A Wish at What Cost?

Granted, however a horny silverback gives you the gift of surprise buttsecks.

I wish I was genuinely happy for just one day.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Granted, however a horny silverback gives you the gift of surprise buttsecks.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
I wish I was genuinely happy for just one day.

I wish I was pretty.

granted, but you will never see your reflection again.

I wish i had stable career that i enjoy

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
granted, but you will never see your reflection again.

I wish i had stable career that i enjoy

Granted, but the job you work at performs serious crimes against humanity.

I wish (present) KMC (active) members would come with me to college. touched

Granted, but we would all be in separate classes and have hardly any time to hang ha-son

I wish that Pokemon was fo realsies.

Granted, but then Mewtwo destroys humanity.

I wish that the next year in college goes well.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Granted, but then Mewtwo destroys humanity.

I wish that the next year in college goes well.

I think I'm starting to like this game devil

I wish I wasn't good at anything

Originally posted by King of Blades
Granted, but then you realize all the jobs near or associated with your field of study become completely and utterly obsolete (not even derivative work) and you have to spend the next four years studying something miserable and horrid at a place that is equally miserable and horrible, to get you a job you'll never like with a pay that hardly covers minimum wage.

I think I'm starting to like this game devil

I wish I wasn't good at anything

Agreed. It's fun to come up with the possibilities for a wish to back fire. 😈

Granted, but then you'll be terrible at breathing and proceed to suffocate to death.

I wish I had the Midas touch.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Agreed. It's fun to come up with the possibilities for a wish to back fire. 😈

Granted, but then you'll be terrible at breathing and proceed to suffocate to death.

I wish I had the Midas touch.

I know. But I really admire the answers that are a little out of left field. True ingenuity.

Granted but then you realize everything you touch is fools gold. Like you 😛 😆

I wish I never had my wishes come true...

Granted but then you forget it all happened and end up making the same wishes over again

I wish that the Holocaust never happened.

Granted, but then Hitler decides to kill your grandparents, thereby negating your existence.

I wish I didn't have all these mosquito bites on my leg.

Granted, but they're on your peen instead.

I wish the girl from Kick-Ass was dating me.

Originally posted by Barker
Granted, but they're on your peen instead.

I wish the girl from Kick-Ass was dating me.

Granted, but she has to castrate you before you go on your first date

I wish Chappelle's Show still aired

Fair enough.

Granted, but it airs PG on daytime tv.

I wish I could live in the future so the present is my past jockey

Granted, but a mishap with you and your friends watching a supernova at point-blank range while you put a non-microwaveable metal "Iffy Pop" popcorn container into the ship's microwave sends you back in time. You end up doing the nasty with your own grandmother and fathering your own dad.

I wish that the PlayStation 4 were already out and I had it.

Originally posted by Barker
Fair enough.

Granted, but it airs PG on daytime tv.

I wish I could live in the future so the present is my past jockey

Granted, but the future all of human kind is like the stone age.

I wish Barker could live in the future, so the present would be his past jockey

Originally posted by Thoren
Granted, but the future all of human kind is like the stone age.

I wish Barker could live in the future, so the present would be his past jockey

Too slow!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Granted, but a mishap with you and your friends watching a supernova at point-blank range while you put a non-microwaveable metal "Iffy Pop" popcorn container into the ship's microwave sends you back in time. You end up doing the nasty with your own grandmother and fathering your own dad.

I wish that the PlayStation 4 were already out and I had it.

😑 Talk about creativity at its finest.

Granted, but the Playstation network will be hacked for another year, causing you to dismantle your PS4 in frustration.

I wish it won't rain today.

haermm what just happened

Originally posted by Korto Vos
😑 Talk about creativity at its finest.

Granted, but the Playstation network will be hacked for another year, causing you to dismantle your PS4 in frustration.

I wish it won't rain today.

I used the plot of a Futurama episode. haermm2

Granted, but you won't get rain tomorrow either. Or the day after. In fact, rain as we know it will never fall again. If you ever see rain, it is highly toxic and burns flesh on contact.

I wish that Barker knew what just happened.