Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by dadudemon51 pages

1. Nice avatar, Robtard. I can relate to the lawyer and he reminds me of myself. Smooth talking, full of shit, but can get shit down anyway. That's me. 😄 BB is da t*ts.

2. It is stupidly obvious that Robtard is McBiased, Lestov16. It is almost impossible for him to be anymore biased in favor of Johnny.

3. Thread should be dead.

RE:

Is that Saul from Breaking Bad?

No, it's some fat kid loving his ice cream.

You're fat

Probably because you've been chuggin on too many of those McBias shakes

Not fat.

Yeah. With all the McBias you've been chugging, you've probably become McMorbidly obese 😂

Your fanboy factor is at eleven though. Eleven!

He who fights monsters....

Originally posted by Lestov16
He who fights monsters....

is a Power Ranger.

I knew the crying and pooing would begin.

Now here I come back to a virtual river of tears and cack.

McClane Wins. 😮‍💨

Only in your McBiased fantasies

Originally posted by Robtard
More delusions... it was a light metal cabinet and it landed on her back, not head, it did not knock her out. Why she was able to easily and quickly get from under it 20 seconds later.

The kick to the face, the downward punch to the face while she was limp and being tossed like a rag doll into said cabinet is what KO'd her.

GTFO with your McBiased fantasies 😆

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12382

1:17

She is clearly not unconscious after McClane's sissy slap

Also,

at 1:21, he tosses her a couple of inches (unimpressive since she did the same to him earlier) into the shelf. Again, she's clearly conscious until the shelf falls on her

Dead ninja Chick: would die because she who chose to fight McClane.

McClane: winner who fought now dead ninja chick.

Pretty obvious. And there is no incident to suggest that you are correct.

More angry caca-and-tears fuelled desperation fuelling your pathological McHatered with no logic to back it up.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dead ninja Chick: would die because she who chose to fight McClane.

Died because McChump was forced to retaliate with a car because he's that much of a defenseless bytch in H2H 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane: winner who fought now dead ninja chick.

Got his ass manhandled by Mai Lihn which is why he had to retaliate with a car because he is so weak 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Pretty obvious. And there is no incident to suggest that you are correct.

No incident in your imaginary land of McBaldheads, of course. Based on his screenfeats though, yea, all of the evidence points to my correctness of McClane being a pathetic amateur.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
More angry caca-and-tears fuelled desperation fuelling your pathological McHatered with no logic to back it up.

Yep, you just keep letting your baseless, McBiased bullshit flow out. The only thing you are proving is that you OD on massive amounts of McSeed on a daily basis

Originally posted by Lestov16
[B]Died because McChump was forced to retaliate with a car because he's that much of a defenseless bytch in H2H 😆
Except he defends himself adequatley enough to make it through 4 movies (so far!) undead, unflatlined, and un-Tonyed, unlike Bauer.


Got his ass manhandled by Mai Lihn which is why he had to retaliate with a car because he is so weak 😂

Incorrect. He sparked her out (dunno what cut youve been watching) then when she clearly didnt know when to quit, she was made dead.


No incident in your imaginary land of McBaldheads, of course. Based on his screenfeats though, yea, all of the evidence points to my correctness of McClane being a pathetic amateur.

So welcome people whom have eyes and ears and a copy of Die Hard 4.0, to the imaginary land of baldheads.


Yep, you just keep letting your baseless, McBiased bullshit flow out. The only thing you are proving is that you OD on massive amounts of McSeed on a daily basis

In order to keep something flowing, there must first be a flow to keep going... and there has been none.
All we've done is cite fact, screenfeats and logic. All you've been able to do is cry, defecate and try desperately to distort things to suit your "Bauer is a god who pwnws evveryweeone" world view cause you have no other tactic.

The second you started describing McCLane as a pathetic amatuer, you claimed that title as your own.

The UN supply packages of extra butthurt strength tissues for both anus and eyes have been dispatched. If you recieve them its because Bauer could protect them on their way to you. If you dont get the crate next tues, you'll know that he couldn't get hold of Tony and was tasered to death, by and elderly and disabled woman and bandits seized your tissues.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Except he defends himself adequatley enough to make it through 4 movies (so far!) undead, unflatlined, and un-Tonyed, unlike Bauer.

First off, Bauer with his TV feats would curbstomp McClane even worse than he does now. Second off, it's hilarious that your McBias is bringing up Bauer's EU feats after criticizing me for using them. Utter McHypocrisy 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Incorrect. He sparked her out (dunno what cut youve been watching) then when she clearly didnt know when to quit, she was made dead.

He got his ass manhandled and had to retaliate with a car because he's a weakling in H2H. Stop trying to distort the blatant evidence with your vitriolic McBias

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So welcome people whom have eyes and ears and a copy of Die Hard 4.0, to the imaginary land of baldheads.

Yes, you and all of the other Mcbiased fanboys can go to McBaldhead-land and have the massive McCirclejerk session that you all so desperately crave

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
All we've done is cite fact, screenfeats and logic. All you've been able to do is cry, defecate and try desperately to distort things to suit your "Bauer is a god who pwnws evveryweeone" world view cause you have no other tactic.

And tells pointless Elmer Fudd stories. Can't forget about those 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The second you started describing McCLane as a pathetic amatuer, you claimed that title as your own.

in comparison to Bauer, yes McClane definitely is a pathetic amateur

Which is why you go into your massive McButthurt rant here 😆 :

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The UN supply packages of extra butthurt strength tissues for both anus and eyes have been dispatched. If you recieve them its because Bauer could protect them on their way to you. If you dont get the crate next tues, you'll know that he couldn't get hold of Tony and was tasered to death, by and elderly and disabled woman and bandits seized your tissues.

Well after stripping out all of the useless and butthurt attempts in that post.... we have:

Originally posted by Lestov16

The bear hunter gag (which clearly needs some explaining to you, so that you can understand its meaning and join everyone else who read it) was analogous to your efforts here.
And yes that hunter just had to walk back out of those woods with a sore limp and confused expression again, didn't he...!!?!

It's a pointless Elmer Fudd story that reflects no real-life circumstances, no matter what you epic McButthurt tells you

Originally posted by Lestov16
GTFO with your McBiased fantasies 😆

http://www.hulu.com/watch/12382

1:17

She is clearly not unconscious after McClane's sissy slap

Also,

at 1:21, he tosses her a couple of inches (unimpressive since she did the same to him earlier) into the shelf. Again, she's clearly conscious until the shelf falls on her

Ummm... integrity check? Reality check? WTF are you on about now check? At 1:17, this is before McClane tackles her, kicks her in the face, hammers her in the face with fist and tosses her limp ass like a rag doll. OF COURSE SHE"S STILL AWAKE.

1:17 is McClane getting up and about to tackle her.

Tosses her just a couple of inches? LoL. More downplay.