Let’s start with another statement.
This is what you said:
Yoda has never disarmed a “skilled” opponent. He only disarmed a “schlub” Clone trooper. Voldemort is a “skilled” opponent who has never been disarmed prior to his final scene. Therefore, Yoda would be unable to remove the Elder Wand from the Dark Wizard.
In other words, this means that Yoda never disarmed Darth Tyranus and Darth Sidious (the two “skilled” opponents he has faced, according to you), which is true.
The thing is that both Dooku and Palpatine are Sith Lords who powers and abilities are situated amongst the highest of those in the Jedi Order. Thus, that they too have advanced precognition and Force Sense, along with bionic speed, reflexes, and overall Force and lightsaber mastery.
Therefore, Yoda won’t be able to just TK their swords from a distance because their powers and abilities are on par (Sidious) or slightly below par (Dooku) that of Yoda’s.
This is the reason why your argument of Yoda’s “embarrassing” performance against Dooku doesn’t hold. Dooku has Force-given powers almost on the level of Yoda’s. He isn’t a Royal Guard or Clone trooper who doesn’t possess precognition and Force Sense, and who doesn’t have metahuman reflexes and speed.
In fact, there’s so many points wrong this argument that I don’t know what to say.
Repetition #5:
Yoda had no intention to slay his ”old Padawan”. Secondly, how did Yoda have ample time to disarm Dooku? The man broke a pillar that was about to fall onto Kenobi and Skywalker. Yoda, at his height, cannot disarm Dooku from a saber lock. The dynamics of swordfighting change with the styles of your opponents. Yoda, at his position, would have to perform an aerial maneuver if he wished to remove Dooku’s lightsaber. And that would risk precious time to prevent the pillar from crushing Anakin and Obi-Wan.
Furthermore, Anakin, with an intent to kill, disarmed Dooku that quickly; there’s nothing to suggest that if he didn’t have this purpose, like Yoda, he would have lacerated the Count’s hands that rapidly.
1. Anakin did have an “intent to kill.” He wanted to hurt the man responsible for three years of warfare. He wanted revenge against the man who cut off his hand. When he had Dooku on his knees, he hesitated; however, with just simple goading from Palpatine (“Do it.”), he beheaded the Count. Thus, Anakin definitely had a desire to murder Tyranus.
2. Yoda may have wanted to defeat Dooku, but certainly didn’t possess any killer mindset. You don’t see Sidious or Yoda speaking to each other when they are fighting because they are hell-bent on slaying one another. However, Yoda and Dooku engage in dialogue throughout their duel because Dooku was Yoda’s Padawan and Yoda held a connection with him.
3. Finally, where the fvck did you get this notion that Yoda sat there while Dooku took his time to TK a pillar?
Dooku began his TK at 2:17 and the pillar began to fall by 2:20. 3 seconds! Voldemort’s Fiendfyre, which I later discuss, takes four times longer! Yoda, at his height, cannot disarm Dooku, a master swordsman, and a man whom he doesn’t want to kill, from a saber lock. Dooku takes three seconds to break a pillar. Yoda sees this happening, has to shift concentration, and not risk any time in the case that pillar was actually going to collapse over Kenobi and Skywalker.
Simply put, this fetish of yours that Yoda has piss-poor reflexes since he allowed Tyranus all the time in the world to topple a pillar is far-fetched.