Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Lestov1651 pages

Nope bauers feats in redemption alone shows he massively outclasses mcclane

Nah. 🙂

Yah. 🙂

Negatory. 😛

Mcclanes feats are negatory 🙂

Nope. They are in movies are are extremely impressive.
The polar opposite of Mrs.Tony's unbankable feats, which are decidedly TV level.

Fact: Most of 24 is not ass kicking action. Its padded out with TV drama.
Fact: Nearly every minute of the DH movies is asskicking, death defying (something Bauer fails at) solo McLone wolf one man army stuff.
Theres no CTU. 😮‍💨

Fact: McClane is a weak bytch who gets owned easily
Fact: Bauer easily snaps the necks of weak bytches like mcclane
Bauer curb stomps mcclane there is no other result 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
An all too common image in 24

So...as we can see....you are talking out of your bottom.

So since you now need to wipe your arse, in addition to crying, lying and wanking alternately about Bauer, please accept these industrial rolls of kleenex to aid you on your journey. 😮‍💨

I see that your only argument is photoshopped pictures made by another mcfanboy who has only seen half the show 😆

Nope these butthurt grudge threads aimed at hatred towards Mcclane by butthurt fanboys are filled with arguments that successfully revealed Bauer as a laughablely poor prospect for the McChampionship.
And those photos werent altered.
They show Jack "and Jill" Bauer as the girly little damsel in distress that he is without constant CTU support.

And to be honest further: Does it really matter if the TV isn't completed? (Rhetorical, btw)
Its all inadmissable anyways.
And the basic facts of Bauer's frail nature, and his reliance on the "Call Tony Unit" dictate that alone against McClane he gets McMurdered. ✅

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope these butthurt grudge threads aimed at hatred towards Mcclane by butthurt fanboys are filled with arguments that successfully revealed Bauer as a laughablely poor prospect for the McChampionship.

No, they've proven that McClane is an overhyped amateur who only is capable of taking on retarded chumps

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And those photos werent altered.

This video wasn't altered either. Utter proof that McClane dies. When you refute this evidence, then you can make refutable claims

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They show Jack "and Jill" Bauer as the girly little damsel in distress that he is without constant CTU support.

They show Bauer in situations in which he had no CTU support at all and escaped by his own means, or was taking on threats McClane definitely couldn't handle. Matter of fact, explain to me how McClane would have gotten out of the situation in the first picture, against terrorists strapped with explosives? Once again, massive McBiased bullshit coming out of your end 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And to be honest further: Does it really matter if the TV isn't completed? (Rhetorical, btw)
Its all inadmissable anyways.

Yep. You realize what you are saying is baseless McBiased bullshit so now you move on to gimping 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And the basic facts of Bauer's frail nature, and his reliance on the "Call Tony Unit" dictate that alone against McClane he gets McMurdered. ✅

And the basic facts that McClane loses virtually every H2H fight he gets into and throws sissy punches , and his reliance on his villains either being complete retards or having minuscule plans dictate that alone against Bauer, McClane gets McMurdered and McCannibalized ✅

GTFO with your nonsensical McBiased tactics. Bauer wins in any confrontation against McClane. End of story.

Originally posted by Lestov16
No, they've proven that McClane is an overhyped amateur who only is capable of taking on retarded chumps

LOL You say that like you weren't actually describing Bauer. hahahaha


This video wasn't altered either. Utter proof that McClane dies. When you refute this evidence, then you can make refutable claims

I think you meant 'irrefutable claims'. And what I say stands as such already. Screenfeats, evidence, logic, common sense.


They show Bauer in situations in which he had no CTU support at all and escaped by his own means, or was taking on threats McClane definitely couldn't handle. Matter of fact, explain to me how McClane would have gotten out of the situation in the first picture, against terrorists strapped with explosives? Once again, [b]massive
McBiased bullshit coming out of your end 😂

But without prior intervention from them he'd have died long before then. Making everything after the 1st time irrelevant.
Nope no bullshit at all, Mr.Butthurt.


Yep. You realize what you are saying is baseless McBiased bullshit so now you move on to gimping 😂

Nope. I never gimp. Ive said all along that McClane wins in either case. Im simply observing and adhering to the rules of the forum.
Aim your tears and horror at them. Not me.


And the basic facts that McClane loses virtually every H2H fight he gets into and throws sissy punches , and his reliance on his villains either being complete retards or having minuscule plans dictate that alone against Bauer, McClane gets McMurdered and McCannibalized ✅

Nope McClane would kill him cook him and eat him.
And his friends in CTU, most likely. And he'd do it alone.


GTFO with your nonsensical McBiased tactics. Bauer wins in any confrontation against McClane. End of story.

😂 OMG!

YouTube video

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
blabbing about baseless Mcbiased bullshit

Sorry, but your McButt buddy McClane gets dominated in any confrontation with Bauer. With or without TV feats. Screenfeats show your Mcloverboy to be a pathetic amateur who struggles against minuscule threats in comparison to Bauer. Bauer wins 24/7 🙂

LOL It is you who are the one into licking your idol.

"Look out for Lestov's new series on AMC:"Blowing Bauer". 😂

Jacking Jack off has become quite the full time occupation for you now, hasn't it...

Your butthurt bias has rotted your perceptions so badly that you cannot even begin to fathom how ridiculous your totally unfounded, unsupported claims of 'Bauer superiority' actually are.

All of your meaningless wordplay does nothing to help the fact that McClane gets utter WTFpwned by Bauer in any confrontation whatsoever. But I guess if it sooths your raging McButthurt, then sure, I won't mind it.

No butthurt here. 🙂

Lots of it on your side though, obviously judging by your butthurt threads, butthurt inability to accept the truth in the face of 4 movies worth of legitimate bankable evidence for 28, soon to be 29 pages etc etc...

Meaningless wordplay? lol More hypocrisy and self-criticism from you projected onto me.

Like I said, you can make your baseless claims and ignore the blatant evidence that disproves all of them. If it helps sooth your massive McButthurt, then I'm glad to help relieve the pain

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No butthurt here. 🙂

Lots of it on your side though, obviously judging by your butthurt threads, butthurt inability to accept the truth in the face of 4 movies worth of legitimate bankable evidence for 28, soon to be 29 pages etc etc...

Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, you can make your baseless claims and ignore the blatant evidence that disproves all of them. If it helps sooth your massive McButthurt, then I'm glad to help relieve the pain

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

YouTube video

I see you're getting a bit more proficient on those waterskis.
The Fonz is another Bauer beater too.