he did in III.
[*] Your opinion that because Drago didn't make Rocky's head explode on contact, he must be weaker than Lang, who knocked out an out-of-shape Rocky, and later had a Rocky that managed to dodge him.[/list]

Where's the objective fact, bro? Are you hiding it in reserve for a coup de grace, because this "IMO LOL OBJECTIVE K" trolling is entirely boring after awhile. Prove up or shut up.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Lol.

Dude, your "stance" is a repeated ad nauseam argument consisting of the following:

[list][*] Your opinion of how strong Lang is without objective measurement to back it up.
[*] Your opinion of how Rocky dodging means Lang hit harder than Drago, even though Rocky is not the same combatant in each; he is explicitly by legit sources heavier, stronger, and developed more muscles than he did in III.
[*] Your opinion that because Drago didn't make Rocky's head explode on contact, he must be weaker than Lang, who knocked out an out-of-shape Rocky, and later had a Rocky that managed to dodge him.[/list]

Where's the objective fact, bro? Are you hiding it in reserve for a coup de grace, because this "IMO LOL OBJECTIVE K" trolling is entirely boring after awhile. Prove up or shut up.

1. Rocky is the objective measurement. You just refuse to accept and hold onto your biased opinion.

2. Rocky felt Lang's punches in the first fight and decided instead of bulking up, as he would to combat Drago, he would instead opt to learn how to dodge Lang instead. He clearly felt bulking up was not the answer here ie Lang hit too hard for that

3. He didn't have to make his head explode but the fact that Rocky had no real issue tanking his hits but yet felt tanking Lang's hits was out of the question. It's as clear as day

Proven several times over

Originally posted by juggerman
1. Rocky is the objective measurement. You just refuse to accept and hold onto your biased opinion.

Rocky III != Rocky IV.

By Sly's own admission. You know, the guy who created, starred as, and wrote the Rocky films?

Just so we're on the same page.

Premise shot down.

2. Rocky felt Lang's punches in the first fight and decided instead of bulking up, as he would to combat Drago, he would instead opt to learn how to dodge Lang instead. He clearly felt bulking up was not the answer here ie Lang hit too hard for that

You realize Rocky did a rope-a-dope after two KOS, right?

Or do the accoustics of your sigmoid colon disrupt that part of the fight?

* Rocky was more afraid of Lang's punches and elected to dodge them.
* Rocky gets knocked down twice anyways by a pissed off Lang and then rope-a-dopes him.
* Premise shot down.

3. He didn't have to make his head explode but the fact that Rocky had no real issue tanking his hits but yet felt tanking Lang's hits was out of the question. It's as clear as day

Uh, no. It's not. Rocky had verifiable brain damage from Drago, whereas he survived tanking Lang without any long lasting injuries.

Comparatively, Lang has beaten an out of shape Rocky and went down hard and fast against a better trained one.

Drago went 15 rounds with a Rocky in the best shape of his life by admission of Sly himself, and had Rocky on the floor more often than not while maintaining the stamina to one-hand chokehold his handler 10+ rounds in. Lang couldn't spank his monkey after 3 rounds.

They are not comparable, even slightly.

You lose. All premises destroyed. Conclusion unsupported.

Proven several times over