Superman vs Thor: EXTREME RAGE EDITION

Originally posted by abhilegend
You mean this

Where's FTL reflexes? If you think that catching a speedster or blocking energy rays means FTL reflexes, lulz at you.

I understand though that you believe that lasers, telepathic blasts, and rays can never move at the speed of light... especially those that have been quantified at the speed of light or greater.

Take your bleeding butt and go to the e-doctor. 👆

I already told you that you're allowed to completely not take Thor's feats at face value and be a hypocrite. Nobody's trying to change you. Why don't you research me some more. I made a Bullseye vs Ultimate Hawkeye thread once.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ I didn't post the dozens of feats where Thor merely blocks energy blasts and lasers, etc. He's done that so often that it's meaningless. I posted the feats where Thor clearly moves after they've been fired or where he's adroitly batting them away with a swing (which means he has to see them coming and react accordingly... like a slugger does with a baseball).
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^ Unextraordinary statement of fact. Point me to someone who's trying to argue that Thor can deal with Superman's speed as easily as a bullet or a laser. At that point, and only at that point, will what you have said be relevant.

Once again, where's your "thor's FTL reflexes" scan? Loads of characters have done that, doesn't mean they're FTL. But I've to agree thor digging trenches is totally FTL. Don't go back to your TP bolt theory, I already proved it's not FTL. You can go dream again where Thor's a FTL character.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Unextraordinary statement of fact. Point me to someone who's trying to argue that Thor can deal with Superman's speed as easily as a bullet or a laser. At that point, and only at that point, will what you have said be relevant.

saying a guy can hit a 90 mileperhour baseball doesn't mean he can hit a wasp buzzing around him moving slower but in much less predictable paths

but I'm glad you accept that the bullet/laser feats have little value in proving thor's ability to deal with superman's speed blitz

^ Stop entering conversations of which you have no clue what's being said or no clue about the characters being discussed. Thanks.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Once again, where's your "thor's FTL reflexes" scan? Loads of characters have done that, doesn't mean they're FTL. But I've to agree thor digging trenches is totally FTL. Don't go back to your TP bolt theory, I already proved it's not FTL. You can go dream again where Thor's a FTL character.

Originally posted by abhilegend
"I can measure the time between nano seconds."

... then Dr Faustus makes a sudden move and toasts Superman immediately.

Your take on speed/reflex/perception feats is so much more reliable. 👆

^Lulz at your attempts to discredit superman's speed. He at least "boasts" about that based on this

Find me thor at least bragging about his awesome FTL reflexes.

^ I'm not trying to denigrate Superman's speed you dyslexic nunce. Just pointing out how your own contributions to a respect thread focusing on superspeed are unintentionally ironic, and therefore, you're in no position to be trolling all night long about what you think is good superspeed or not.

I'd ask you to focus but we've seen you move the goalposts at every single juncture to escape from your inanities. Whatever. I suppose it makes discussing your hypocrisy interesting as we'll have no idea where you'll go next with your wobbling train of though (or lack thereof).

Again concession accepted. Calling me dyslexic would get you nowhere. I am not h1a8 or starscream who you can intimidate easily. Now go dream about thor digging trenches accepted as FTL.

^ Good job going quan-lite and ending with an unimaginative strawman.

This discussion with you was tired from beginning to end. Take your trolling elsewhere where it won't be so transparent.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ Good job going quan-lite and ending with an unimaginative strawman.

This discussion with you was tired from beginning to end. Take your trolling elsewhere where it won't be so transparent.

^ When I tell you to go away, it's not an invitation to continue trolling and making bald-faced lies about what is and isn't posted. But thanks for going away with your backhanded insults, though.

Originally posted by abhilegend
^Lulz at your attempts to discredit superman's speed. He at least "boasts" about that based on this

Find me thor at least bragging about his awesome FTL reflexes.

How could some posters use Gladiator fighting normally under time dilation against Thor as proof of his speed, yet ignore stuff like this for Superman?

What's posted is for anyone to see and judge.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Or all the other time he deals with light speed attacks. We'll just pretend they never happened. BTW, Quicksilver got wrecked by Exodus in Bloodties via his telepathy. Way to sabotage yourself. As far as I've seen, Superman's so far beneath Flash and Zoom in speed that any comparisons are awful. Superman's best combat speed feats (of which there are more than a few) put him at light speed and above and permit him to fight like a superspeedster (not Flash/Zoom level, mind you). Thor's best reflex speed feats (of which there are a few) put him at light speed and above and permit him to fight off superspeedsters (which he's done several times).

But I get it, apparently, you don't like taking Thor's feats at face value, so they never happened. And of course, the only way you will take Thor's feats at face value is if you're permitted to aggrandize and overgeneralize Superman's feats so Superman still wins. We get it.

Originally posted by abhilegend
What's posted is for anyone to see and judge.

You've posted nothing but your biased view. Considering this was posted at page 7 and even after 15 pages later, you haven't posted a single proof of thor's FTL reflexes anyone can see who's trolling.

