Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by Mindset112 pages

He did beat Nick Fury. mhmm

Which is far greater than any of Batman's feats.

Batman did beat that guy from Brokeback mountain.

Pfft...he beat a clown(RIP). Big deal.

Yeah we do that here everyday, whenever he posts his usual rage-misspelt attention wh0re effluence.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Women were able to survive being f***ed by John Holmes, not many men were.

It doesnt strike me as shocking that you have zero idea about balance. DSZ has mauled you here. Time to stop crying about it.
Makes you look all estrogenical, Susan.

Your generalising is what makes you sexist. There are tonnes of other factors that make a difference ranging from psychology, training, diet, genetics, physical dimension etc etc and you ignore them to generalise on everyone based on (as DS pointed out) your one cherrypicked factor to obsess about.

Having testosterone was all Van Zan had and he was pure fail at fighting, talking, hair growth, thinking/strategising, and 'not rage suiciding'. The more balanced McClane would murder him to pieces all day everyday for ever and ever and ever.

You lose.

No, he has not. He spouted ignorance without anything supporting his claims. Men are physically superior to women on average.

Zan wins due to his showing and due to McClane's showings. McClane has a lot of testosterone but loses to physically inferior opponents straight up.

Zan did not even really feel Quinn's attacks. His physique is proof of lots of testosterone.

Point proven. 🙂

Average did not apply to Ninjachick, very clearly, being terminatrix like.

Zan wins "Most ineffective pussy", sure.

"No sense, no feeling" + Quinn was untrained and starving.
Van Zan's mental disposition is one of estrogen imbalance judging by his tears and indecisions that get people killed.

Yes, the movies DO prove my points. Not yours though, as you are clearly spouting nonsense still..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Average did not apply to Ninjachick, very clearly, being terminatrix like.

Zan wins "Most ineffective pussy", sure.

"No sense, no feeling" + Quinn was untrained and starving.
Van Zan's mental disposition is one of estrogen imbalance judging by his tears and indecisions that get people killed.

Yes, the movies DO prove my points. Not yours though, as you are clearly spouting nonsense still..

She was above average as was McClane. She dominated him.

Zan shrugging off testosterone punches is a testament to badassery. McClane taking beatdowns and being destroyed by an above average woman is sad.

You are leaving out the context of what occurred as always. MCClane can't even save his own marriage.

Wrong. Being ko'd then killed was a big domination fail for her.

Zan Being rocked by the village geek and then failing 100% to inflict damage on said geek even mountings and grunting and groaning, kneeling on his arms, whilst he freeshots him 5 times and headbutts him was his best showing. What is pathetic.
Feathers have more devastation power.
And McClane is about 83,000 tiers above Van Zan in terms of smarts, damage power, durability, unkillabilty, not being dragonpoop/woodchipper fill after 5 (soon to be 6) movies.
And he would not put up with Van Zan's sexual advances.

Well either Van Zan couldn't stay married (maybe because of his urges to straddle men and grunt, as per Reign of Fire feats) or he got his wife killed at somepoint like he got pretty much everyone else wasted... McClane saved pretty much everyone else. Van Zan would have killed them. Big difference.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Wrong. Being ko'd then killed was a big domination fail for her.

Zan Being rocked by the village geek and then failing 100% to inflict damage on said geek even mountings and grunting and groaning, kneeling on his arms, whilst he freeshots him 5 times and headbutts him was his best showing. What is pathetic.
Feathers have more devastation power.
And McClane is about 83,000 tiers above Van Zan in terms of smarts, damage power, durability, unkillabilty, not being dragonpoop/woodchipper fill after 5 (soon to be 6) movies.
And he would not put up with Van Zan's sexual advances.

Well either Van Zan couldn't stay married (maybe because of his urges to straddle men and grunt, as per Reign of Fire feats) or he got his wife killed at somepoint like he got pretty much everyone else wasted... McClane saved pretty much everyone else. Van Zan would have killed them. Big difference.

She turned around and displayed one of the biggest moments of disrespect I've ever seen in my short, young, epic life. Zan treated him like nothing.

Zan wrecks the punching bag who is known for taking a beating.

Originally posted by quanchi112
She turned around and displayed one of the biggest moments of disrespect I've ever seen in my short, young, epic life. Zan treated him like nothing.

Zan wrecks the punching bag who is known for taking a beating.

Wow, I love the elaboration here.

You know, Zan has no feats to his name right? He laid a half assed beatdown on an emacicated and starved villager, and failed to put him away with 6 decisive blows. His other showing was becoming a dragon turd in 5 seconds flat. That is it, that is the extent of Zan's showings

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Wow, I love the elaboration here.

You know, Zan has no feats to his name right? He laid a half assed beatdown on an emacicated and starved villager, and failed to put him away with 6 decisive blows. His other showing was becoming a dragon turd in 5 seconds flat. That is it, that is the extent of Zan's showings

You do remember that the person you're arguing with has admitted that he only posts here because he's allowed to troll, right?

And that's why everyone has a mission to troll him right back with logic and proof. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And McClane is about 83,000 tiers above Van Zan in terms of smarts, damage power, durability, unkillabilty, not being dragonpoop/woodchipper fill after 5 (soon to be 6) movies.
And he would not put up with Van Zan's sexual advances.

Stop low-balling McClane.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
Wow, I love the elaboration here.

You know, Zan has no feats to his name right? He laid a half assed beatdown on an emacicated and starved villager, and failed to put him away with 6 decisive blows. His other showing was becoming a dragon turd in 5 seconds flat. That is it, that is the extent of Zan's showings

He was in peak shape. His physique was awesome.

Quit making things up and downplaying. Weak debating.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
And that's why everyone has a mission to troll him right back with logic and proof. 🙂
😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was in peak shape. His physique was awesome.

Quit making things up and downplaying. Weak debating.

I don't give a shit if he looked like a badass, he proved he was weak as dirt, that's what matters. Looks are certainly not everything.

What did I make up, pray tell my Oracle Quan? Everything I said was true and exact, because unlike your pitiful self, I have seen Reign of Fire, and I know exactly what Zan has done.

You however like to troll through your beer goggles, despite never having seen the film, and like to prance around like an attention seeking ego-whore, and simply enjoy going against the grain for the sake of going against the grain. you know what that makes you Quan? An ingrown hair....

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was in peak shape. His physique was awesome.

thats solid evidence...if you're a homosexual trying to prove which man looked more sexy.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was in peak shape. His physique was awesome.

Quit making things up and downplaying. Weak debating.

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Well someone's certainly "strongly 'debating"...

You clearly gauge your assessment of characters ablities by how much you fancy them. Not very scientific.

McClane has Marine training.