Jack Bauer vs Natasha Romanoff

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Jack Bauer vs Natasha Romanoff

Jack believes that Natasha has killed Renee Walker. Natasha knows that Jack is coming for her. Everything can be used as a weapon except firearms. Who wins this fight? The former Delta operator, ex-CIA and CTU agent or the hot woman?

She's more agile, but IDK if she can get past his damage soak, especially if he's in revenge mode

oh jeez the man eats terrorists and nukes for breakfast.. Natasha can hurracanrah him all she wants that will not stop him from snapping her neck

Who knows. She might have a taser.... 😉

Bauer would laugh at it, saying he's taken 20 months with no effect, before telling BW that he'll let her keep her throat....if she can use it well 😖hifty:

No effect cept pooing himself and death?

Considering none of that happened on Day 6, the day he came back, no there is no pooing or death.

1st to die loses: MVF rule. (Not that youve shown any care for those...) We might have to include a rule about pooing yourself too.

Well Jack's not going to die at all, so I'm not sure what your point is

Depends if this is aged Black Widow with a taser or not.. 😉

Don't understand what a tazer has to do with anything

It is somthing that killed Bauer. And in the most other universes, thats survivable.

(Especially in the DHverse where ever small lapdogs can just take it and limp for a week. IE small DH lapdogs are tougher than Tony's b*tch. 🙂 )

Now if Romanov has one, Bauer is screwed.

Hell he may be screwed anyways, judging by Avengers Assemble feats.

When Black Widow allows herself to get "captured" its so that she can interrogate her "captors" followed by killing them almost immediately.

When Bauer gets captured, he is f**ked for 20 months and is killed a couple of times during the procedure...by even TV grade villians.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It is somthing that killed Bauer. And in the most other universes, thats survivable.

(Especially in the DHverse where ever small lapdogs can just take it and limp for a week. IE small DH lapdogs are tougher than Tony's b*tch. 🙂 )

Now if Romanov has one, Bauer is screwed.

Hell he may be screwed anyways, judging by Avengers Assemble feats.

When Black Widow allows herself to get "captured" its so that she can interrogate her "captors" followed by killing them almost immediately.

When Bauer gets captured, he is f**ked for 20 months and is killed a couple of times during the procedure...by even TV grade villians.

She did have a taser like weapon she used.

Remember the the little shocker wrist braces she was using in the final fight.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It is somthing that killed Bauer.

Because it was held directly on his heart for 10 seconds,

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And in the most other universes, thats survivable.

In what non-superpowered universe can someone withstand a tazer on their heart for 10 seconds? 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(Especially in the DHverse where ever small lapdogs can just take it and limp for a week. IE small DH lapdogs are tougher than Tony's b*tch. 🙂 )

Unless you can prove she held it on the dog's heart for 10 seconds, then you're just horribly strawmanning

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Now if Romanov has one, Bauer is screwed.

Considering he's withstood 20 months of electricity, as shown here:

YouTube video

Your claim is baseless

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hell he may be screwed anyways, judging by Avengers Assemble feats.

When Black Widow allows herself to get "captured" its so that she can interrogate her "captors" followed by killing them almost immediately.

Bauer's the kind of guy to get stabbed twice in abdomen and go on to WTFpwn entire consulates, so, like I said, I don't know if she can overcome his damage soak

[i]Originally posted by Lestov16 [i]
Because it was held directly on his heart for 10 seconds,
So what if it was..? Alls fair in love and war.
Notice how people don't try to discount Palpatine's death by saying "Ohhh that doesn't count, that was just because of a being thrown half a mile down a death star reactor shaft"..?


In what non-superpowered universe can someone withstand a tazer on their heart for 10 seconds? 😆
Evidentally not the 24 one...


Unless you can prove she held it on the dog's heart for 10 seconds, then you're just horribly strawmanning

Nope smaller body mass to distribute and absorb, for all intentions, paired with the size of the target area or dog exterior and heart distance being way less, its a forgone conclusion that Bauer is a pussy. Also plenty of people have died irl without direct heart strikes.

Considering he's withstood 20 months of electricity, as shown here:

YouTube video


Was that episode 20 months long? I mean, you saw that for every minute of it that he was tasered by constantly..? That the taser they used doesnt ever need charging? Hmmmmm I smell wrongness


Your claim is baseless

Nope. but the above statement of yours is.


Bauer's the kind of guy to get stabbed twice in abdomen and go on to WTFpwn entire consulates, so, like I said, I don't know if she can overcome his damage soak

Nope hes the kind of guy who gets stabbed in the abdomen, and take lots of help from Tony and associates, who back him up the whole way, after being killed by an old lady's weapon.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So what if it was..? Alls fair in love and war.
Notice how people don't try to discount Palpatine's death by saying "Ohhh that doesn't count, that was just because of a being thrown half a mile down a death star reactor shaft"..?

Some more hilarious Strawmannery and unbacking of claims 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Evidentally not the 24 one...

