Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Started by Lestov1614 pages

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quinn's an elite male did you see his physique whereas she isn't nor has she displayed any hand to hand skill or ability to take a punch.

She isn't ruthless therefore she loses.

so by that logic Zan would whoop carrie white's ass as well and Mary [i]is[\i] ruthless as per stated by the op, and even if she wasn't she still has a self defense mechanism which [i]will[\i] kick in as soon as Zan hits her with one of his (PROVEN) non KO punches

Originally posted by Lestov16
so by that logic Zan would whoop carrie white's ass as well and Mary [i]is[\i] ruthless as per stated by the op, and even if she wasn't she still has a self defense mechanism which [i]will[\i] kick in as soon as Zan hits her with one of his (PROVEN) non KO punches
If it's just her powerset she wins but Carrie is ruthless in character. I have already stated my opinion. Deep down you know I am correct.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
quanchi - OP made Poppins ruthless. No arguing against OP.

and so by the transitive property, Poppins is ruthless.

Brush up on your debate skills, man. You're like the Monty Python "argument clinic" sketch. "Having an argument doesn't just include the naysaying of the other person's position and saying 'no it 'tisn't.' 'yes it 'tis!' 'no it 'tisn't!'"

Her powerset wins but altering her in this way then it isn't mry poppins. The character loses but this hybrid powerset can beat Zan's powerset.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Her powerset wins but altering her in this way then it isn't mry poppins. The character loses but this hybrid powerset can beat Zan's powerset.

Dude - did you look at the OP? It's not "Mary Poppins."
It's SCARY Mary Poppins. You have to watch that youtube video.

And as for Van Zan having a "elite physique..." I'm sorry, I can't answer that, I'm too busy trying to catch my breath after laughing so hard. While it may be your view of the actor, in the film, it's post-goodthingson earth. There's hardly anything to eat. If a man is mostly muscle under these conditions, it makes him extra sinewy, which you can tell even by the picture Sadako provides, he is. That's certainly not peak condition judging by today's standards.

The fact that he couldn't tell K.O a malnourished guy with 5 hits to the face, two to the stomach, and a headbutt tells you a lot about his hitting power

I know. But this guy goes into detail like a lover looking over his paramour that I felt the need to equally detail-ed break it down. 😄

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Dude - did you look at the OP? It's not "Mary Poppins."
It's SCARY Mary Poppins. You have to watch that youtube video.

And as for Van Zan having a "elite physique..." I'm sorry, I can't answer that, I'm too busy trying to catch my breath after laughing so hard. While it may be your view of the actor, in the film, it's post-goodthingson earth. There's hardly anything to eat. If a man is mostly muscle under these conditions, it makes him extra sinewy, which you can tell even by the picture Sadako provides, he is. That's certainly not peak condition judging by today's standards.

Zan had an awesome physique as did Quinn. Watch the movie and you will see. My opinion has been rendered multiple times on the matter.
Originally posted by Lestov16
The fact that he couldn't tell K.O a malnourished guy with 5 hits to the face, two to the stomach, and a headbutt tells you a lot about his hitting power
The fact that McClane has been tossed around by a woman doesn't take away from everything he's done. Sure it hurts his average but Zan is here the guy is sporting an undefeated record against homo sapiens.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The fact that McClane has been tossed around by a woman doesn't take away from everything he's done.

That's kinda sexist, even more so considering that she explicitly showed excellent H2H skills

Originally posted by quanchi112
Sure it hurts his average but Zan is here the guy is sporting an undefeated record against homo sapiens.

Are you actually claiming that because was not beaten in H2H on screen that he's invincible to all humans?

Originally posted by Lestov16
That's kinda sexist, even more so considering that she explicitly showed excellent H2H skills

Are you actually claiming that because was not beaten in H2H on screen that he's invincible to all humans?

She was no slouch but her physique and bodyweight aren't impressive by any means.

No, I am just saying the guy hasn't lost to a human being yet.

Originally posted by quanchi112
She was no slouch but her physique and bodyweight aren't impressive by any means.

Um, yeah they are, considering she was kicking people's asses

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I am just saying the guy hasn't lost to a human being yet.

well I guess that's good then since Mary is most certainly NOT a human being

But he didn't exactly destroy his opponent either.

Moral Win to Van Zan's ROF opponent.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Um, yeah they are, considering she was kicking people's asses

well I guess that's good then since Mary is most certainly NOT a human being

She can't really take many punches and when she laid off McClane he pretty easily beat her once she turned her back.

Are you saying Mary is unbeatable ?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But he didn't exactly destroy his opponent either.

Moral Win to Van Zan's ROF opponent.

Zan tanked a sucker punch like a champ.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Are you saying Mary is unbeatable ?

No, unlike your claims of Van Zan

Originally posted by Lestov16
No, unlike your claims of Van Zan
Zan would lose to Voldemort thus he is no unbeatable.

He would also lose to Mary Poppins

Originally posted by Lestov16
He would also lose to Mary Poppins
You're outta control AND WRONG AGAIN.

I smell a thread.

Voldemort is a pussy. That kid from twilight zone the movie would whip his ass.

HP wizards wouldn't stand up to many matter manipulators in film.

Or mid level Telepathic/Telekinetic/Pyrokinetic manipulators.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Voldemort is a pussy. That kid from twilight zone the movie would whip his ass.
Did you mean to type McClane and by mistake typed Voldemort ?