Thor VS Wolverine (With a Red Lantern Ring)

Started by wildernesss17 pages

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
"Standstill". Lmao.

Yeah, a holding back Thor ended that farce of a "fight" as soon as his temper flared up. Even bloodlusted and out for the kill, Logan didn't come close to slaying Thor.

Thor gets a majority based on his feats, powers, abilities, history as a character, etc.

yes, for a substantial amount of time, logan was fighting thor to a standstill. he severely wounded thor, made him scream, & blocked a hammer attack with his claws. as for thor holding back.....it was clearlystated that thor was not holding back because thor knew of logan's reputation.

Originally posted by wildernesss
yes, for a substantial amount of time, logan was fighting thor to a standstill. he severely wounded thor, made him scream, & blocked a hammer attack with his claws. as for thor holding back.....it was clearlystated that thor was not holding back because thor knew of logan's reputation.

Thor stopped messing around at the end of the fight.

...which, ironically, was when said fight ended and Thor knocked some sense into Logan.

Trying to spin that into "Logan fought Thor on completely even terms and even fought him to a standstill" is the epitome of dead wrong.

And the point is moot anyway as Thor's not going to be nice and try to talk Wolverine down in this thread.

Originally posted by wildernesss
yes, for a substantial amount of time, logan was fighting thor to a standstill. he severely wounded thor, made him scream, & blocked a hammer attack with his claws. as for thor holding back.....it was clearlystated that thor was not holding back because thor knew of logan's reputation.

Substantial amount of time? Logan actually fought Thor straight up for like a page and a half. He didn't severely wound Thor. As a matter of fact, all the damage disappeared by the time they reached the diner.

Logan never blocked a hammer attack with his claws, I don't even know what you could be referring to. Thor was definitely holding back.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Superficial damage due to the thickness of his Asgardian skin. Thor was in no danger of being killed or even maimed.

Logan's going to be batshit crazy in this thread, too, due to his beserker rage and the Red Lantern power ring, so I guess his skills are going to mean jack shit.

And yet...a holding back Thor was still able to tag and grab Wolverine in spite of him being "too fast". In this thread, Thor has no reason to hold back and try to reason with Wolverine.

Logan gets his ass kicked. Thor literally has dozens of options to invoke in this thread.

lol...is asgardian skin half a foot thick now...is that the next power you're gonna assign to thor

angry is different from being out of his mind

its comic logic breh...and if iirc, thor grabbed logan while logan was on his back, no?

not really

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Not really. Thor is more than capable of countering Logan even if his in the air.

If Logan does do more damage with his claws now, Thor will balance it out with his far superior energy projection or possibly something random like a healing factor. That's assuming Logan gets in close.

You could give Logan a copy of Mjolnir and he'd still lose. Giving a character who Thor had trouble with a power up doesn't automatically mean he'd beat the Odinson. Beta Ray bill is walking proof of that.

really...when was the last time thor fought a flying skilled MAer...oh yeah, never

thor's hf is much weaker than logan's and will not heal deep cuts midbattle

Originally posted by Starscream M
lol...is asgardian skin half a foot thick now...is that the next power you're gonna assign to thor

angry is different from being out of his mind

its comic logic breh...and if iirc, thor grabbed logan while logan was on his back, no?

not really

Don't get mad because Thor's durability was enough to turn Logan's direct slashes into little more than kitty scratches. It doesn't become you.

Ummm. Beserker Rage + Red Lantern Ring = Insane Wolverine. Don't see how you come to any other conclusion than that. Wolverine's going to be basically rabid, spitting plasma breath and charging wildly at Thor. Don't kid yourself with the idea he's going to be making constructs and the like. He's no Atrocitus or Hal Jordan. Definitely not the epic that is Guy Gardner.

"Logic" is being spit on in this thread. He grabbed Wolverine's ankle and tossed him like the midget he is.

Yes, really. Thor's energy powers, weather manipulation, far superior physical might and more is what makes this match fall in his favor.

You may as well give Logan the Butcher entity and watch as Thor still carves his skull in.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Thor stopped messing around at the end of the fight.

...which, ironically, was when said fight ended and Thor knocked some sense into Logan.

Trying to spin that into "Logan fought Thor on completely even terms and even fought him to a standstill" is the epitome of dead wrong.

And the point is moot anyway as Thor's not going to be nice and try to talk Wolverine down in this thread.

stopped messing around does not equal holding back though; thor simply
managed to knocked logan out of his hypnotized condition.

taking thor by suprise, demonstrating superior speed & combat reflexes, substantially wounding him to the point that he screams, & blocking lightning attacks....is more than enough of a fight to a standstill (albeit a brief one) to suggest a red lantern ring added to logan's stats would be too much for thor.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Don't get mad because Thor's durability was enough to turn Logan's direct slashes into little more than kitty scratches. It doesn't become you.

Ummm. Beserker Rage + Red Lantern Ring = Insane Wolverine. Don't see how you come to any other conclusion than that. Wolverine's going to be basically rabid, spitting plasma breath and charging wildly at Thor. Don't kid yourself with the idea he's going to be making constructs and the like. He's no Atrocitus or Hal Jordan. Definitely not the epic that is Guy Gardner.

"Logic" is being spit on in this thread. He grabbed Wolverine's ankle and tossed him like the midget he is.

Yes, really. Thor's energy powers, weather manipulation, far superior physical might and more is what makes this match fall in his favor.