And hilarious question-dodging 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope smaller body mass to distribute and absorb, for all intentions, paired with the size of the target area or dog exterior and heart distance being way less, its a forgone conclusion that Bauer is a pussy. Also plenty of people have died irl without direct heart strikes.

Once again, prove it was directly on the dog's heart for 10 seconds, or GTFO

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Was that episode 20 months long? I mean, you saw that for every minute of it that he was tasered by constantly..? That the taser they used doesnt ever need charging? Hmmmmm I smell wrongness

Considering it's obvious you didn't watch the video, considering they used something far more brutal than tazer, there definitely is a lot of wrongness coming from your posts

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. but the above statement of yours is.

.....being massively downplayed by Bauer-haters? Obviously

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope hes the kind of guy who gets stabbed in the abdomen, and take lots of help from Tony and associates, who back him up the whole way, after being killed by an old lady's weapon.

Once again, baseless claims by rabid Bauer-haters who clearly haven't seen the evidence 😂

Originally posted by Newjak
She did have a taser like weapon she used.

Remember the the little shocker wrist braces she was using in the final fight.

Oh shit. Too true. Thanks Newjak...

So, Lesty... its the same old butthurt case of "Fingers in both ears screaming Nyahhh Nyyyyah Nyahhhhh Nyhaaaahhhhh"... then?

Ok.

Romanoff electrocutes Bauer to death then twists his head off to ensure that no return from the dead is possible except for one where Bauer is paralysed and cannot mosh. IE 'Romanobviously' wins against a TV/EU character with no real screenfeats anyway..
By having way more EU and asskickings therefore to her credit PLUS bankable movie screenfeats

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So, Lesty... its the same old butthurt case of "Fingers in both ears screaming Nyahhh Nyyyyah Nyahhhhh Nyhaaaahhhhh"... then?

Ok.

Damn. I was hoping you were just reserving your blatant feat-ignoring for the McChump threads, but it appears you just can't help yourself no matter where you go

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Romanoff electrocutes Bauer to death

She's going to electrocute him for 20 months? 😆 (Wait, never mind, because even after that 20 months, he'd still WTFpwn her like he did everyone on Day 6, so not even the electricity can help her).....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
then twists his head off to ensure that no return from the dead is possible

When did BW do this in The Avengers? Sounds like someone harbors some butthurt towards Bauer 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
IE 'Romanobviously' wins

If someone can prove she can overcome Bauer's durability. Electricity won't work, so what else does she have?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
against a TV/EU character with no real screenfeats anyway..

They might not be much, but they massively outclass in quality and quantity wannabe-counter-terrorists, such as say....John McClane

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
By having way more EU and asskickings therefore to her credit PLUS bankable movie screenfeats

Huh. You'd think she'd win because she was the better combatant, but once again, the Bauer-haters will go to any disgusting depths to get their win 😆

You are the one infected with bias. And you cannot and will not stop projecting it onto those who have differing opinions than yours.

Once he is unconcious, she can electrocute him for 10 seconds...or 20 months....but since she'll likely tear his head off (or at least snap his neck) thats just sauce for the goose....

She did it in Iron Man 2. Her feats in Avengers are just a continuation showing us her quality. So once again you be wrong.

No they may not be ANYTHING. Til a cinema released movie comes out....then he will be enterable (although not in the sense you fantasize about though...you lack the rohypnol)
But anyways...McClane has too much crazy shit with him for Bauer. I see you accuse me of butthurt, yet YOU are the one dragging your luggage from other threads you were proven worng in, into this one...you mentioned the M word.

Nothing to do with hateing Bauer.
Has everything to do with correctness and truth.
But still carry on....show your scars.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You are the one infected with bias. And you cannot and will not stop projecting it onto those who have differing opinions than yours.

Stop looking in the mirror and pay attention to the thread

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Once he is unconcious, she can electrocute him for 10 seconds...or 20 months....but since she'll likely tear his head off (or at least snap his neck) thats just sauce for the goose....

Probably not gonna happen, considering he'll likely rip her throat out or snap her neck (feats he's done onscreen), so yes you better bring the sauce, because her goose is cooked.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
She did it in Iron Man 2. Her feats in Avengers are just a continuation showing us her quality. So once again you be wrong.

No offense, but I'd like a someone's word on this whose credibility has not been incinerated

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No they may not be ANYTHING. Til a cinema released movie comes out....then he will be enterable.

Live action is live action no matter how you spin it

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I see you accuse me of butthurt, yet YOU are the one dragging your luggage from other threads you were proven wrong in, into this one...

which of course you self-contradict with your previous post 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
you mentioned the M word.

I was talking about amateur counter-terrorists in general. McClane just happens to be an egregious example

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nothing to do with hateing Bauer.

Then why do you harbor such blatant hate against him?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Has everything to do with correctness and truth.

Then why do you ignore them so much? 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But still carry on....show your scars.

Indeed. I've picked up a lot of scars fighting trolls, but I'm standing and my credibility remains intact, which is better than can be said for some people.....