A Wish at What Cost?

Here is how this works:

I make a wish.

The poster who next responds 'grants' my wish, but names a price/penalty as a cost. The poster then makes a wish of his/her own.

Example:

I wish for a BMW.

Next Poster: Granted, but you completely total the BMW the next day.

Next Poster: I wish for a million dollars.
Next next poster: Granted, but robbers will heist your bank and steal all the money.

Get the idea? All right, hope this works.

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I wish to be a physician.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
I wish to be a physician.

Granted, but the person who you helped relative's die of an incurable disease.

I wish I was the smartest man in the world.

Granted, but you will forever be surrounded by dumbasses.

I wish I could have my stories published.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Granted, but you will forever be surrounded by dumbasses.

I wish I could have my stories published.

I figured that would be a given 🙄

Granted, except upon reading them, no one would do anything (and I mean nothing) else except read your stories.

I wish I was never sad.

Granted, but you're never happy either.

I want to marry the girl from kick-ass and live happily ever after.

You do, six years into the marriage, you find out she's Roland.

I never wanna see a quarter on a saturday.

haermm

Granted....You die of nickel poisoning.

I wish to be immortal.

Granted, but then you'll miserably bored after everyone is gone.

I wish to grow taller.

Granted, but you'll experience no height cap and will keep endlessly growing.

I wish I could conjure up every book I wanted to read, without buying or loaning.

Granted, but they're all written in Aramaic.

I wish I was the harbinger of the end times.

Granted, but the end of times for cute puppies and kittens only.

I wish I had bionic arms and legs

Granted, but they are attached to a bear suit

I want to marry Honks

Originally posted by Scythe
You do, six years into the marriage, you find out she's Roland.

I never wanna see a quarter on a saturday.

Granted, but she runs off on your honeymoon with a black sock

I wish for 4 trillion dollars

Granted, but all the money is actually counterfeit.

I wish to have the power of telekinesis.

Granted, but your physical functions will be completely nullified.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you'll be hit by a 747.

I wish it was June again.

Granted but you will get hurt when you hit an airplane that is flying towards you.

I wish I could never get any older

Haha we both said the same cost, lol 🙂

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Granted, but you'll be hit by a 747.

I wish it was June again.

Granted, but you'll be forever stuck in the same month for the rest of eternity.

I wish that I were a successful business owner.

Granted but it's a business selling illegal drugs in front of a cop station.

I want LanceWindu to duel me