You may as well give Logan the Butcher entity and watch as Thor still carves his skull in.

your thorbaggery just crossed the rage threshold (pssst...that's not a good thing)

berserker rage does not imply insane. it just means logan is going to be wildly unpredictable, bloodlusted (ie he'll stab thor in the eyes without giving a phuck)

fighting a feral logan is even harder than fighting a non-feral logan...its like fighting a wild cat...you may be bigger and stronger, but it can bite and claw the shit out of you

thor's weather manipulation is useless against logan's shields, his might is neutralized by logan's claws and skill

Originally posted by wildernesss
stopped messing around does not equal holding back though; thor simply
managed to knocked logan out of his hypnotized condition.

taking thor by suprise, demonstrating superior speed & combat reflexes, substantially wounding him to the point that he screams, & blocking lightning attacks....is more than enough of a fight to a standstill (albeit a brief one) to suggest a red lantern ring added to logan's stats would be too much for thor.

Thor's statements and actions proved he had finally had enough of Wolverine's bullshit. The entire fight suggested that Logan could be troublesome for Thor until Thor took off the kid gloves.

Nothing about that fight suggested that giving Logan a power ring would make him > Thor. Nothing. Maybe if you want to use the same Thor who was trying to talk down Wolverine and ignore....well, basically everything else in his vast history and catalogue of feats.

A mad and wild Wolverine has no answers to cosmic storm summoning, planet busting strength packed strikes, absorbing his ring's energy with Mjolnir, etc. Thor has way too many options here. He beats real Lanterns for the majority, let alone Wolverine with a power ring.

Originally posted by Starscream M
really...when was the last time thor fought a flying skilled MAer...oh yeah, never

thor's hf is much weaker than logan's and will not heal deep cuts midbattle

What does martial arts have to do with Thor countering a flying Logan? Is he gonna back flip over energy projection or something? They aren't going to engage in close combat aerial fighting like in Dragon Ball Z.

What I meant is, if Thor lets Logan in close in a fight, he'll either be able to tank his claws like he did before or handle them in the same manner as Gladiator just due to the nature of how this things go. But that requires too much fourth wall type reasoning so just ignore it.

i'm gonna go with wolverine..with his new strength..he can cut through Thor..

Originally posted by Starscream M
thor's weather manipulation is useless against logan's shields, his might is neutralized by logan's claws and skill

You don't know what you're talking about.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
What does martial arts have to do with Thor countering a flying Logan? Is he gonna back flip over energy projection or something? They aren't going to engage in close combat aerial fighting like in Dragon Ball Z.
you have no idea how wolverine would fight as a flyer...but logic says he won't fly in straight lines like superman and would prob incorporate acrobatics of some sort into his flight which would make it very hard for thor to anticipate

Originally posted by Starscream M
your thorbaggery just crossed the rage threshold (pssst...that's not a good thing)

berserker rage does not imply insane. it just means logan is going to be wildly unpredictable, bloodlusted (ie he'll stab thor in the eyes without giving a phuck)

fighting a feral logan is even harder than fighting a non-feral logan...its like fighting a wild cat...you may be bigger and stronger, but it can bite and claw the shit out of you

thor's weather manipulation is useless against logan's shields, his might is neutralized by logan's claws and skill

Lol. Thorbaggery =/= knowing facts supported by both Thor canon/comics and Green Lantern canon/comics. Also, u mad.

Yeah, no. Logan's beserker rage + a Red Lantern power ring is going to make him a wild and crazed insane animal. An animal that Thor will be forced to put down, unfortunately. Seriously, I can't even believe that this fundamental truth is even being debated. The nature of Logan in this thread plus the ring is going to make him crazy.

Like fighting a non holding back Thor is harder than fighting a holding back one? When Thor stops holding back, he can make Trans and Skyfathers beings take notice. Heralds and below get wrecked.

Useless, eh? They weren't useless against Glory or Chaos King. Also show me some scans of a Red Lantern's shield stopping something on par with what Thor can ultimately unleash. You can pick any one of them, hell. Atrocitus, Hal, Guy, I don't care. Lol at Thor's might being neutralized.

Originally posted by Starscream M
you have no idea how wolverine would fight as a flyer...but logic says he won't fly in straight lines like superman and would prob incorporate acrobatics of some sort into his flight which would make it very hard for thor to anticipate

But you do?

How in the hell would acrobatics noticeably help Logan in an aerial battle with Thor, the God of Thunder?

Do you think he's gonna back flip out of the way of a lightning bolt? I'm trying to understand why you think it's such a game changer.

He'll dodge a tornado or a hurricane made up of the winds of a hundred and more worlds. And he'll evade an omni-directional torrent of lightning and thunder.

Somehow.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
He'll dodge a tornado or a hurricane made up of the winds of a hundred and more worlds. And he'll evade an omni-directional torrent of lightning and thunder.

Somehow.

Can Thor make a tornado or hurricane made of swords? Lets see Logan dodge that.

whens the last decade thor unleashed tornadoes and hurricanes while fighting a humanoid sized foe lol

Originally posted by Starscream M
whens the last decade thor unleashed tornadoes and hurricanes while fighting a humanoid sized foe lol

This current decade? lol

I know the idea that Thor beats Wolverine in yet another clever thread where either Thor is handicapped or Wolverine gets an amp of some sorts probably doesn't sit well with you, but you'll just have to deal.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
This current decade? lol

Indeed.

He's probably manipulated the weather against foes more than Supermans used speed.