Thor (Without Mjolnir) VS Wolverine ---Revised Thread

Started by Silent Master16 pages
Originally posted by Starscream M
psst...if rain can stop the hulk, then thor shouldnt even bother fighting, just let it rain all day

Like the Flash should just use his speed to end most/all of his fights in the first second?

He would flood the world. He was already causing a lot of damage overwhelming the hulk.

Originally posted by Starscream M
thorbags are no better...claiming rain stopping hulk isn't PIS 🙄
Wolverine fans...Thor fans...MEH!

Everybody knows that Batman and Hulk fans are the bestest! 131

Originally posted by Badabing
Wolverine fans...Thor fans...MEH!

Everybody knows that Batman and Hulk fans are the bestest! 131

Originally posted by Damborgson
Stolen! 😱

Originally posted by Badabing
Stolen! 😱
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Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ I'm not sure what context I'm missing here, but Wolverine's enhanced durability has something to do with blunting the damage he takes. It's not just his healing factor.

Also, this thread is retarded. It's an Asgardian stamina vs. mutant healing factor contest. Thor wouldn't beat Deadpool, much less Daken under these conditions without some healing factor canceling tech. Since when has anybody completely stopped any of their healing factors without some plot device? Might as well pit Thor against Mr. Immortal and set the stipulation to, Thor has to physically beat the immortality out of him to win.

If this was a standard thor vs logan (to a KO) thread, you would be the first one bursting into the thread pounding into the keyboard " Thor
wins 10/10....Tis a GRAND day for the Odinson and all of Asgard.... teh wtfpwnag teh powerz Molllenar rulz!" while you rapidly flip through your issues of the mighty thor and journey into mystery. then you would pick up your home made mjolnir (made with tin foil shaped into a square, atop of a toilet paper roll), raise it into the air......and scream "FOORRR OODDDIINN!"

even if you don't like the this thread, the pro thor sentiment/bias is so strong here that it's as close to tangible as is possible through a computer screen. if nothing else, disputed threads like these serve as a slight counter balance to this said bias.

besides, silent master already said I was remiss in the OP; I didn't turn thor's other powers off other than hammer/lightning. apparently, thor could beat logan with....hail? whatever.

Originally posted by wildernesss
If this was a standard thor vs logan (to a KO) thread, you would be the first one bursting into the thread pounding into the keyboard " Thor
wins 10/10....Tis a GRAND day for the Odinson and all of Asgard.... teh wtfpwnag teh powerz Molllenar rulz!" while you rapidly flip through your issues of the mighty thor and journey into mystery. then you would pick up your home made mjolnir (made with tin foil shaped into a square, atop of a toilet paper roll), raise it into the air......and scream "FOORRR OODDDIINN!"

even if you don't like the this thread, the pro thor sentiment/bias is so strong here that it's as close to tangible as is possible through a computer screen. if nothing else, disputed threads like these serve as a slight counter balance to this said bias.

besides, silent master already said I was remiss in the OP; I didn't turn thor's other powers off other than hammer/lightning. apparently, thor could beat logan with....hail? whatever.

Hurrican force winds? Logan must be what, 400lbs tops? Thor could stand in the middle of a tornado, the winds would be flaying the flesh off his bones, right?

Originally posted by wildernesss
If this was a standard thor vs logan (to a KO) thread, you would be the first one bursting into the thread pounding into the keyboard " Thor
wins 10/10....Tis a GRAND day for the Odinson and all of Asgard.... teh wtfpwnag teh powerz Molllenar rulz!" while you rapidly flip through your issues of the mighty thor and journey into mystery. then you would pick up your home made mjolnir (made with tin foil shaped into a square, atop of a toilet paper roll), raise it into the air......and scream "FOORRR OODDDIINN!"

even if you don't like the this thread, the pro thor sentiment/bias is so strong here that it's as close to tangible as is possible through a computer screen. if nothing else, disputed threads like these serve as a slight counter balance to this said bias.

besides, silent master already said I was remiss in the OP; I didn't turn thor's other powers off other than hammer/lightning. apparently, thor could beat logan with....hail? whatever.

Bitter much?

Thor can still fly. I don`t see wolvie flapping his claws fast enough to liftoff. Logan gets crushed under a mountain of hailstones and suffocates.

In the context of this thread, the following is how some of the hardcore pro-thor crowd comes off sounding when translated into hardcore pro-wolverine:

*snotty fanboy voice on* oh Ya you guys! Oh Ya!?......immortal loganz cant die cuz he can regenerate from a skelton with no cells left...cuz...cuz....jean gray brings him back & stuff...an den loganz fights a scary dude & den loagan coms bak!! *breathing heavily*

there's no pleasing some people. it either has to be a total *&^%ing stomp for thor.....or totally unfair because logan's HF is better than his.even IF thor without mjolnir/lightning/etc only had to KO logan in this thread, it wouldn't make any difference to some posters. so don't pretend that the stipulations in this thread or any other make any genuine difference in what is an already pre-established belief.

