Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

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quanchi112 Disney

Zan wins.

focus4chumps Restricted

df

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

McClane won in a galactus like stomp before Die Hard 5 came out...now its obvious that it was infact a total non-contest, with McClane winning so easy he didn't even have to get out of bed that day.

Cry more now and cry plentifully for many more pages please.

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van zan has been too busy battling a woodchipper to bother with the likes of mclame

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yes. Being mulched, incompetent, fail, posing, grunting dragon faeces is a full time occupation.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
dragon faeces is a full time occupation.

I hear the pay is crappy 😐

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Him kicking the asses of guys better than Matthew Imkindagay throughout 4 movies, that.

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4 out of 5 bots prefer to copy robtard

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Robtard
I hear the pay is crappy 😐

😛

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by focus4chumps

df

Killed a dragon. Superior to McClanes lifetime.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane won in a galactus like stomp before Die Hard 5 came out...now its obvious that it was infact a total non-contest, with McClane winning so easy he didn't even have to get out of bed that day.

Cry more now and cry plentifully for many more pages please.

Lying isn't going to magically change this thread. Zan won. Get over it.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. Being mulched, incompetent, fail, posing, grunting dragon faeces is a full time occupation.
I hear your upset the wood chipper put up more of a fight than McClane against alpha male, Zan.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Whys that then? Cause there wasn't much effort from McClane was needed to kill girlyboy Van Zan.

Beep Beep, Quanchi.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Whys that then? Cause there wasn't much effort from McClane was needed to kill girlyboy Van Zan.

Beep Beep, Quanchi.

Zan drums him worse than the chick from die hard four. Honk honk.

focus4chumps Restricted
Originally posted by quanchi112
Honk honk.

indeed

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by focus4chumps
indeed
Beep beep.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

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Wilfully blind as ever...

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Wilfully blind as ever...

Just open Saddies eyes. Lets help him.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

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There they are...rolling again at your constant inanity.
But I guess its hard to see that with your hands over your eyes, huh...

McClane beats the living clownpiss out of Van Zan.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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There they are...rolling again at your constant inanity.
But I guess its hard to see that with your hands over your eyes, huh...

McClane beats the living clownpiss out of Van Zan.

No, he doesn't as it's on character for him to take an ass beating. He's weak.