John McClane vs. Jaws

Originally posted by Lestov16
Maybe McClane could hold a gas tank while Jaws eats him. Then McClane's last breath can be spent blowing up the tank, killing both himself and the shark and winning via TKO

My girl told me Jaws ability to eat victims from directly underneath was a camera trick and that Jaws always attacked on a slight diagonal horizontal rise....like all sharks.

So that feat doesn't exist anymore. 🙁

McClane and his McClane Factor win this

Originally posted by the ninjak
My girl told me Jaws ability to eat victims from directly underneath was a camera trick and that Jaws always attacked on a slight diagonal horizontal rise....like all sharks.

So that feat doesn't exist anymore. 🙁

Jaws

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
Does that really matter?

Not really, since McClane is obviously > a shark.

The McClane Factor is insignificant next to the power of The Force.

I can buy this theory!

Originally posted by Robtard
This is so full of fail. What in McClane's four movies leads you to believe he would float idly by and allow himself to become chum?

He'd take the fight to jaws; he'd dive and go shark-hunter with that waterproof 9mm. Jaws has no chance here. I'm assuming this is the uber experienced McClane from DH4, so he's bald; that means he'd have less resistance in the water and could likely out-swim Jaws; or in the very least keep up.

Originally posted by Impediment
The McClane Factor is insignificant next to the power of The Force.

Probably, considering the Force is a universal binding power.

So it's likely The Force > McClane > The Death Star > Jaws

Originally posted by Robtard
Probably, considering the Force is a universal binding power.

So it's likely The Force > McClane > The Death Star > Jaws

the batkick is far far greater than those 😄 😄

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
the batkick is far far greater than those 😄 😄

The batkick is an abstract and can't be used in comparison. It's both with limits and limitless.

Originally posted by Robtard
The batkick is an abstract and can't be used in comparison. It's both with limits and limitless.

👆