Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Originally posted by Mindset
Rob have you finished the series yet?

About half way through S5. Am taking a break for a bit, will pick up in a week or two.

Last 2 seasons are the best imo.

Originally posted by Mindset
Last 2 seasons are the best imo.

Cos of Bauer's receding hairline.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cos of Bauer's receding hairline.

Oh, is that what that countdown timer thing is for: counts down the timer for when he has to get hairplugs?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh, is that what that countdown timer thing is for: counts down the timer for when he has to get hairplugs?

No, it's a countdown so Lestov can whip out his pickle and begin the process of coating his TV screen to Bauer's midgety might.

So....
H2H: McClane's too weak to knock out Bauer, and Bauer's too strong for McClane to resist, so Bauer wins

Gunfight: Bauer scored 1-hit kills against multiple assailants with machine guns firing at him. McClane has never shown that kind of accuracy in a tense situation. Bauer's clearly more experienced. Bauer wins

Melee: McClane's gets disarmed easily in melee, such as when he attempted to use a computer monitor on Mai Lihn and got owned. Bauer, meanwhile, stabs dudes in the chest effortlessly. Bauer wins

Originally posted by Lestov16
So....
H2H: McClane's too weak to knock out Bauer, and Bauer's too strong for McClane to resist, so Bauer wins

Gunfight: Bauer scored 1-hit kills against multiple assailants with machine guns firing at him. McClane has never shown that kind of accuracy in a tense situation. Bauer's clearly more experienced. Bauer wins

Melee: McClane's gets disarmed easily in melee, such as when he attempted to use a computer monitor on Mai Lihn and got owned. Bauer, meanwhile, stabs dudes in the chest effortlessly. Bauer wins

Incorrect and just more downplaying of the character you need to see lose. It's been shown.

Incorrect and just more downplaying of the character you need to see lose. It's been shown.

Incorrect and just more downplaying of the character you need to see lose. It's been shown.

LoL, how you desperately try to avoid this measure now:

Originally posted by Lestov16

4. Who is the better counterterrorist?

Cos McClane utterly dominates Bauer with his DH4.0 feats here, let alone adding in films 1-3.

Prove McClane's not a weakling who loses virtually every H2H fight he gets into provided he doesn't get a weapon

Prove McClane is capable of scoring 1-hit kills in intense situations with multiple opponents

Prove McClane doesn't get easily disarmed 3 times in the span of 2 minutes

I've been told that the topic is irrelevant, so I will stop using it.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Prove McClane's not a weakling who loses virtually every H2H fight he gets into provided he doesn't get a weapon

Prove McClane is capable of scoring 1-hit kills in intense situations with multiple opponents

Prove McClane doesn't get easily disarmed 3 times in the span of 2 minutes

I've been told that the topic is irrelevant, so I will stop using it.

It's been proven for 26 pages now. Guns = McClane

It's been proven for 26 pages now. H2H = McClane

It's been proven for 26 pages now. Melee= McClane

LoL, no. Since the only thing you have now is "saving orphans" once you were stripped of your TV show feats and it was blatantly clear McClane annihilates Bauer in this category, you desperately try and made it go away. Counter Terrorism = McClane by Biblical proportions.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's been proven for 26 pages now. Guns = McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
It's been proven for 26 pages now. H2H = McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
It's been proven for 26 pages now. Melee= McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, no. Since the only thing you have now is "saving orphans" once you were stripped of your TV show feats and it was blatantly clear McClane annihilates Bauer in this category, you desperately try and made it go away. Counter Terrorism = McClane by Biblical proportions.

Sorry, the Counter-Terrorism/Heroism category doesn't exist anymore, via being omitted by insistence of Silent Master, via this post:

Originally posted by Silent Master
Could you point out what "more heroic" has to do with the topic of this thread?

So in all of the existing categories yes, Bauer massacres.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cos of Bauer's receding hairline.

Come on.

Originally posted by Mindset
DH...Bruce Willis.

Come on.

Exactly; why DH is superior.

McClane has been receding since the first film and we get to witness the glorious metamorphosis into his bald pate in the last film.

I suspect in DH5, McClane will be beyond bald, likely able to crush buildings with the power he's harnessed from it.

He can use the shininess of his head to direct blasts of solar power

Originally posted by Lestov16
He can use the shininess of his head to direct blasts of solar power

Welcome to the church of McClane.

He has a shiny bald head. Just because I'm not insulting him doesn't mean he's not going to be curbstomped

Enjoy your thirty pieces of silver.

Religion is for fools too lazy to study science

Originally posted by Lestov16
Religion is for fools too lazy to study science

"Science without Religion Is Lame, Religion without Science Is Blind." -A Smart Guy circa 1954

Originally posted by Lestov16
......being shot in the face by Bauer, due to Bauer's cool-headed one-shot kill accuracy with a handgun against multiple assailants armed with assault rifles

.......getting his neck snapped like a twig by Bauer, as McClane does not have the combat prowess of someone of Bauer's level

.......getting easily disarmed and brutally disemboweled by Bauer

Sorry, the [b]Counter-Terrorism/Heroism category doesn't exist anymore, via being omitted by insistence of Silent Master, via this post:

So in all of the existing categories yes, Bauer massacres. [/B]

✅

Poppycock and balderdash the 1st time you said it,
and unsurprisingly twice as much so the second time you said it, and with added piffle.