Jack Bauer vs John McClane

More downplaying as expected. Need I remind you that despite her size, she's extremely tough and durable, as she survived being hit by a speeding SUV and only died after McClane dropped her down an elevator shaft and rammed said SUV up her ass.

Stop lying. She was visibly dazed after McClane kicks her in the face(head back, arms out) and KO'd after he punches her in the face. Both happened before he tosses her like a rag doll.

Considering the above, the rest of your downplaying and rants can be ignored. You don't know what a strawman is, so stop throwing that word around; especially after I point out that you're doing it.

McClane has everything over Bauer expect "Orphan Saving", just deal.

Originally posted by Robtard
More downplaying as expected. Need I remind you that despite her size, she's extremely tough and durable, as she survived being hit by a speeding SUV and only died after McClane dropped her down an elevator shaft and rammed said SUV up her ass.

That's amateur hour compared to Jack Bauer's pre-Redemption background, including 20 months of torture, so yes, a lot more McDownplaying than expected.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop lying. She was visibly dazed after McClane kicks her in the face(head back, arms out) and KO'd after he punches her in the face. Both happened before he tosses her like a rag doll.

Yeah, GTFO with your massive McOverhyping and outright lying. Watch the scene here:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12382

at 1:16, she is clearly struggling to get him off of her, which is why he has to grab her hair and toss her a few inches into a heavy cabinet. She's definitely not KOed. Your McBias is once again affecting your logical thinking

Originally posted by Robtard
Considering the above, the rest of your downplaying and rants can be ignored.

Yes, now we've flown right into the heart of the McBias. Outright unbashed ignoring of clear blatant evidence 😆. The rest of your downplaying and rants can be ignored until you stop with the McFelching

Originally posted by Robtard
You don't know what a strawman is, so stop throwing that word around; especially after I point out that you're doing it.

Given the amount of Mcbias you've proven is encased within you, I'm surprised you know what simple arithmetic is. You probably think 2+2=McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane has everything over Bauer expect "Orphan Saving", just deal.

In your warped, Mcbiased mind, sure, whatever you say. Just remember to use the spoon for the yogurt and take the pills the men in white give you. Trust me, it's for your own benefit

Originally posted by Lestov16
That's amateur hour compared to Jack Bauer's pre-Redemption background, including 20 months of torture, so yes, a lot more McDownplaying than expected.

Yeah, GTFO with your massive McOverhyping and outright lying. Watch the scene here:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12382

at 1:16, she is clearly struggling to get him off of her, which is why he has to grab her hair and toss her a few inches into a heavy cabinet. She's definitely not KOed. Your McBias is once again affecting your logical thinking

Yes, now we've flown right into the heart of the McBias. Outright unbashed ignoring of clear blatant evidence 😆. The rest of your downplaying and rants can be ignored until you stop with the McFelching

Given the amount of Mcbias you've proven is encased within you, I'm surprised you know what simple arithmetic is. You probably think 2+2=McClane

In your warped, Mcbiased mind, sure, whatever you say. Just remember to use the spoon for the yogurt and take the pills the men in white give you. Trust me, it's for your own benefit

Non sequitur.

What I said, the scene proves you're either just deluded or outright lying. McClane KO"d her; she lost the H2H. I even posted easy to follow screen shots for you. Deal.

Another "no you!"

LoL, butthurt. Just google "strawman" and learn what that is before you accuse someone of using one.

And more butthurt.

Originally posted by Robtard
Non sequitur.

Bauer's above her. Deal.

Originally posted by Robtard
What I said, the scene proves you're either just deluded or outright lying. McClane KO"d her; she lost the H2H. Deal.

😆 Your McBias is funnier than George Carlin.

First it's "He KOed her with the punch". Now that I've proven that was utter McBullshit, now it's this vague "She lost the H2H". 😂 No, she didn't lose the H2H. McClane tossed her against a heavy cabinet full of hardware which fell on her, knocking her unconscious. That's not a H2H win. He didn't knock her out via sheer force of his hits. McClane's a pathetic chump in H2H. Deal.

my eyes are playing tricks on me, I thought I just read Justin Bieber vs John McClane..

