Avenger's Hulk vs The entire Twilight Vampires and Wolves

Started by dadudemon9 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
My haha's are grounded and backed though.

Nah. Eddy And Felix blurred in slow-mo...that's Flash like feats. Sure, not relativistic but that's how Flash was sometimes portrayed.

Originally posted by Robtard
Sorry, bulldozers exist and they can knock down trees.

Sorry, you still are not posting anything relevant.

Originally posted by Robtard
Considering I'm not arguing what Edward's range is, it's not for me to deal with. Just deal that his feat doesn't compare to what the Hulk has shown; not even close. But if someone is trolling here, it's likely you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sorry, but you have no idea what you're talking about.

At this point, you're obviously trolling. It is not up for debate. Deal with the fact that Edward is a 100+ Tonner. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Your premise is flawed. Pushing tree strength doesn't = Harm the Hulk.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Sorry, but you have no idea what you're talking about.

At this point, you're obviously trolling. It is not up for debate. Deal with the fact that Edward is a 100+ Tonner. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, I'm aware they're bullet-proof, which is irrelevant. They're not Hulk proof.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Considering Hulk does not have the speed to actually land a hit on most of the Twivamps, it goes to the vamps because they can eat/tear Hulk's flesh to shreds. 🙂
Originally posted by Robtard
Hulk has a chance though, even if it's ridiculously small. Small Chance > No Chance. Hulk wins by default.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Considering Hulk does not have the speed to actually land a hit on most of the Twivamps, it goes to the vamps because they can eat/tear Hulk's flesh to shreds. 🙂

Robtard, you simply have no substance to most of your arguments. You can do better than recycle your same arguments, can't you? If you can't, I can just copy pasta.

Originally posted by Bardock42
OMG I just read this, Twilight Vampires don't fight like Flash!!!

At most they fight like Quicksilver...

😆

Quicksilver it is.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah. Eddy And Felix blurred in slow-mo...that's Flash like feats. Sure, not relativistic but that's how Flash was sometimes portrayed.

Sorry, you still are not posting anything relevant.

Robtard, you simply have no substance to most of your arguments. You can do better than recycle your same arguments, can't you? If you can't, I can just copy pasta.

LoL.

LoL. Bulldozers knock down trees.

What's more LoL, first you're:

Originally posted by dadudemon
Hulk did not seem to take much damage, if any at all, against Thor. This is why the fight doesn't really get anywhere.

And then furthered it in regards to Hulk not being able to be damaged here:

Originally posted by dadudemon
I agree, which is why it's kind of a stalemate.

Now you're all:
Originally posted by dadudemon
No, considering Hulk does not have the speed to actually land a hit on most of the Twivamps, it goes to the vamps because they can eat/tear Hulk's flesh to shreds. 🙂

Your trolling skills have gone down hill, dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL.

LoL. Bulldozers knock down trees.

What's more LoL, first you're:

And then furthered it in regards to Hulk not being able to be damaged here:

Now you're all:

Your trolling skills have gone down hill, dude.

So you mean I am not allowed to be convinced of arguments to change my mind?

Originally posted by marwash22
their teeth are said to be "razor sharp and unbreakable"; their bite is strong enough to bite through another vampire's skin which is as hard as granite.

Nice try, but being persuaded to change one's mind in a "debate" is hardly trolling. That's being normal and being able to set aside ego for logical arguments.

Originally posted by dadudemon
So you mean I am not allowed to be convinced of arguments to change my mind?

Nice try, but being persuaded to change one's mind in a "debate" is hardly trolling. That's being normal and being able to set aside ego for logical arguments.

LoL, there were no arguments after your opinion against Hulk to convince or persuade, you went from something like: "Hulk can't hit them and they can't harm Hulk, so it's a stalemate" to "Hulk loses, they shred him" at the flip of a switch, that switch being shown that Edward's strength (while very high) doesn't compare to Hulk's.

LoL, you had the "stalemate" opinion long after Marwash's silly post.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, there were no arguments against Hulk to convince or persuade, you went from something like: "Hulk can't hit them and they can't harm Hulk, so it's a stalemate" to "Hulk loses, they shred him" at the flip of a switch, that switch being shown that Edward's strength (while very high) doesn't compare to Hulk's.

LoL, you had the "stalemate" opinion long after Marwash's silly post.

