Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Originally posted by quanchi112

Let's get on Skype and see who has a better physique between us. We can have a third kmcer judge. I can't wait to laugh at your body. Let's do it.

"Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

Well I'd certainly never knock someone for being that way inclined, but damn man, you've really been letting your dick rule your head in this debate all the way through, regards to Van Zan..
and now you try to pick up the people you debate against?
Wow.

(Or at least you're trying to get their skype details for further possible stalkings in the future...)

Anyways. 2 more pages and you've not been able to establish 1 single fact in favour of Van Zan. He dies horribly.
(But does surprisingly well in the woodchipper thread though)

Can I be completely honest when I say that I am heavily, heavily skeptical about whether Van Zan could even beat Forrest Gump. I seriously think Gump has better feats than Van Zan.

Gump unleashes further suffering on Van Zan until he is forced to flee in shame into the mouth of a Bubbagump shrimp who would tear him apart.

Anyway, like I was sayin', Van Zan is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, VanZan-kabobs, Denton creole, Zan gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Denton, lemon Denton, coconut Denton, pepper Denton, Denton soup, Denton stew, Denton salad, Denton and potatoes, Van burger, Zan sandwich. That- that's about it.

Could you imagine if Van Zan tried to make the country-wide run like Gump did? He'd get tired out before he reached a full block.

He'd have concluded that the safest time for everyone to run was midday, wearing high-vis vests.

(Hence he'd have set out at dusk....)

(Leading everyone into head on traffic on the freeway)

(In the fast lane)

(Having painted everyone matte black.)

Originally posted by quanchi112

Let's get on Skype and see who has a better physique between us. We can have a third kmcer judge. I can't wait to laugh at your body. Let's do it.

there's a blatant pickup line if i ever saw one.

after that its "Let's get on Skype and see who has a bigger dick."

and then its "Let's get on Skype and see who can deep throat a cucumber without gagging."

then before you know it it escalates to "cum at me bro! **** me in IRL!!"

YouTube video

From 'Suzie the creepy online stalker - The movie - OST'

McClane totally wins.

Quan wants you to "enter the dragon"....

I bet he does.

He loves people entering dragons.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

"Ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

Well I'd certainly never knock someone for being that way inclined, but damn man, you've really been letting your dick rule your head in this debate all the way through, regards to Van Zan..
and now you try to pick up the people you debate against?
Wow.

(Or at least you're trying to get their skype details for further possible stalkings in the future...)

Anyways. 2 more pages and you've not been able to establish 1 single fact in favour of Van Zan. He dies horribly.
(But does surprisingly well in the woodchipper thread though)

🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Can I be completely honest when I say that I am heavily, [b]heavily skeptical about whether Van Zan could even beat Forrest Gump. I seriously think Gump has better feats than Van Zan. [/B]

Originally posted by focus4chumps
there's a blatant pickup line if i ever saw one.

after that its "Let's get on Skype and see who has a bigger dick."

and then its "Let's get on Skype and see who can deep throat a cucumber without gagging."

then before you know it it escalates to "cum at me bro! **** me in IRL!!"

So deluded aren't you..!!

I backed down from that thread like Cassius Clay 'backed down' from the 1960 Olympics.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan wants you to "enter the dragon"....

Originally posted by quanchi112
Which only makes you seem more pathetic since you argued Zan beats him for pages in this debate. Flip flopper extraordinaire.

Indeed, I was on the dark side for a while, but now I've seen the light, and it's not the crevice of a dragon's ass like Van Zan is looking out of.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indeed, I was on the dark side for a while, but now I've seen the light, and it's not the crevice of a dragon's ass like Van Zan is looking out of.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So iyo you gave him the win over someone you believe Forest Gunp can beat. This actually attacks you more than anyone else. Its hysterical.

/\ Total rage breakdown of grammar, spelling, the works.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
/\ Total rage breakdown of grammar, spelling, the works.

You're asking if I gave McClane the win over someone Gump can beat? Phucking duh.

Calm down. McClane wins. Let it go.