Originally posted by rudester
my eyes are playing tricks on me, I thought I just read Justin Bieber vs John McClane..

Justin Beiber does make love to John McClane, so there is that. 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer's above her. Deal.

😆 Your McBias is funnier than George Carlin.

First it's "He KOed her with the punch". Now that I've proven that was utter McBullshit, now it's this vague "She lost the H2H". 😂 No, she didn't lose the H2H. McClane tossed her against a heavy cabinet full of hardware which fell on her, knocking her unconscious. That's not a H2H win. He didn't knock her out via sheer force of his hits. McClane's a pathetic chump in H2H. Deal.

Still non sequitur. Again, that wasn't the issue. You claimed she was weak, I proved she wasn't since she survived being hit by a speeding SUV. Since you want to make it about Bauer, she's also likely more durable than Bauer, going by that scene.

This is what I said from the start, there's no flip-flopping on my part. that's something you do. She was visibly dazed by a kick to the face and then KO'd when he brought the hammer (his fist) down on her face; both happened before he tossed her like a rag doll. She lost the H2H, stop downplaying.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Justin Beiber does make love to John McClane, so there is that. 😂

Sadako, I had my doubts before, but now I'm sure you're correct. Lestov keeps putting himself in the place of McClane. Odd.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is what I said from the start, there's no flip-flopping on my part. that's something you do.

Another "No you!" 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
She was visibly dazed by a kick to the face and then KO'd when he brought the hammer (his fist) down on her face; both happened before he tossed her like a rag doll. She lost the H2H, stop downplaying.

Once again, rewatch the scene. It's clearly not what happened. GTFO with your McBiased lies.

And a dodge coupled with a false accustion. (PS, get your own lines. I'm flattered with you trying to emulate me but enough is enough)

Scene + pics posted > your constant need to downplay McClane. Just the facts.

McClane beats Bauer at all your posted measures except orphan saving. More facts.

Scene posted> Your massive McOverhyping and blatant lies

Bauer dominates McClane in every aspect of life. Deal.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Scene posted> Your massive McOverhyping and blatant lies

Bauer dominates McClane in every aspect of life. Deal.

"No, you!"

Just orphan saving here.

Yep. Ignore the blatant evidence in the scene that clearly proves that what you are saying is utter McBullshit. You're only pushing the McBaldhead deeper into your rectum.

Someone's mad cos they can't counter screen proof.

I'm sorry you are so distracted by the McBaldhead in your esophagus that you don't realize that every claim you make is baseless McBullshit that can be instantly refuted with the evidence

Now I'm a homosexual too? Odd.

Video > your rants. Really all there is to it.

McClane beats Bauer harder than he did Ninja-Chick, she at least can get hit by a car and live.

Originally posted by Robtard
Now I'm a homosexual too? Odd.

We're all homosexuals on the inside. Your love for McClane is just.......deeper than most

Originally posted by Robtard
Video > your rants. Really all there is to it.

The video proves your lies to be the McBiased Bullshit that they are. End of story

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane beats Bauer harder than he did Ninja-Chick, she at least can get hit by a car and live.

Bauer WTFpwns McClane's punk ass 24/7. Don't be silly 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
We're all homosexuals on the inside. Your love for McClane is just.......deeper than most

The video proves your lies to be the McBiased Bullshit that they are. End of story

Bauer WTFpwns McClane's punk ass 24/7. Don't be silly 😂

If that gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling inside, go with it.

So another imitation, flattered.

With all his 24 TV feats, Bauer loses to McClane. With just his made-for-tv feats, McClane curbstomps Bauer; this is basically a spite thread. Deal with it already.

I get the feeling that Lestov16 would give Jack the win over anybody, even guys like Walker.

Originally posted by Silent Master
I get the feeling that Lestov16 would give Jack the win over anybody, even guys like Walker.

I have a feeling that your feeling is correct.