Stop projecting your impotence. And bald-faced lies aren't the way to cap off this epic phail you've been subjecting everyone to. Go research some threads off profiles, discontinue responding to me and stop parroting my retorts. You haven't established any pretense justifying it. And if that comment strikes you as scathing, well boo hoo.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
... I dissected every single one of your inaccurate posts. If I was trolling I'd continue pointing out how you were wrong that Quicksilver dodged Exodus' tp, that naming speedsters who can go intangible is any sort of challenge, that Zoom and Flash can't travel million times light speed and that Barry approaching the speed of light was his" top speed." I'd repeat it ad nauseam within every single post if I were trying to troll you. Obviously, I haven't done that since I've been too busy with you moving the goalposts and ranting about off-topic garbage. Yes, you were wrong about all of that. We moved past it. And I'm sorry correcting that load of phail caused you butt-hurt. It wasn't personal. Of course, then you went off about how Thor batting away lasers and rays cannot possibly involve FTL reflexes with some backhanded insinuation that lasers and rays cannot possibly travel at light speed.

Stop projecting your impotence. And bald-faced lies aren't the way to cap off this epic phail you've been subjecting everyone to. Go research some threads off profiles, discontinue responding to me and stop parroting my retorts. You haven't established any pretense justifying it. And if that comment strikes you as scathing, well boo hoo.

^ You didn't accept your other mistakes. No, you still haven't posted where Magneto deflected Karma's tp after Karma clearly fired it. Sorry you glossed over that. Sorry that you thought Superman going intangible was so impressive that you likened it to be near Flash level and challenged me to find another speedster doing that and then had to chew on your own shoe when I showed you Speed doing it. Sorry that you think Zoom and Flash can't run millions of light years in minutes. They have a respect thread, use it. Stop acting like Barry was going at his top speed in Final Crisis. He wasn't. And none of your waffling changes that.

Our discussion was about those assertions. Simple facts. And you're upset at being proven wrong (or proven stupid) for each of them. But that was all we were discussing. Which is why you decided to go off on completely unrelated tangents and attempt to manufacture some ongoing discourse to save face. I don't care about your arbitrary rationale that Thor's lightspeed reflex feats aren't lightspeed. I've seen you troll other threads with "lulz Sentry helicarrier, Hulk python, Thor trench" garbage. I knew before I even engaged you in our initial discussion that you're nothing but a troll.

And your troll behavior continues even after I told you to go away. Even after you said you were going away, ironically. I'm sorry that every single rebuke, retort and rebuttal from me causes you to react with kneejerk missives and more troll-like behavior. You're a tired act, you're classless, you're hypocritical, and moreover, you're just plain uninformed. I didn't care for the first three characteristics of your's. Just the last one, because it's simply assertions of plain fact and doesn't have to go beyond that. Somehow, you couldn't help but expand our conversation where your first three charateristics shined through like a blazing pile of dogsh1t.

And no, I'm not inviting you to carry on. Go away. Any further discussion won't be constructive. Sad fact is, you know it. You're counting on it to cover up your god damn butthurt from an unextraordinary discussion of plain fact. You're trying to bury our initial discussion with post exchanges. We get it. I've deconstructed you and your behavior, after all. And I'm sure that's exactly the result you were going for. Phucking applause. Now go away.

^Nice rant. I'm not responding to something I answered many pages ago. Now take a breath and tell me how does it matter whether thor has FTL reactions or not and no I don't have to show you karma firing before eric was prepared to prove that TP bolts are not lightspeed. Dodging or blocking lasers
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you are not a mod who can say "go away" to me and I have to accept it. Mind your own business, these childish antics and insults are becoming tiresome. Now you're just trolling for nothing.

^ Nice deflection that unintentionally reverts back to our original discussion. Something you needed to deflect from and unfortunately have once again highlighted. You literally trolled yourself. And lol at generic feats of Spiderman dodging lasers. Try showing me where Spiderman bats away lasers consistently or dodges a laser after it's been fired. I didn't post generic aim-blocking and aim-dodging feats in Thor's respect thread because he has dozens upon dozens of those. Anyway, I'll assume you can't tell the difference. So don't bother. I am trying to get rid of you, after all.

And I can tell you to phuck off all I want. My ignore function doesn't work. I don't want you to respond to me ever again. And for that favor, I'll never respond to you ever again. Because conversing with you and your phailtastic drivel where you're continually proven wrong, and continually proven to be simply trolling, is about as constructive as watching paint dry and then trying to argue with that paint.

You're obvious. You lack style while doing it. You have no subtlety to make anybody believe you're not doing it. So go away. You can't get me to deconstruct you anymore than you already have been. Keep flip-flopping on off-topic crap but do so in silence.

^Lulz at butthurt. Concession accepted. Now go prove ganthet is more powerful than spectre or as philosophia said "prove wolverine is more supersonic than cap". You are worthless.