Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by focus4chumps112 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
So do feats tell the whole story in debating ?

when they are this ridiculously stacked, yes.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
when they are this ridiculously stacked, yes.
5 movies to one but with more feats come lower ones as well. His average is lower than zan's.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So do feats tell the whole story in debating ?

They are certainly worth more than your massively biased opinion.

Originally posted by Silent Master
They are certainly worth more than your massively biased opinion.
I'm objective to a fault. My nickname in high school just happened be Mr. Objective.

You thinking that just proves how deep your bias runs.

Originally posted by Silent Master
You thinking that just proves how deep your bias runs.
No, it doesn't. You live to troll and don't believe what you post.

How many fights did Van Zan win?

How many fights did McClane win?

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
How many fights did Van Zan win?

How many fights did McClane win?

There are many asterisks next to McClane fights. He looked terrible and lucked out due to weapons, stupidity, etc. Zan looked vastly superior to bale aka batman.

Originally posted by quanchi112
There are many asterisks next to McClane fights. He looked terrible and lucked out due to weapons, stupidity, etc. Zan looked vastly superior to bale aka batman.

Yet McClane ended up walking away the victor every time.

No, Van Zan looked like a brawling thug, that's all.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Yet McClane ended up walking away the victor every time.

No, Van Zan looked like a brawling thug, that's all.

Zan looked like someone who was merely inconvenienced by the alpha survivor leader.

Walking away the victor doesn't mean we ignore the context or the fact it's in a Die Hard movie. It's like saying Harry Potter beats Dumbledore because he survived more movies.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan looked like someone who was merely inconvenienced by the alpha survivor leader.

Walking away the victor doesn't mean we ignore the context or the fact it's in a Die Hard movie. It's like saying Harry Potter beats Dumbledore because he survived more movies.

Consistency.

McClane doesnt 'always rely on weapons'.
Not only does McClane have damage soak that is off of all conventional scales, but DH 1 and DH5 show him one shotting people with lightning fast hooks that put out enough energy to sound like this guy being shot out of a cannon into a concrete wall at 500mph...

And both the guys in DH5 he Joe Frazier'd were as tough as or tougher than Van Zan, and one was a Russian secret service tough who actually had a machine gun on McClane at the time..

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
Consistency.
McClane is consistently lucky when there is a weapon around in one of his movies. This isn't a movie of his nor is there a weapon lying around.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane doesnt 'always rely on weapons'.
Not only does McClane have damage soak that is off of all conventional scales, but DH 1 and DH5 show him one shotting people with lightning fast hooks that put out enough energy to sound like this guy being shot out of a cannon into a concrete wall at 500mph...

And both the guys in DH5 he Joe Frazier'd were as tough as or tougher than Van Zan, and one was a Russian secret service tough who actually had a machine gun on McClane at the time..

You exaggerate to laughable levels. Quit fantasizing about part 5 while ignoring parts 1-4. Once it hits the cheap seats I will go see it.

You are the one ignoring most of 1-4 and mispresenting and hallucinating that which you think you remember...

It will have to be that way. Cheap is the only shot you ever take.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You are the one ignoring most of 1-4 and mispresenting and hallucinating that which you think you remember...

It will have to be that way. Cheap is the only shot you ever take.

Cheapshots are right up McClane's wormy alley. Stalking women, cheapshot murdering women, being a shitty father. These are things McClane does best.

Stalking women? Not even seen the movies.

Cheapshot murdering women? Not seen in the movies.

Being a shitty father..? Not ever seen in movies.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. More butthurt smeary obsessive rage and lies shows how twisted and bitter you have become.

Van Zan headbutts and the sits on the arms of his opponent cheap shotting with his best cissy, posey slow ineffective slappy cheapshots and could inflict NO damage on his opponent.

He has no place being (mis)matched against McClane, who ruins, KOs, mutilates and kills and destroys through 5 movies of Die Hard action.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Stalking women? Not even seen the movies.

Cheapshot murdering women? Not seen in the movies.

Being a shitty father..? Not ever seen in movies.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. More butthurt smeary obsessive rage and lies shows how twisted and bitter you have become.

You deny what the movies actually show us in favor of you're he's your hero. The first one shows him stalking her across the country. The fourth one shows him cheapshot murder/then murder a woman. Putting his kids in harm's way shows what kind of man he is. Terrible.

You obviously didnt see the movie, hear the movie, or read the script for the movie. She invited him.

That woman was a T-800 damage soak ninja who would have turned a lesser man like Van Zan inside out, and she failed to damage McClane. All was fair in that fight.

All he does is rescue his kids...badguys put them in harm's way, and they all end dead for their troubles and the kids're safe.

You are completely trolling/dellusional/butthurt.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You obviously didnt see the movie, hear the movie, or read the script for the movie. She invited him.

That woman was a T-800 damage soak ninja who would have turned a lesser man like Van Zan inside out, and she failed to damage McClane. All was fair in that fight.

All he does is rescue his kids...badguys put them in harm's way, and they all end dead for their troubles and the kids're safe.

You are completely trolling/dellusional/butthurt.

Now she failed to damage him. How can you post something so riddled with horsepooh. No, she was a woman she wasn't a Terminator model exaggerator. This is why you struggle in debates you just keep making shit up.

Kids are safe but are mentally scarred. Horrible father. Zan ends the stalker of women. McClane's wife can finally rest easy.