Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Lestov1651 pages

Your hilarious attempts to counter it with baseless McBiased evidence definitely is a double dose of McPoppycock and balderdash 😂

But its not biased. Its fact. 🙂

I know the concept must sound alien to you, we appreciate that, but stick with it: Read the words, think about them, process it mentally and relax:

"Bankable screenfeats, logic, reason= McClane wins"

Then you will see the obvious truth at last and you will be fit to join the ranks of the non-troll.

Sadako, you cannot fault Lestov for being boring. This place needs more Marawash's, Lestov's, and Quanchi's.

McClane gets his ass kicked constantly. Bauer will massacre him. Stop guzzling McSeed and look at this objectively.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane gets his ass kicked constantly. Bauer will massacre him. Stop guzzling McSeed and look at this objectively.

I agree that McClane will get his ass kicked and quite thoroughly. But this is the movie vs. forum: some of Bauer's best H2H feats are not in the world premier 2-hour movie specials from 24.

Based on that, I think it's closer to a 8 out of 10 for Bauer. Remember, you have to stick within the rules of the forum.

This is why we need an AvF.

Even if not using Bauer's TV feats, McClane still hasn't proven he has the combat prowess to even do a leg-neck-snap like Bauer did (after Bauer was tortured). So even if it is only 8/10, that's still a massive margin in Bauer's favor.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Even if not using Bauer's TV feats, McClane still hasn't proven he has the combat prowess to even do a leg-neck-snap like Bauer did (after Bauer was tortured). So even if it is only 8/10, that's still a massive margin in Bauer's favor.

I agree that it goes to Bauer by a significant margin. I think what others have been hammering is the "McClane Factor" which is McClane's absurd luck during certain events. Sure, McClane was also very unlucky at times, too (glass feet...ouch). That luck should allow him to win on the rare occasion.

If we could include more of Bauer's more awesome feats (like that wall jump, insta-death kill that he did against the terrorist lieutenant during the season 2 season finale (I think)) shows that Bauer can kill, instantly, with something other than a simple sneak-up-behind-and-snap-the-neck crap.

It matters not. And you cannot prove that Bauer could do that to McClane whos anyways...he has withstood injuries and damage that would have killed a guy 20 times over and decimated way worse than a generic TV Riggs/McClane imitator, and come through shining on.

McClane wins.

McClane's durability leads to him getting his ass handed to him on multiple occasions. He stands no chance. Bauer wins 🙂

Wins what? A ticket to the grave?

For all you know, McClane could just punch Bauers nose up into his skull in 1-2 secs into the fight.
Bauer though, with his comparative girliness could be wailing away on McClane trying to snap his neck, pull his hair, pinch, bite and whatother wussy fighting technique he likes and get nowhere whatsoever in the face of McClane's durabilitahhh.
And McClane will win.

In action movies like this (not something Bauer would be used to) is that Durabilty is what you need when fighting tough opponents.
Often battles swing to and fro and the winner emerges on top.

(Like McClane does all the way through the DH movies, and surviving all manner of collisions, falls, assaults, without flatlining due to a weak ticker once..maybe he could just jump out at Bauer unexpectedly and say "Boo" causing instant McVictory)

I love how For all you know becomes absolute certainty 😆

I didn't say that.

A moment of comtemplating the situation clearly lead you to conclude the high nineties percent likehihood of it working out that way yourself.

That progress man. Congrats.

Originally posted by Placidity
Jack Bauer wins, not even close. 10/10 for Jack in all except maybe for the H2H fight, I'd say 9/10.
🙂

Should read:

"John McClane wins, not even close. 10/10 for Mac in all except maybe for the H2H fight, I'd say 9/10."

No need to thank me. Its all good.

Gtfo with your mcbuttbias mcclane dies and has no screen feats that prove otherwise

......except, of course, for the 4 Die Hard movies released so far.

Via bankable screenfeats, McClane dies hard,
Non bankable TV feats: Bauer flatlines easy.

Its ok to cry, Judith.

(I know you'll need new ones, cause of using all yours in crying and wiping off the Bauer crust from your cheeks.)

Mcclanes a weakling who utterly fails in h2h deal with it

Except its totally obvious to pretty much all and sundry that hes not.
Deal with that, Jill. 😛

Originally posted by Odekahn
Ok this is laughable... Bauer roflstomps McClane. It's not even close.
stop with your baseless mcbias mcclane dies horribly against Bauer and he has no feats proving otherwise

...and Bauer has even less for you to prove your obssessive manic assertions.

So: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.