Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Quinn was a malnourished man with no fighting experience and a high sense of moral justice.

Zan beat him up like a typical high school brawl.

Poppins can WITHIN A SECOND.

-Create gale winds that have the concentrated ability to elegantly fly a woman with controlled ease/blown humans away into the air.

-Click her fingers and send any object with pinpoint speed and accuracy to it's target.

-Create realities around selective people that contain cartoons that love Mary Poppins, and would attack Zan with dozens of creatures the second she gives the order.

As Sadako wrote earlier. Poppins is Q from Star Trek level. She would have fun with those guys. Especially since she is wittier and wiser.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was kicking Quinn's ass. That should tell you enough unless you think Mary Poppins damage soak is more impressive than Quinn's...do you ?

Just cause he slapped a non fighter, and headbutted him, (failing to infllct any real damage) it doesn't mean that he could damage a being whom can control reality.

And anyway, til you've combatted the "stuck in a chalk drawing with drawn for Dick Van Dyke by H.R.Geiger", or the "How does Van Zam negate hurricane force air attacks" the onus is on you to do some reasoning justifying your assertions..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Just cause he slapped a non fighter, and headbutted him, (failing to infllct any real damage) it doesn't mean that he could damage a being whom can control reality.

And anyway, til you've combatted the "stuck in a chalk drawing with drawn for Dick Van Dyke by H.R.Geiger", or the "How does Van Zam negate hurricane force air attacks" the onus is on you to do some reasoning justifying your assertions..

You incorrectly said "when".

Its "if".

And no he won't.

And yes she is.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You incorrectly said "when".

Its "if".

And no he won't.

And yes she is.

Nope.

Its not a matter of time.

How do you think its a matter of time?

It is yourself, for your own lack of argument here, that you must forgive.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOLZ at your comedic statement to Robtard just then.
He at no point admitted it. More fantasy from your keyboard.

Knocked about by women he knocks out after tiring of their "Kung fu shit", followed by killing that woman brutally, you mean...
🙂

How interesting that you cannot even think of a way to beat Poppins.
Poppins proactively and profoundly pisses and poops on pretend professional Van Zan.

He headbutts her into submission or punches her. Either or will do.

Yes thats right you won't continue to.... as continuing something generally involves a start to it. It is your dignitahhhhh that has be bemirched and beaten. 😛

Yeah 'cause either way he still loses....
but hes he gonna reach her from inside that pocket universe?

Poppins wins this its brutally obvious to all bit Quan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He headbutts her into submission or punches her. Either or will do

....absolutely jack shit

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes thats right you won't continue to.... as continuing something generally involves a start to it. It is your dignitahhhhh that has be bemirched and beaten. 😛

Yeah 'cause either way he still loses....
but hes he gonna reach her from inside that pocket universe?

Originally posted by the ninjak
Poppins wins this its brutally obvious to all bit Quan.

Originally posted by Lestov16
....absolutely jack shit

Originally posted by quanchi112
When has Poppins resisted any physical attacks ?

When has Zan exerted any effective physical attacks? He couldn't put down Quinn with 5 hits to the face, 3 to the stomach, and a headbutt, and all he has to do is hit Mary once to get her pissed at him and use her powers to turn him into an animated waffle

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins because he's ruthless and Poppins isn't. Nah, you kno wdeep down she loses due to her being soft.

Originally posted by Lestov16

To quote Kevin Sandusky, What the hell does that even mean?

the state of MVF...

It wasn't much better before....

Yeah, but this whole thread was done to spite "someone", and its up to page 9. He is at fault too though for responding.

I think the forums would be better if we avoid:

* LOTR magic
* John McClane

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins because he's ruthless and Poppins isn't. Nah, you kno wdeep down she loses due to her being soft. When has Poppins resisted any physical attacks ?

Zan fails cause hes isolated in a pocket universe by Poppin's hand.
So his "ruthlessness" is useless twofold now, (Twofold cause all the ruthlessness is useless without the ability to do damage dude to being a pussy with physical attacks.) and irrelevant.

So how do you know that this Q-like-being doesn't have damage soak time 10,000,000?

Never underestimate the ruthlessness of a british nanny.

Originally posted by Placidity
Yeah, but this whole thread was done to spite "someone", and its up to page 9. He is at fault too though for responding.

I think the forums would be better if we avoid:

* LOTR magic
* John McClane

I am not at fault.
There IS no fault.
There was zero spite.

I was baited via a McClane thread prior to this though.
If you'd have read the thread instead of jumping straight to having a go at me, Placidity, you'd have seen that this was already been addressed.

But never mind that eh, just ignore that all and the fact/valuable that I responded to an individual who wanted to reflog a dead horse to generate posts for KMC for his own betterment.. please return to your pre-emptive well of Sadako-hatred. 🙂

Still.. I agree with the other sentiment you guys are conveying, If MVF is dead its not because of troll douches getting banned,
(emulation of said douche is fail, not 'return to golden days of MVF win'😉 its because of the "THATS been done" element. Its all exhausted and used up..
But somebody wants to be its 'post count savior' so its on their head. Not mine.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

But never mind that eh, just ignore that all and the fact/valuable that I responded to an individual who wanted to reflog a dead horse to generate posts for KMC for his own betterment.. please return to your pre-emptive well of Sadako-hatred. 🙂

I didn't even notice who made this thread, was just saying...

Originally posted by Lestov16
When has Zan exerted any effective physical attacks? He couldn't put down Quinn with 5 hits to the face, 3 to the stomach, and a headbutt, and all he has to do is hit Mary once to get her pissed at him and use her powers to turn him into an animated waffle

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Zan fails cause hes isolated in a pocket universe by Poppin's hand.
So his "ruthlessness" is useless twofold now, (Twofold cause all the ruthlessness is useless without the ability to do damage dude to being a pussy with physical attacks.) and irrelevant.

So how do you know that this Q-like-being doesn't have damage soak time 10,000,000?

Never underestimate the ruthlessness of a british nanny.

quanchi - OP made Poppins ruthless. No arguing against OP.

and so by the transitive property, Poppins is ruthless.

Brush up on your debate skills, man. You're like the Monty Python "argument clinic" sketch. "Having an argument doesn't just include the naysaying of the other person's position and saying 'no it 'tisn't.' 'yes it 'tis!' 'no it 'tisn't!'"