So I am not allowed to go back and read the posts in a thread that I may have missed? I greatly appreciate you telling me how to post. I would be lost without your help. I must read all posts in a thread, linearly, every time, without fail.

I forgot about their teeth until I read Marawash's post. 🙂 But, yes, take away their teeth and there's no way for them to really harm Hulk.

My question for you is this: can you at least try to troll harder? 🙂

LoL, the classic trollversal. "No, you're the one that was trolling!" Okay, dude, have it your way.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, the classic trollversal. "No, you're the one that was trolling!" Okay, dude, have it your way.

Note: you just ignored the substantive content of my post to post something irrelevant.

Now why would you do that?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Note: you just ignored the substantive content of my post to post something irrelevant.

Now why would you do that?

Note: You just repeated yourself again; it was covered before and it wasn't a question.

Note two: I replied to your "troll" question directly with

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, the classic trollversal. "No, you're the one that was trolling!".

Final note:
Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, dude, have it your way.

The best argument that has arisen is Hulk being immune to the teams attacks even if Jasper compels Hulk to revert to Banner form.

A bullet in the mouth is a powerful argument for Banner simply morphing into Hulk in response to any damage taken by Banner.

A bullet in the mouth isn't necessarily having his head torn off in less than a second though.
And one has to factor in the whole process of turning back into Banner tending to have an overwhelming and sleeping effect on Banner generally.

Originally posted by Robtard
Note: You just repeated yourself again; it was covered before and it wasn't a question.

Note: I did not. I severely destroyed your troll attempt and you failed to acknowledge it. It was you that brought up the tangential topif of, "Derp! Liek, u changed ur mindy windy! HA! Trollololol! amirght?"

Originally posted by Robtard
Note two: I replied to your "troll" question directly with
Final note:

You did not.

Originally posted by the ninjak
The best argument that has arisen is Hulk being immune to the teams attacks even if Jasper compels Hulk to revert to Banner form.

A bullet in the mouth is a powerful argument for Banner simply morphing into Hulk in response to any damage taken by Banner.

A bullet in the mouth isn't necessarily having his head torn off in less than a second though.
And one has to factor in the whole process of turning back into Banner tending to have an overwhelming and sleeping effect on Banner generally.

Of course that's the best argument, I made it after all.

Originally posted by the ninjak
The best argument that has arisen is Hulk being immune to the teams attacks even if Jasper compels Hulk to revert to Banner form.

A bullet in the mouth is a powerful argument for Banner simply morphing into Hulk in response to any damage taken by Banner.

A bullet in the mouth isn't necessarily having his head torn off in less than a second though.
And one has to factor in the whole process of turning back into Banner tending to have an overwhelming and sleeping effect on Banner generally.

A bullet even from a pistol round travels anywhere from a low velocity(800fps to somewhere in the low to mid thousands for high velocity, 1200-1370(or so)fps. So by the time he pulled the trigger, the back of his head should be instantly blown off in less than a second.

And no, not necessarily.

Spoiler:
When they went for Shawarma, Banner was awake, and it was basically right after the final fight.

Originally posted by KingD19
And no, not necessarily.
Spoiler:
When they went for Shawarma, Banner was awake, and it was basically right after the final fight.

😆 💃

Spoiler:
Shawarma wins!

Cept we still don't know what actually happens after he turns back. He could've laid on the ground for a while and the others woke him up. Or he could've just stood there all in complete control. Banner didn't even remember his occurrence after

Spoiler:
falling from the helicarrier
so considering his other films as well, Banner has no feats of him actually being solidly conscious after being the Hulk.

Okay, I finally saw the Avengers. It sucked, but Hulk wins for sure.

It sucked? You should get your taste checked, because it's bad.

why this thread has lasted this long is full of LMAOs and ROFLMAOs..

Hulk takes this

Is a bite from a vampire stronger than an alien horde blast?

Originally posted by Psychotron
Okay, I finally saw the Avengers. It sucked, but Hulk wins for sure.
Originally posted by KingD19
It sucked? You should get your taste checked, because it's bad.

The movie certainly did not suck, but it is not the super awesome powerhouse that most people are making it out to be.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Is a bite from a vampire stronger than an alien horde blast?

By far. 🙂

Originally posted by dadudemon
By far. 🙂
Why?