Avenger's Hulk vs The entire Twilight Vampires and Wolves

Hulk thunderclaps them to dust.

Sparkly dust?

Hulk doesn't last too long in this fight. Too many mental powers.

Hulk crushed all of the Twi-vamps. Teenage girls and fat emo cows worldwide commit suicide.

Spite, Hulk stomps

lolz no.

I've seen all four of the these shitty films as well as the shitty Incredible Hulk and I've seen nothing that suggests they can even survive a fart from Hulk.

I have seen all the Twilight movies and read all of the Twilight books (except for the latest short novella one). Twilight is okay. Really bad at times, but entertaining enough.

By the way, I'm "Team Carlisle". Because he looks like Joseph Smith, he's the smartest in the series, and he's the most reasonable person in the Twilight series. 😐

This has nothing to do with the fight, but twilight is actually really cool in concept, it's just that the writer sucks... if she had asked someone who writes above an 8th grade level for help, the series would likely be exceptional.

Team Tyler's Van all the way.

I'm just wondering what Michael Sheen is doing in these crappy movies.

If you ask me the series should have been about Bella's dad. A badass lawman fighting the town's crimes, investigating the it's supernatural activity, and dealing with his mentally handicapped daughter's necrophilia fetish.

Originally posted by marwash22
This has nothing to do with the fight, but twilight is actually really cool in concept, it's just that the writer sucks... if she had asked someone who writes above an 8th grade level for help, the series would likely be exceptional.

Exactly. This has been my argument from day one.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I'm just wondering what Michael Sheen is doing in these crappy movies.

He is the absolute best thing about Twilight.

Originally posted by Psychotron
If you ask me the series should have been about Bella's dad. A badass lawman fighting the town's crimes, investigating the it's supernatural activity, and dealing with his mentally handicapped daughter's necrophilia fetish.

I think there's a TV show like that...supernatural?

That's not Supernatural, you're thinking of Grimm; it's about a cop who can see the true faces of monsters. There's no necrophilia, though... maybe next season.

Originally posted by Psychotron
I've seen all four of the these shitty films as well as the shitty Incredible Hulk and I've seen nothing that suggests they can even survive a fart from Hulk.

Dude their hardened flesh is crystallized. And took extreme strength to tear their heads off. And when in happened it sounded like metal snapping.

A thunderclap would do no more than blow them off their running courses. Hulk can't catch one of these vampire/golems. And none of them will attempt to take on Hulk physically.....especially since the guy has been on TV acknowledged as being an Avenger and obviously having strength surpassing theirs. Jasper calms him down whilst the others hide.

Casper the friendly ghost?

Dammit edited 😛 .....never read the books. All I ever hear is Casper.

How would you even know if Jasper's powers would work on Hulk? I mean if a retard like Bella can resist their powers why can't a rage monster like the Hulk do it? Besides, I don't think it's common knowledge that Hulk reverts back to Banner when calm.

Never heard of Grimm, is it any good?

I doubt Hulk would be able to be calmed in the middle of a fight like this.

Originally posted by Psychotron
How would you even know if Jasper's powers would work on Hulk? I mean if a retard like Bella can resist their powers why can't a rage monster like the Hulk do it? Besides, I don't think it's common knowledge that Hulk reverts back to Banner when calm.

Bella is immune to vampire powers. And you would think Jasper would at least give it a try. Calm the beast. Because the vamps sure as hell ain't gonna take Hulk head on.

Hulk's not immune to getting bitten though, is he? Magic trumps science. It only takes one of them. One version of Hulk from Marvel's Ultimateverse got turned into a vampire.