A Wish at What Cost?

Granted, but nobody will judge. lolzpwnt

I wish for extra mojo

Granted, but your penis falls off.

I wish for Raz to revamp the forums. haermm

Granted, be he leaves for nine straight years afterwards, so states the prophecy.

I want to point at the pope.

Originally posted by Scythe
Granted, be he leaves for nine straight years afterwards, so states the prophecy.

I want to point at the pope.

Granted, but then you can never stop preaching what he says.

I wish the world would stop forever.

Granted, but the sudden stop of the Earth's rotation causes all buildings to topple over. With nearly half of the world stuck in perpetual winter and the other half in summer, any survivors must choose to freeze or burn. Very little vegetation will grow in either of these extremes. The remaining people eventually starve.

I wish to be the healthiest person alive.

Granted, but you would be ruthlessly pursued by scientists because they want to figure out the secret behind your health.

I want to be able to make my friend happy.

Granted but you will be miserable.

I want to be miserable.

Granted, but you'll live to a ripe old age. You will be miserable every single day of your life.

I wish I had a smart phone.

Granted, but it gets stolen when you walk out of the store.

I wish LW had a smart phone.

Granted, but it gets stolen when he walks out of the store.

I wish Thoren wished LW had a smart phone.

Granted, but it gets stolen when I walk out of the store.

I wish for all all the worlds water (except my own person stash) were contaminated and unsafe for human consumption. 😈

Granted, but your family gets sick as a result.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but then you get every disease known to man.

I wish for my a/c to be fixed

Granted, but you would never be able to shut it off.

I wish I could go to Canada.

Granted, but while you're there, the rest of the world gets pissed off at Canada being so nice and they all nuke it at the same time.

I wish I could be in a Star Wars movie.

Granted, but Lucas turns you into Jar Jar Binks' son, and you'll be forever despised.

I wish I could visit and see another planet with intelligent lifeforms.

Granted, but the lifeforms are miniscule and enter your body through your urethra. The second they are in, their bodies swell up to ginormous proportions and explode your penis.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then aliens would come and attack us and anally probe us for no reason.

I wish to never have to sleep again.

Granted, but then you will have hallucinations of penis shaped cheetos.

I wish I could be a blademaster.

Granted, but you are killed when you're stabbed with a rusty spork.

I wish I were Ace Ventura.