Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I don't give a shit if he looked like a badass, he proved he was weak as dirt, that's what matters. Looks are certainly not everything.

What did I make up, pray tell my Oracle Quan? Everything I said was true and exact, because unlike your pitiful self, I have seen Reign of Fire, and I know exactly what Zan has done.

You however like to troll through your beer goggles, despite never having seen the film, and like to prance around like an attention seeking ego-whore, and simply enjoy going against the grain for the sake of going against the grain. you know what that makes you Quan? An ingrown hair....

Zan crushed a leader of men who was in great shape. Fact.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
thats solid evidence...if you're a homosexual trying to prove which man looked more sexy.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Well someone's certainly "strongly 'debating"...

You clearly gauge your assessment of characters ablities by how much you fancy them. Not very scientific.

He mounted him, straddled him and grunted a lot.
You have to damage your opponent in a fight for it to be:

A) A Victory

B) A fight

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Van Zan's display of gorilla lockerroom courtship will not impress the judges.

In fact, Quinn struck first with the more impressive blow and his opponent was utterly unable to respond with damage, and Quinn escaped rape too, despite the strength of Van Zan's big butch manly rough-tuff advances.

So really: Quinn was the victor.

Originally posted by quanchi112
you called him starved. Lie. He looked in great shape. Quit being dishonest and then acting like you said something else when you did not.

Zan crushed a leader of men who was in great shape. Fact.

I said Quinn was starved you blind moron. It's not my fault you can't read.

Bullshit, and he failed regardless, that's a fail for Zan.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
I said Quinn was starved you blind moron. It's not my fault you can't read.

Bullshit, and he failed regardless, that's a fail for Zan.

Zan crushed him. Quit downplaying and quit being emotional.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He mounted him, straddled him and grunted a lot.
You have to damage your opponent in a fight for it to be:

A) A Victory

B) A fight

😕

Van Zan's display of gorilla lockerroom courtship will not impress the judges.

In fact, Quinn struck first with the more impressive blow and his opponent was utterly unable to respond with damage, and Quinn escaped rape too, despite the strength of Van Zan's big butch manly rough-tuff advances.

So really: Quinn was the victor.

Zan wins, easily.

van zan was a poorly written character and a puffed-up posturing poser.

apart from beating up a post apocalyptic hick (who had far better aim and judgement to stay alive),
he did nothing to illustrate feats against...well...anyone.

this is all about your silly man crush.
oh and just a reminder:

Originally posted by focus4chumps

and never forget the indisputable:

Originally posted by focus4chumps

Originally posted by focus4chumps
van zan was a poorly written character and a puffed-up posturing poser.

apart from beating up a post apocalyptic hick (who had far better aim and judgement to stay alive),
he did nothing to illustrate feats against...well...anyone.

this is all about your silly man crush.
oh and just a reminder:

and never forget the indisputable:

i was not impressed by quinn h2h (proof being he lost to a grunting telegraphing jock fighter). as i said, what kept him alive was better judgement and better aim. van zan was a complete basket case with zero feats.

thats why you will find few if any versus debates on the internet about him. this is all about you being a prancing showpony.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22denton+van+zan+vs%22&rlz=1C1AVSB_enUS441US441&oq=%22denton+van+zan+vs%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.9742j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i was not impressed by quinn h2h (proof being he lost to a grunting telegraphing jock fighter). as i said, what kept him alive was better judgement and better aim. van zan was a complete basket case with zero feats.

thats why you will find few if any versus debates on the internet about him. this is all about you being a prancing showpony.

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22denton+van+zan+vs%22&rlz=1C1AVSB_enUS441US441&oq=%22denton+van+zan+vs%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.9742j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

there you go again deliberately parroting the same lie about van zan soloing a dragon. you are ridiculously petty and infantile.

quinn led the dragon directly to van zan on horseback, it was an assist.

get mad and parrot the same ridicuous bullshit.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
there you go again deliberately parroting the same lie about van zan soloing a dragon. you are ridiculously petty and infantile.

quinn led the dragon directly to van zan on horseback, it was an assist.

get mad and parrot the same ridicuous bullshit.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was not starved. Look at his physique. This is not the Machinist, Skip.

Zan crushed him. Quit downplaying and quit being emotional.

He had already explained to Zan's group they were hard pressed for food, as the Dragons were ruining the harvests. He certainly was not well fed, nor as muscular as Zan was.

Bullshit, Quinn stood up in less than 10 seconds. Your portrayal of Zan's awesomeness would at least have meant that Quinn would have been out for at least an hour.

McClane's USMC training, combined with his divine durability and perfect accuracy, combined with the fact that Zan's only physical showing was against Quinn, and tactically, Van Zan proved himself to be a complete retard, allow McClane to crush Van Zan here.

Absolutely.

Originally posted by Lestov16
combined with the fact that Zan's only physical showing was against Quinn, and tactically, Van Zan proved himself to be a complete retard, allow McClane to crush Van Zan here.

thats what renders the topic of "van zan vs anyone" pointless.

all this nonsense because quan thinks the guy was hot.

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Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
He had already explained to Zan's group they were hard pressed for food, as the Dragons were ruining the harvests. He certainly was not well fed, nor as muscular as Zan was.

Bullshit, Quinn stood up in less than 10 seconds. Your portrayal of Zan's awesomeness would at least have meant that Quinn would have been out for at least an hour.

Quinn was nothing to Zan. Zan laughed off his punches like no other. McClane is a punching bag. He gets ethered.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
thats what renders the topic of "van zan vs anyone" pointless.

all this nonsense because quan thinks the guy was hot.