Avenger's Hulk vs The entire Twilight Vampires and Wolves

Originally posted by roughrider
Hulk's not immune to getting bitten though, is he? Magic trumps science. It only takes one of them. One version of Hulk from Marvel's Ultimateverse got turned into a vampire.

M61 Vulcan rounds, energy blasts, nor a fall from 30,000 feet could pierce his flesh, the vamps might have the same problem.

their teeth are said to be "razor sharp and unbreakable"; their bite is strong enough to bite through another vampire's skin which is as hard as granite.

also, there's no actual proof that his skin wasn't broken, or that he wasn't injured in any way from the fall... he likely just healed from it.

Originally posted by marwash22
their teeth are said to be "razor sharp and unbreakable"; their bite is strong enough to bite through another vampire's skin which is as hard as granite.

also, there's no actual proof that his skin wasn't broken, or that he wasn't injured in any way from the fall... he likely just healed from it.

And you're under the assumption that M61 Vulcan rounds can't chip away at granite? And from all the damage we saw Hulk take, the extent of it was a little bit of a bloody nose after being bombarded with energy beams for a few minutes.

when did i claim such a thing, just giving you the facts.

This thread was over on page one as far as I'm concerned. 😛 it's all fun conversation at this point.

Originally posted by marwash22
when did i claim such a thing, just giving you the facts.

This thread was over on page one as far as I'm concerned. 😛 it's all fun conversation at this point.

Fun like a roller coaster?

Or fun like gettin that one chick at the bar smashed and convincing her you're her boyfriend?

lolwut! thanks for that glimpse into your social life.

Oh what, you've never once taken advantage of a girl at a bar on karaoke night?

They aren't breaking Hulk's skin.

Originally posted by marwash22
However, if they all managed to bite Hulk at once (or in close succession), their venom could possibly be able to put him to sleep, as well as cause a tremendous amount of pain.

Vampire teeth are like adamantium in the Twilight-verse. Not exaggerating, even a little.

However, Hulk can tank tank shell explosions (the equivalent of). So...this is a weird matchup where not much happens to Hulk.

Well, the biting thing is an idea. I guess that could work to tear up the Hulk.

Originally posted by Robtard

Originally posted by marwash22
blah blah blah... Jasper emo-rapes Hulk and reverts him to Banner, someone else decaps.

/Thread.

close this please. sneer

Originally posted by marwash22
This thread was over on page one as far as I'm concerned. 😛 it's all fun conversation at this point.

Originally posted by KingD19
Oh what, you've never once taken advantage of a girl at a bar on karaoke night?

That's not defeating the Hulk though. That's just killing a guy with normal human stats, barring his high intellect.

ok?

the goal is to win the fight. Why go to war with a nuclear superpower when you can simply disarm him?

Well if Jasper's ability works I guess it would be a stalemate.

Jasper calms Hulk -> Banner -> Vampires try kill Banner -> Hulk -> Jasper calms Hulk

Originally posted by Bardock42
Jasper calms Hulk -> Banner -> Vampires decapitate Banner

Originally posted by marwash22
ok?

the goal is to win the fight. Why go to war with a nuclear superpower when you can simply disarm him?

They'd win, but not by defeating the Hulk. They can only make him go away.

it's no different than if you and Nemebro where going to fight, but he calls the cops(something he'd do) and has you arrested for threatening his life and then declaring a 'fight victory'.

Originally posted by marwash22
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Banner claimed Hulk can't die, he blew his brains out and survived, don't see a reason to doubt him. So stalemate it is.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Banner claimed Hulk can't die, he blew his brains out and survived, don't see a reason to doubt him. So stalemate it is.

Maybe Banner meant he put a bullet in his mouth and the Hulk spit it out in the sense that he placed an intake/unfired bullet in his mouth.