Originally posted by Robtard
Counter Terrorism(how you try to forget about this one now 🙂 )
Bauer has a background of saving the US from nukes, epidemics, nuclear holocausts, nerve agents, suitcase nukes and wars. I don't need to bring it up because it's obvious McChump is massively outclassed
Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, "irrelevant scene" = you're not allowed to show McClane being superior.
Superior over a helpless pilot? 😆
Like I said, Bauer would have grabbed the guys gun and shot the helicopter down, like a trained pro and not some amateur-wannabe-counterterrorist cop
So to recap
H2H: Bauer, since McClane needs entire staircases to break necks whereas Bauer only needs his legs
Melee: Bauer, since McClane got hilariously disarmed in melee when he tried to attack Mai Lihn with a computer monitor and got countered and manhandled. Compared to Bauer, who makes precise knife incisions into chests effortlessly, it's clear McChump dies
Guns: Bauer, since McClane can't get one-hit kills on multiple hostiles shooting at him at once
Counter Terrorism: Bauer (by a curbstomp, since McClane has never taken on nukes, epidemics, nuclear holocausts, nerve agents, or wars)
Heroics: Bauer, because orphans being forced to participate in genocide is always worse than the poorest American
Orphan Saving: Bauer. Comes with the territory of being a hero leagues above McClane
Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer has a background of saving the US from nukes, epidemics, nuclear holocausts, nerve agents, suitcase nukes and wars. I don't need to bring it up because it's obvious McChump is massively outclassedSuperior over a helpless pilot? 😆
Like I said, Bauer would have grabbed the guys gun and shot the helicopter down, like a trained pro and not some amateur-wannabe-counterterrorist cop
So to recap
H2H: Bauer, since McClane needs entire staircases to break necks whereas Bauer only needs his legs
Melee: Bauer, since McClane got hilariously disarmed in melee when he tried to attack Mai Lihn with a computer monitor and got countered and manhandled. Compared to Bauer, who makes precise knife incisions into chests effortlessly, it's clear McChump dies
Guns: Bauer, since McClane can't get one-hit kills on multiple hostiles shooting at him at once
Counter Terrorism: Bauer (by a curbstomp, since McClane has never taken on nukes, epidemics, nuclear holocausts, nerve agents, or wars)
Heroics: Bauer, because orphans being forced to participate in genocide is always worse than the poorest American
Orphan Saving: Bauer. Comes with the territory of being a hero leagues above McClane
Sorry, his 24 feats don't count here, no matter how hard you try. He has what he had in Redemption, which you stated "Orphan Saving" as his Counter Terrorism feat. Your words.
More McClane downplaying. Helicopter had a gunman on board still.
This is why Bauer(who hada gun) called Tony for an airstrike when faced with a gunman in a grounded helicopter in S2? LoL, delusional.
No, what I stated, as it's proved with DH1-4 screen feats and not delusions.
In that case, genocidal African terrorists are far worse than any threat McClane has taken on, so even with your hilarious McGimping, McBytch is still horribly outclassed 😆
Lot less men than the copter Bauer shot down with his handgun in S5, no matter how much you want to ignore his feats. And again, it's more efficient to call an airstrike than have gun battle, so your Mcbiased downplaying is once again moot
Repeat: Stopping a bunch of African militia high on brown-brown isn't superior to stopping what would have been the financial collapse of the United States and the domino affect that would have had on the world.
So back to the 24 feats cos you can't prove your case with Redemption. LoL, can't back up your "Bauer awesome!" claim so you deflect. Either way, we went through this already, McClane takes out helicopters with a snubnose revolver or flying car via ingenious moves. That's your cue to downplay McClane some more.
Pure lolz:
Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, Bauer would have grabbed the guys gun and shot the helicopter down, like a trained pro and not some amateur-wannabe-counterterrorist cop
Originally posted by Robtard
This is why Bauer(who had a gun) called Tony for an airstrike when faced with a gunman in a grounded helicopter in S2? LoL, delusional.
