Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Started by Robtard14 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
If he just gets cuts and bruises and isn't ko'd then he isn't beaten.

By that same rational Van Zan didn't defeat Quinn, ergo Van Zan's fight record is 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND. Concession accepted again.

Originally posted by Robtard
By that same rational Van Zan didn't defeat Quinn, ergo Van Zan's fight record is 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND. Concession accepted again.
The film made it clear they saved Quinn's life. 1-0. Undefeated stud.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The film made it clear they saved Quinn's life. 1-0. Undefeated stud.

Van Zan 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND, BY YOUR OWN WORDS. Don't try and backpedal now.

Also stop fisting your own ass, there won't be any room for my foot.

Originally posted by quanchi112
If he just gets cuts and bruises and isn't ko'd then he isn't beaten.

He will be KOed. Women turn into bitches when they are annoyed to a point. It is scientific fact and I dare you to find me proof otherwise

Originally posted by Robtard
Van Zan 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND, BY YOUR OWN WORDS. Don't try and backpedal now.

Also stop fisting your own ass, there won't be any room for my foot.

The movie made it clear he was dead and that they saved his life. Movie fact.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He will be KOed. Women turn into bitches when they are annoyed to a point. It is scientific fact and I dare you to find me proof otherwise
Not ones from basically a g rated film. She's not real hence the reason she loses.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Not ones from basically a g rated film. She's not real hence the reason she loses.

Really? The Wicked Witch of the West was minding her own business until Dorothy pissed her off by selfishly grabbing her sister's slippers. Then all hell broke loose

Originally posted by quanchi112
The movie made it clear he was dead and that they saved his life. Movie fact.

Dead men don't get up with only minor scratches and a willingness to continue the fight a moment later. Movie/life fact.

Van Zan's figh record: 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND, by your own rational. Concession accepted, move on. Maybe you'll win the next round. (you won't)

Originally posted by Lestov16
Really? The Wicked Witch of the West was minding her own business until Dorothy pissed her off by selfishly grabbing her sister's slippers. Then all hell broke loose
She's an evil character not Mary Poppins.
Originally posted by Robtard
Dead men don't get up with only minor scratches and a willingness to continue the fight a moment later. Movie/life fact.

Van Zan's figh record: 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND, by your own rational. Concession accepted, move on. Maybe you'll win the next round. (you won't)

He wasn't killed because they pulled him off of him. Did you watch the movie ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
He wasn't killed because they pulled him off of him. Did you watch the movie ?

Watched it like you did. I also did pay attention, something you failed to do.

Some woman speaking > what we actually see, which is Quinn none for the worse; he was capable of continuing the fight. So that fight was a No Decision; you'd know this, if you knew even the basics of fighting.(you don't)

Originally posted by Robtard
Watched it like you did. I also did pay attention, something you failed to do.

Some woman speaking > what we actually see, which is Quinn none for the worse; he was capable of continuing the fight. So that fight was a No Decision; you'd know this, if you knew even the basics of fighting.(you don't)

Yes, he was capable of continuing but he would have killed him had he done so. Try and keep up I tire of your circular arguments.

Originally posted by Lestov16
He will be KOed. Women turn into bitches when they are annoyed to a point. It is scientific fact and I dare you to find me proof otherwise

Dude, I'm a girl. I hereby approve of this message. If you happen to be that one person saying that one thing...

Well, let's just say you aren't going to leave that room as well as you came into it. If I had Poppins Powers, even with out the character alteration [which by the way you keep saying we have to do and yet we've already DONE IT.] the world would be short a few people. Even just today. Some people just don't see that it isn't funny, it's just being a douche.

Hmmm, I think I could probably think of one of those people riiiiiggght... now.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Dude, I'm a girl. I hereby approve of this message. If you happen to be that one person saying that one thing...

Well, let's just say you aren't going to leave that room as well as you came into it. If I had Poppins Powers, even with out the character alteration [which by the way you keep saying we have to do and yet we've already DONE IT.] the world would be short a few people. Even just today. Some people just don't see that it isn't funny, it's just being a douche.

Hmmm, I think I could probably think of one of those people riiiiiggght... now.

Sorry Dean Winchester fan. I was not intending to be sexist by any means and I apologize if I was. It's just that, in my experience, when you piss a woman off to a certain point, they themselves become pissed. Hence the "hell hath no fury" quote

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, he was capable of continuing but he would have killed him had he done so. Try and keep up I tire of your circular arguments.

What you imagine might have happened over the rant of some woman doesn't matter. What matters is Van Zan's actual fight record: 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND. Just accept and move on. Why you keep bringing up "Van Zan beat Quinn!!!!11!" in here is telling. Move on.

Originally posted by Robtard
What you imagine might have happened over the rant of some woman doesn't matter. What matters is Van Zan's actual fight record: 0 wins 0 loses 1 ND. Just accept and move on. Why you keep bringing up "Van Zan beat Quinn!!!!11!" in here is telling. Move on.
He was 1-0 when someone else saves the other guy's life and pull you off that's a loss, bro. One day you might happen to be in a street fight and when someone has to recuse you that's considered a loss.

Not when someone needlessly intervenes, it isnt.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not when someone needlessly intervenes, it isnt.
She stated he would have killed Quinn that's called saving a life.

I think he would have lacked the capacity to do so without a gun, judging by his problems onscreen inflicting more damage than "Butterfly wing accidentally and gently brushing on someones' face" levels of damage...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I think he would have lacked the capacity to do so without a gun, judging by his problems onscreen inflicting more damage than "Butterfly wing accidentally and gently brushing on someones' face" levels of damage...
The man won unlike McClane who rips out woman's hair when they turn their back on him.

Actually killing or KO'ing your opponent is a win; what McClane does.

Doing girly-slaps and arbitrarily declaring a win on the word of some woman onlooker is how Van Zan relies on upping his fight record of 0 wins 0 loses and 1 ND.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The man won unlike McClane who rips out woman's hair when they turn their back on him.

Your apparent blindness totally obscures the obvious dual wins of McClane's in that encounter:

"First to the KO"

"First to the Kill"