Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
With all his 24 TV feats, Bauer loses to McClane.

Which season are you on?

Originally posted by Robtard
With just his made-for-tv feats, McClane curbstomps Bauer;

Nope. I don't recall McClane killing anyone with the back of his legs after getting tortured. Matter of fact, last I recall, it took an entire staircase for McClane to snap someone's neck, and his weak pansy-ass hits didn't do shit to Mai Lihn, a person whom I doubt could survive 2 knife wounds to the abdomen and a bullet to the shoulder

Originally posted by Robtard
this is basically a spite thread. Deal with it already.

I thought McClane, being someone being who takes on people that can roughly be defined as "terrorists", could provide a good match for a professional

Originally posted by Silent Master
I get the feeling that Lestov16 would give Jack the win over anybody, even guys like Walker.

Can you show my posts are incorrect?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Which season are you on?

Nope. I don't recall McClane killing anyone with the back of his legs after getting tortured. Matter of fact, last I recall, it took an entire staircase for McClane to snap someone's neck, and his weak pansy-ass hits didn't do shit to Mai Lihn, a person whom I doubt could survive 2 knife wounds to the abdomen and a bullet to the shoulder

I thought McClane, being someone being who takes on people that can roughly be defined as "terrorists", could provide a good match for a professional

About 10-11 eps into S5.

So now someone has to have killed someone with their legs in order to take down Bauer? LoL. Just stop. Yeah, we went over this, you're wrong, watch DH4.0.

If by "good match" you mean curbstomp. Sure, McClane can "good match" Bauer 24 hours a day.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Can you show my posts are incorrect?

Considering most of your posts consist of you saying things like McDownplaying, McOverhyping, McBias, McFelching, McBullshit, McBaldhead

You don't appear to be interested in an honest debate..

Originally posted by Robtard
About 10-11 eps into S5.

Originally posted by Robtard
With all his 24 TV feats, Bauer loses to McClane

is a baseless, McBiased pile of steaming McParasitic-worm-infested bullshit because you have not seen all of Bauer's feats.

Originally posted by Robtard
So now someone has to have killed someone with their legs in order to take down Bauer?

They'll need more than an entire staircase and weaksauce punches 😂.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL. Just stop. Yeah, we went over this,

Yes we did, and the evidence pointed to McBytch getting owned in both H2H and melee.

Originally posted by Robtard
you're wrong, watch DH4.0.

Look at the blatant evidence. You're wrong. Stop McWanking

Originally posted by Robtard
If by "good match" you mean curbstomp. Sure, McClane can "good match" Bauer 24 hours a day.

In McClane's case, I mean like "good match", like how Jimmy Ellis (McClane in this case) served as a "good match" to Earnie Shavers. "Good match" of course being polite terms for "serves as a punching bag for"

Originally posted by Lestov16
Then your claims that

is a baseless, McBiased pile of steaming McParasitic-worm-infested bullshit because you have not seen all of Bauer's feats.

They'll need more than an entire staircase and weaksauce punches 😂.

Yes we did, and the evidence pointed to McBytch getting owned in both H2H and melee.

Look at the blatant evidence. You're wrong. Stop McWanking

In McClane's case, I mean like "good match", like how Jimmy Ellis (McClane in this case) served as a "good match" to Earnie Shavers. "Good match" of course being polite terms for "serves as a punching bag for"

Oh, how you try so hard, yet still consistently fail. I have said multiple times that "thus far", meaning I'm not counting EPS/Seasons I've not seen into the equation.

That good, cos McClane can deliver.

Continue to downplay, but KOing your opponent = win.

Stop downplaying.

Not with the flimsy tv-movie feats you have stated for Bauer. "He saved orphans!!11!".

Like I said, keep praying the Everything Vs forum gets made; so you can use Bauer's TV-show feats against McClane and at least he won't lose as hard. Though depending on what we see in DH5, he might lose even harder.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Considering most of your posts consist of you saying things like McDownplaying, McOverhyping, McBias, McFelching, McBullshit, McBaldhead

You don't appear to be interested in an honest debate..