Originally posted by wildernesss
If this was a standard thor vs logan (to a KO) thread, you would be the first one bursting into the thread pounding into the keyboard " Thor
wins 10/10....Tis a GRAND day for the Odinson and all of Asgard.... teh wtfpwnag teh powerz Molllenar rulz!" while you rapidly flip through your issues of the mighty thor and journey into mystery. then you would pick up your home made mjolnir (made with tin foil shaped into a square, atop of a toilet paper roll), raise it into the air......and scream "FOORRR OODDDIINN!"

even if you don't like the this thread, the pro thor sentiment/bias is so strong here that it's as close to tangible as is possible through a computer screen. if nothing else, disputed threads like these serve as a slight counter balance to this said bias.

besides, silent master already said I was remiss in the OP; I didn't turn thor's other powers off other than hammer/lightning. apparently, thor could beat logan with....hail? whatever.

Originally posted by wildernesss
In the context of this thread, the following is how some of the hardcore pro-thor crowd comes off sounding when translated into hardcore pro-wolverine:

*snotty fanboy voice on* oh Ya you guys! Oh Ya!?......immortal loganz cant die cuz he can regenerate from a skelton with no cells left...cuz...cuz....jean gray brings him back & stuff...an den loganz fights a scary dude & den loagan coms bak!! *breathing heavily*

there's no pleasing some people. it either has to be a total *&^%ing stomp for thor.....or totally unfair because logan's HF is better than his.even IF thor without mjolnir/lightning/etc only had to KO logan in this thread, it wouldn't make any difference to some posters. so don't pretend that the stipulations in this thread or any other make any genuine difference in what is an already pre-established belief.

Sooooooooo butt hurt, just wow.

Also, Thor can fly and use any weather based abilities that aren't lightning related?

Then this is a spite thread, Thor knows that fighting Logan in close combat is an unnecessary risk.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Hurrican force winds? Logan must be what, 400lbs tops? Thor could stand in the middle of a tornado, the winds would be flaying the flesh off his bones, right?

For the Wolverine supporters (I'm not throwing terms like fanboys about), how about this strategy?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Sooooooooo butt hurt, just wow.

Also, Thor can fly and use any weather based abilities that aren't lightning related?

Then this is a spite thread.

*Uber whiny fanboy voice* Oh ya? Oh ya!? well, this is immortal logan who can't die cause jean brings him back.

Incidentally, I meant to turn OFF all lightning/hail/whatever by adding a "etc" after lightning in the OP. Silent master scolded me because I forgot the "etc" & told me no dice. so anyway, if thor gets those powers then this is the immortal version of logan who is the current logan ANYWAY since jean appeared in the second arc of his new series & it's confirmed she's still in contact with him. nothing has changed.

in other words, if thor gets all those extra powers, then this is immortal logan who can come back from nothing but a skeleton. guess who's going to get tired first?

Originally posted by wildernesss
*Uber whiny fanboy voice* Oh ya? Oh ya!? well, this is immortal logan who can't die cause jean brings him back.

Incidentally, I meant to turn OFF all lightning/hail/whatever by adding a "etc" after lightning in the OP. Silent master scolded me because I forgot the "etc" & told me no dice. so anyway, if thor gets those powers then this is the immortal version of logan who is the current logan ANYWAY since jean appeared in the second arc of his new series & it's confirmed she's still in contact with him. nothing has changed.

in other words, if thor gets all those extra powers, then this is immortal logan who can come back from nothing but a skeleton. guess who's going to get tired first?

Thor ko`s him (OP doesn`t state a kill is neccecary to win) and rolls Logan`s smelly torn corpse in the mud so regeneration is fugged 😛

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Then this is a spite thread, Thor knows that fighting Logan in close combat is an unnecessary risk.
so you admit then that thor is outclassed by logan in a straight up h2h fight?

Originally posted by Starscream M
so you admit then that thor is outclassed by logan in a straight up h2h fight?

Not what he said.

Originally posted by Mshinu
Thor ko`s him (OP doesn`t state a kill is neccecary to win) and rolls Logan`s smelly torn corpse in the mud so regeneration is fugged 😛

thanks for establishing that you know nothing about wolverine.

Some of you aren't getting it. if you're going to whine that I forgot to turn off thor's cosmic farts then I'm going to give current logan what he's already GOT...his connection to the phoenix force & therefore immortality. In which case, thor, under these stips, can't win this. ever.

Originally posted by wildernesss
thanks for establishing that you know nothing about wolverine.

Some of you aren't getting it. if you're going to whine that I forgot to turn off thor's cosmic farts then I'm going to give current logan what he's already GOT...his connection to the phoenix force & therefore immortality. In which case, thor, under these stips, can't win this. ever.

No-one's whining; its not the forum members' fault that you were unclear in your stips.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Not what he said.
he kinda implied it