You do nothing but talk out of your arse, which is impressive as its so full with your head jammed up it already.
Ninjachick tanked being hit with SUVs.
As can T800s and McClane.
Van Zan got anything like that to his name?
No.
He loses to McClane.
Loses to Ninja Chick.
Loses to DH5 John Junior (Who demonstrates ability way over Van Zan's level throughout an entire movie facing more danger than Van Zan without ragequit suiciding once)
Loses to Holly McClane. (Knocked out 2 teeth in one shot punching a guy)
Loses to Argylle. (KO'd a guy with one shot that whilst less a shot than Mcclane level punching still was better looking, sounding and effective than a Van Zan punch or even 5 of them and a headbutt)
They all have better H2H feats than Van Zan.