Superman vs Thor: EXTREME RAGE EDITION

Started by DarkSaint8527 pages

It does, because we know how a raged up Superman fights - he takes them to the sun.

And we know that 'normal' Thor and 'normal' Mjolnir (i.e. Thor without Allfather powerups and Mjolnir that's not been smashed) will burn up in the sun.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
It does, because we know how a raged up Superman fights - he takes them to the sun.

And we know that 'normal' Thor and 'normal' Mjolnir (i.e. Thor without Allfather powerups and Mjolnir that's not been smashed) will burn up in the sun.

That's a completely untrue statement and you know it. There is more instances of Thor and Mjolnir being in the sun unharmed than there is not. We go by averages here last I remember.

And of course Superman wins. He's a winner. He's Mary Sue. He's always gonna beat most versions of everything. He's just such a ****ing awesome, well written character.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
That's a completely untrue statement and you know it. There is more instances of Thor and Mjolnir being in the sun unharmed than there is not. We go by averages here last I remember.

And of course Superman wins. He's a winner. He's Mary Sue. He's always gonna beat most versions of everything. He's just such a ****ing awesome, well written character.

I don't go by averages. Moreover, everyone 'knows' Iceman is straight 😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I don't go by averages. Moreover, everyone 'knows' Iceman is straight 😂

He was straight, until Jean Grey with her yaoi obsession turned him into a gay. 😉

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
It does, because we know how a raged up Superman fights - he takes them to the sun.

And we know that 'normal' Thor and 'normal' Mjolnir (i.e. Thor without Allfather powerups and Mjolnir that's not been smashed) will burn up in the sun.

The last couple of times Thor went into the sun, he didn't burn up??? I mean... he didn't have a good time exactly... but it wasn't like an instant defeat...

Kind of a low feat of Mjolnir, no?

Yeah, for sure - but CURRENT Thor, OTOH, wouldn't even feel a tickle in the sun.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yeah, for sure - but CURRENT Thor, OTOH, wouldn't even feel a tickle in the sun.

But how does he react to 3000 punches being mailed to him as Superman goes postal. How would Thor realistically even hit him? We aren’t even talking about him going to the sun at this point.

Superman doesn't needs to take Thor to sun. He's strong enough to simply beat him to death with his bare hands.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I don't go by averages. Moreover, everyone 'knows' Iceman is straight 😂

Then a lightning bolt across the head takes Supes out.

Originally posted by Stoic
But how does he react to 3000 punches being mailed to him as Superman goes postal. How would Thor realistically even hit him? We aren’t even talking about him going to the sun at this point.
I suppose in a similar way that similar opponents have reacted when Superman does that on-panel. Would that notion offend you?

Originally posted by ODG
I suppose in a similar way that similar opponents have reacted when Superman does that on-panel. Would that notion offend you?

It doesn’t offend me. It however doesn’t make sense. What happened in a comic book is based on plot. When we completely remove plot from the picture and go by the rules of a battle forum, Thor would not perceive Superman punching the crap out of him, nor would the Hulk, because neither of those two would be moving within the same time zone as Superman. He is so much faster than they are that the only battle that would ever see them going blow for blow, would be one that Superman forces himself to lower his speed to their level.

They would never even be able to touch him unless he wanted them to. Again. What you see in comic books does not always work in a battle forum that remembers things of this nature. When was the last time that you’ve ever seen Thor move from one country to the next and back again before anyone notices that he had ever left the room? When has he ever thrown 3000 punches? In my estimate it would take Thor quite a few appearances to throw that many punches, while Superman can do so in a panel.

^ Methinks thou protest too much. If you stick to on-panel evidence rather than preconceived notions/extrapolations, you might find less reason to fuss about it.

Originally posted by ODG
I suppose in a similar way that similar opponents have reacted when Superman does that on-panel. Would that notion offend you?

What similar opponents lol? Orion? Doomsday? Both would eat Thor up and chew him out.

Originally posted by ODG
^ Methinks thou protest too much. If you stick to on-panel evidence rather than preconceived notions/extrapolations, you might find less reason to fuss about it.

On panel evidence in this case would ignore speed. There is a huge speed gap between them. Perhaps if you began to accept that huge differences in speed would actually offset a battle between these guys and show that it gives Superman an unfair advantage, you’d be less inclined to argue the point.

^ If you really believe that, show the instances where Superman throws 3000 punches while postal against opponents of current Thor's caliber and I will consider this on-panel evidence.

When he fights against Doomsday I believe. I really do believe it. The very same way that Superman uses his arms as he runs, and his arms move on both sides of his body alone shows that he’s more than capable of launching such an attack on these guys. He also has a scene that he is talking in super speed, he actually has a full blown conversation before even one second has passed.

He would literally leave theses guys in a lag party, and when time finally catches up with them, they’d all be left KO’d playing squash on the curb. Think forum encounter that has them all operating at peak capacity, and where Su-reman actually uses his full speed to do combat with slower characters than himself. How man mountain crushing punches could Thor weather? 3? Maybe?

^ With all due respect, if you're referring to the Doomsday Rex fight, you might want to re-read it. What other on-panel instances are you referring to?

While we have on panel evidence of Superman having long conversations (while taking off his tie) within the fraction of a nanosecond

Superman perceiving and operating on the femtosecond level.

And many other feats.

It's fair to say that when Superman is fighting at his best he will perceive Thor as a frozen statue.

So given the years that have passed, I had considered undoing the ignore function on the few active posters that remain on my ignore list...

I'd ask that the community forgive my non-responses to certain posters.

It's understandable tbh