I don't understand 😮

The people siding with McClane present baseless evidence. I prove that their evidence is false via detailed explanations. They ignore it and say McClane wins anyway. And yet you accuse me of dishonesty?

And in regard to using "Mc-" as a prefix to humiliate McClane, it is to counter Sadako of Girth's prominent use of the "Mc-" prefix. McFelching as well, so yeah...

Originally posted by Lestov16
The people siding with McClane present baseless evidence. I prove that their evidence is false via detailed explanations. They ignore it and say McClane wins anyway.

Originally posted by Robtard

Yep. Just keep laughing and eating your applesauce. Just remember, the men in white are your friends and whenever they give you a pill, you take it.

I'm laughing at how insanely delusional and hypocritical you're acting.

You're the one who is ignoring blatant evidence and making baseless and hypocritical claims out of pure McBias, so the only delusion is the McFantasy-Land in your head where McClane is somehow eons more experienced than he is in his screenfeats

Originally posted by Lestov16
You're the one who is ignoring blatant evidence and making baseless and hypocritical claims out of pure McBias, so the only delusion is the McFantasy-Land in your head where McClane is somehow eons more experienced than he is in his screenfeats

Oh don't worry. Your second attempt to counter a clear logical argument with a GIF is just as baseless and invalid as the first attempt.

Was still laughing at your delusions and "no you!" retorts. Still am.

Like I said, the Mcbiased delusions you see exist only within your warped McBiased head and have no basis in objective reality. Bauer dominates McClane 24/7 in every field imaginable. Deal with it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer dominates McClane 24/7 in every field imaginable. Deal with it.

A)Height: McClane

B)Weight: McClane

C)Launching cars like missiles cos you ran out of bullets: McClane

You'll probably argue against those too, since you're delusional.

Originally posted by Robtard
A)Height: McClane

B)Weight: McClane

Neither of which helped when he got tossed like a ragdoll by someone of far smaller body mass and only was capable of delivering weaksauce punches

Originally posted by Robtard
C)Launching cars like missiles cos you ran out of bullets: McClane

Missiles only capable of killing helpless pilots. Note McClane didn't take the time to grab one of the officer's gun and shoot the copter down, which Bauer, with proven screenfeats in Season 5, can do, and got helplessly trapped

Originally posted by Robtard
You'll probably argue against those too, since you're delusional.

So if I find obvious logical flaws in your clearly McBiased bullshit logic, I'm delusional? 😆 Sure.....

So I was correct, you argued against facts. McClane is taller. McClane is heavier. McClane has the launch car like a missile feat. Three things Bauer does not "dominate" in here.

Delusional <--- you

Originally posted by Robtard
So I was correct, you argued against facts. McClane is taller. McClane is heavier. McClane has the launch car like a missile feat. Three things Bauer does not "dominate" in here.

Delusional <--- you

We are talking H2H, melee, and gunfight. Bauer dominates McClane in all 3. Stop trying to reference irrelevant scenes that have nothing to do with those.

Originally posted by Robtard
More downplaying, big surprise

No I'm not surprised. The McDownplay is going to spew out of you like diarrhea after a gas station burrito. It never stops.

Originally posted by Lestov16
We are talking H2H, melee, and gunfight. Bauer dominates McClane in all 3. Stop trying to reference irrelevant scenes that have nothing to do with those.

3 you say?

I proved that McClane wins the H2H, Melee, Gunfight & Counter Terrorism(how you try to forget about this one now 🙂 ). You then cried and tried to make it about Heroics; when I proved McClane is more the hero with his four films, you cried some more and tried to make it about "Orphan Saving."

LoL, "irrelevant scene" = you're not allowed to show McClane being superior.

edit: So to recap

H2H: McClane
Melee: McClane
Guns: McClane
Counter Terrorism: McCLane (by a curbstomp)
Heroics: McClane
Orphan Saving: Bauer

You didn't prove anything. McClane lost in the H2H and melee, as proven by his sissy slaps and getting disarmed twice, no matter what your McBiased eyes may tell you. He lost the gunfight as well, since he can't get one-hit kills on multiple hostiles armed with assault rifles. So you did prove something. You proved how massive and illogical your McBias is 😂 .