Originally posted by Lestov16
it's more efficient to call an airstrike than have gun battle, so your Mcbiased downplaying is once again moot
Robtard is 100% right, as was Mindset.
Originally posted by Lestov16
I don't understand 😮The people siding with McClane present baseless evidence. I prove that their evidence is false via detailed explanations. They ignore it and say McClane wins anyway. And yet you accuse me of dishonesty?
And in regard to using "Mc-" as a prefix to humiliate McClane, it is to counter Sadako of Girth's prominent use of the "Mc-" prefix. McFelching as well, so yeah...
But the evidence for McClane is not actually baseless, unlike the EU garbage you keeping trying to pass as submittable evidence and screenfeats for Bauer, whom even with TV "feats" humoured, still loses.
Humiliating McClane? lolz Youve failed, Mrs.Bauer.
More blaming me for your butthurt trollings/lack of actual arguments.. 🙄 You've, if anything, 'humiliated' Bauer through and through by first failing to demonstrate any ability of Survive the DH gauntlet, then failing to have him beat McClane one-on-one, then in creating a butthurt thread in which McClane has to re-kill Bane, because of your hellbent butthurt over the previous Bane thread in which McClane shot him.
How many more TV and movie characters have to die for your feelings of anal laceration...?
Which outright lie do you refer to. Cause MVF rules is rules and they have been adhered to by the McClane supporters....yet they have been flauted blatantly by the... the ummmmm...the you..
You are the queen of butthurt and should not ever use that word in a sentence describing anyone other than yourself under hypocrisy laws.
I mean the blatant overhyped lies that McClane is capable of delivering punches that do more damage than his weaksauce sissy slaps have shown
Yeah. Redemption's feats outdo McClane's. Like I said,
until McClane snaps someone's neck without needing an entire staircase, (Bauer is able to do it with the back of his legs after being tortured)
Until McClane scores one hit kills to multiple hostiles shooting automatic weapons at him at once using only his handgun,
Until McClane doesn't get easily disarmed when trying to attack someone smaller than him with a pathetic melee attempt with a computer monitor,
and until McClane is capable of delivering something stronger than McBytch sissy slaps that can't keep someone of smaller body mass unconscious,
McClane is a McUnimpressive amateur who is outclassed in every field imaginable by Bauer. Deal
No weaksauce HAS been shown, from McClane.
Nah they dont. It in no way whatsoever dwarfs all the DH movies and EU.
All of your "points" you've been attacking McClane with are pointless, as when anyone watches the DH movies, they see for themselves the complete fallacy of what you say.
Hes not. And he shits on Bauer's headless body. Deal. 🙂
😆 Whatever your McBiased eyes say. Doesn't change the fact that his Below-Van-Zan-level sissy slaps can't even put someone smaller than McClane's body mass down. Sorry. Reality beats delusional McFantasy 😂
Once again, I've proven McClane is a punk who throws weaksauce punches and gets disarmed and beaten the shit out of easily. Any one who watches the DH movies can tell what you are saying is nothing but overhyped Mcbiased lies. Like I said, show me McClane snapping someone's neck without a staircase, and then we'll talk 😉
McChump won't be able to do that when Bauer disembowels McClane's amateur-hour ass. Bauer dominates McClane 24/7. Deal ✅
I do like how Lestov makes it so unless a character has done EXACTLY what his boy-toy Bauer has, they can't compare.
"Has McClane killed a man with the back of his legs!!??!?" "Has McClane saved African orphans!!!??"
Frank Castle hasn't done either of those feats; guess what though, The Punisher shits all over Bauer just like McClane does.
Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm sorry you are so McBiased that you see optical illusions in place of blatant evidence. McClane's sissy slaps didn't put her down. A cabinet with heavy hardware falling on her did. McClane is a weak punk bytch in H2H, and all other forms of combat in comparison to Bauer. Deal
More delusions... it was a light metal cabinet and it landed on her back, not head, it did not knock her out. Why she was able to easily and quickly get from under it 20 seconds later.
The kick to the face, the downward punch to the face while she was limp and being tossed like a rag doll into said cabinet is what KO'd her.