Jupiter Ascending (Wachowskis)

Started by Kazenji10 pages

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Could go either way on this one.

Was debating whether or not to watch the trailer, so watched about half of it. I saw enough... I think it looks good.

Love this shot...

As I said before. I've a terrible feeling this will be this year's John Carter. I hope not though. The Wachowskis can go either way. At least they're always daring enough to do something different though.

"Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader."

And people have hope for this being a good sci fi. Tantum Channing alone just about guarantees it will be mediocre at best.

eh, if anything it looks like we'll get a halfway decent character for the versus forum out of this.

Plus Mila Kunis might get her jugs oot.

Originally posted by Robtard
"Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader."

And people have hope for this being a good sci fi. Tantum Channing alone just about guarantees it will be mediocre at best.

Yeah Channing Tantum is teribble........... 🙄

whatever you say Robtard.

*Terrible

fcuking 15 min rule.

I've never seen the fvck-face in anything, I don't think.

Wait, I have... the G.I. Joe movies and Public Enemies. All of which sucked, and I guess he wasn't very memorable because I never even really knew who he was.

Didn't even know he was Public Enemies

he was decent in 21 Jump Street & White House Down.

i didn't really buy him in "White House Down", but that could just be due to the movie being poorly written. I more or less liked him in the "Joe" movies, particularly the second one where i thought he played well off of The Rock.

I think he's a better comedic than dramatic actor. To me, he doesn't have the look (or voice) of a tough guy which makes it difficult for me to take him seriously in action movies.

This one may work though, seeing as he's in heavy makeup and it's more of a "character" role.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Yeah Channing Tantum is teribble........... 🙄

whatever you say Robtard.

I didn't say he was "terrible".

I did imply he's mediocre, at best. So that's what I said.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Yeah Channing Tantum is teribble........... 🙄

whatever you say Robtard.

All Rob does is say movies are going to suck and this actor sucks.

The movie has been pushed to February 2015.

Wow.

Originally posted by Kazenji
The movie has been pushed to February 2015.
Another annoying time delay. The Seventh Son also fell victim to time delays that have been frustrating.

Originally posted by Kazenji
The movie has been pushed to February 2015.

Son of a *****, really? Do you have a link?

I was looking forward to this this summer... : /

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Son of a *****, really? Do you have a link?

I was looking forward to this this summer... : /

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/04/showbiz/movies/jupiter-ascending-release-date-2015/

Weak move on their end. They don't have faith in the film IMO.

Originally posted by Kazenji
The movie has been pushed to February 2015.

just tells me they don't have faith in the wachowski's ...