A Wish at What Cost?

Granted but the first time you use it, the friction you create causes you to burst into flames and you die (no speed force for you).

I wish I could own and drive at Ford GTX1 anytime I wanted to.

Granted but the car can only drive for one mile, every time.

I wish I could eat for free.

Granted excert you get so full that you give up eating and just save the free food for when you are hungry again. Which end up to never.

I wish I could live in England forever

You get caught in a riot wearing Air Jordans.

I wish..........I had some Nachos.

Granted, but the Nachos are stale and covered with mould, and you still feel compelled to eat them.

I wish I could travel through the universe Silver Surfer style, with all his powers and board.

Granted, but you die like a ***** when _____ super hero kills you with a fork.

I wish I could stop shitposting.

Granted, but then you fill up with unused shitposts and explode into a billion pieces from the pressure.

I wish I could pay my bills.

Granted, but you could never live in the same house/apartment for more than a month.

I wish I could beat George St. Pierre in a fight