John McClane vs. Jaws

Started by Robtard4 pages
Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
So real life science/ballistics trump what is said/seen in the movies?

Other people(aka idiots) were claiming a bullet wasn't lethal under water and then claimed a 9mm is only effective at 8' under water. I was debating using their rational and still showed how McClane puts two into Jaws' brain and then has some shark steaks.

Or you know, read the god damned thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
Other people(aka idiots) were claiming a bullet wasn't lethal under water and then claimed a 9mm is only effective at 8' under water. I was debating using their rational and still showed how McClane puts two into Jaws' brain and then has some shark steaks.

Or you know, read the god damned thread.

I read it. But the rules here state that what is shown on screen counts. Dreyfus told Quint not to waste his time shooting at Jaws because the bullets would be ineffective. The bullets Quint used were far larger than a 9mm. Also, Brody unloaded on Jaws' head with 6 .357 rounds and Jaws didn't even flinch.

Now, if Jaws gets the scuba tank in it's mouth and the fight takes place like it did at the end, that's another matter entirely.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
I read it. But the rules here state that what is shown on screen counts. Dreyfus told Quint not to waste his time shooting at Jaws because the bullets would be ineffective. The bullets Quint used were far larger than a 9mm. Also, Brody unloaded on Jaws' head with 6 .357 rounds and Jaws didn't even flinch.

Now, if Jaws gets the scuba tank in it's mouth and the fight takes place like it did at the end, that's another matter entirely.

Yes, from above and while on the boat. McClane's in the water and hunting.

McClane is a master of his environment. So if there's a scuba tank. it's going up Jaws' ass and then being exploded.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, from above and while on the boat. McClane's in the water and hunting.

McClane is a master of his environment. So if there's a scuba tank. it's going up Jaws' ass and then being exploded.

The bullets will have far less velocity underwater. Also, a 9mm round is not as powerful as a .357.

Even if McClane were shooting at Jaws' body that is exposed to the air, the bullets will do nothing. This is not some run of the mill shark, it's Jaws.

But again, the scuba tank is a game changer.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
The bullets will have far less velocity underwater. Also, a 9mm round is not as powerful as a .357.

Even if McClane were shooting at Jaws' body that is exposed to the air, the bullets will do nothing. This is not some run of the mill shark, it's Jaws.

But again, the scuba tank is a game changer.

Correct; that's been covered.

McClane not being an idiot would go underwater.

Listen, I see that you're fairly new here so I'll let you in on the know, I'm kinda of a big deal around these parts; it's best not to argue with me, unless you like to be proved wrong.

Originally posted by Robtard
Correct; that's been covered.

McClane not being an idiot would go underwater.

Listen, I see that you're fairly new here so I'll let you in on the know, I'm kinda of a big deal around these parts; it's best not to argue with me, unless you like to be proved wrong.

Who's arguing? I thought we were just talking.

You said a bullet to the brain from 8 feet will kill Jaws and I proved you wrong, that's all. If a larger, more powerful bullet won't do the job, then a smaller, less powerful won't do the job.

Exploding scuba tank? Yeah, that'll do the job.

You're making an apple to oranges comparison. A fat slob shooting from a boat isn't the same as a McCLane in the water making precision shots. A bullet from 8 feet will liquidity Jaws' brain.

Mac...everytime

Originally posted by Robtard
You're making an apple to oranges comparison. A fat slob shooting from a boat isn't the same as a McCLane in the water making precision shots. A bullet from 8 feet will liquidity Jaws' brain.

Brody was not a fat slob. He was shooting a .357 magnum from 10 feet away into Jaws' head and Jaws didn't even flinch.

.357 is a bigger, more powerful bullet than a 9mm.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Brody was not a fat slob. He was shooting a .357 magnum from 10 feet away into Jaws' head and Jaws didn't even flinch.

.357 is a bigger, more powerful bullet than a 9mm.

Ah good another one sees McClane getting chowed down. 👆

Mcclane is lucky enough to not only shoot the beast in a vulnerbale postion, but also that the bullet would after penetrating, find it's way to the compressed air tank. (which was in Jaws' mouth, anyways IIRC)

And no awards would have to be given to those who could predict what 2 word (11 then 12 letters) catchphrase that would be said as Jaws explodes....

Too bad for McClane the boat is gone and the other sailors are dead, and he's just floating in the water with the gas tanks floating aimlessly.

And Jaws knows how to swim vertically towards his prey so McClane is munchies.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Too bad for McClane the boat is gone and the other sailors are dead, and he's just floating in the water with the gas tanks floating aimlessly.

And Jaws knows how to swim vertically towards his prey so McClane is munchies.

Oh shit I totally missed the fact that the Orca is gone here.

Yeah, McClane gets eaten. The silver lining for him is that Jaws will probably be gassy afterwards.

Jaws was no ordinary shark, they proved on myth busters that an average Great White of Jaws' size could not do the feats that shark pulled off.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Mac...everytime
Oh, it's you...mmm
Originally posted by Newjak
Jaws was no ordinary shark, they proved on myth busters that an average Great White of Jaws' size could not do the feats that shark pulled off.
I figured Jaws eating the boat gave that away. 😛

Originally posted by Badabing
Oh, it's you...mmm I figured Jaws eating the boat gave that away. 😛
😂 Not just eating the boat though, he pulled it when it had full engines going the opposite direction. Enough to pull the back end low enough to let water in 😛

Maybe McClane could hold a gas tank while Jaws eats him. Then McClane's last breath can be spent blowing up the tank, killing both himself and the shark and winning via TKO

McClanes a good enough shot and lucky enough to shoot a tank in Jaws' mouth from distance just far enough to survive the blast from..

Originally posted by the ninjak
Ah good another one sees McClane getting chowed down. 👆

McClane's not lost in far worse scenarios, he's not losing to a shark or to the shark in the sequel. /fact

McClanes eats shark steak for months