Jack Bauer vs Natasha Romanoff

Started by Lestov164 pages

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Once again your McBias is trying to equate BW with McClane. They're not on the same level, and BW and Bauer both pwn the living shit out of McClane. Just get used to it.

McClane never took a tazer to the heart for 10 seconds, so your hilarious McStrawman is moot 😆

Well they are: Cause they both beat Bauer. Get used to that. ✅

Just as well as judging by feats of McDurability, the fact that even little dogs can survive it in the DH verse, joined with McClane having a heavier body mass with which to distribute the charge, it never would have worked, anyways... so no..its not strawman and its most decidedly unmoot.😮‍💨

Would you like a tissue?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Would you like a tissue?

Better offer the whole box, the extra-large ones you can get at Costco.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well they are: Cause they both beat Bauer. Get used to that. ✅

Just as well as judging by feats of McDurability, the fact that even little dogs can survive it in the DH verse, joined with McClane having a heavier body mass with which to distribute the charge, it never would have worked, anyways... so no..its not strawman and its most decidedly unmoot.😮‍💨

Would you like a tissue?

Once again, Chicken McBytch is nowhere near Bauer or BW, so the both would kick his ass. Get used to that[u]

Once again, prove the dog had it [u]on's it heart for 10 seconds, or GTFO with your McBiased strawmen

Yeah. Got to wipe off that McBias that you keep dripping on my shoes

Originally posted by Robtard
Better offer the whole box, the extra-large ones you can get at Costco.

Yes. You're going to need a lot to wipe up McClane's intestines on the floor after Bauer and BW disembowel him

Originally posted by Lestov16
Once again, Chicken McBytch is nowhere near Bauer or BW, so the both would kick his ass. Get used to that[u]

Once again, prove the dog had it [u]on's it heart [b]for 10 seconds, or GTFO with your McBiased strawmen

Yeah. Got to wipe off that McBias that you keep dripping on my shoes

Yes. You're going to need a lot to wipe up McClane's intestines on the floor after Bauer and BW disembowel him [/B]

Wow. So angry and so sad that you have become that way..

Everything I have said is true, most of what you you say is total trolleriffic bullshit from a desperate and sad masochist who just must like being ridiculed. Especially by the absurdity of your own statements.

You are as divorced from reality now as that guy got divorced from his lower half on that ship in DH3.
Speaking of which, McClane likely kills Bauer horribly, even accidentally.
So 'tis you who will be mopping your Bauer's up off of the deck.
(Probably with your tongue so that you can get a last minute reminiscent taste of his bowels of yesteryear.

McClane won.

Natasha won.

By the looks of it even the Care Bears would win against Bauer.
(At least they have a qualifying movie...!)

Wow. So much McBias and McButthurt. I pity your half-brain cell. It must be under so much strain....

Everything you've said is baseless, McBiased bullshit coming from a foolish and logic-ignoring McKrispy Kreme Mascot who makes invalid claims without looking at any of the evidence first

You're as divorced from reality now as Pavel's intestines were from his body when Bauer disemboweled him. McClane is a chump who gets most of his kills accidentally and has to use an entire staircase just to snap someone's neck 😆. Don't worry, McClane will leave plenty of McSeed deposits so you can stay a McKrispy Kreme mascot even after Bauer horribly kills him

McClane lost horribly

Natasha won

By the looks of it, if you bathed in a tub full of boiling water and bleach, you still wouldn't be able to scrub all of that McBias off of you

Nope. McClane won, through screenfeats, logic, reason, rules following and against your butthurt that caused you to repeatedly break rules, proceed to insult debaters from childish rage, ignore and downplay all of McClane's legitimate feats...and he still won.
Now thats quality, son.

By the looks of you, crying and drinking said bleach and hot water could never end your eternal butthurt and repair the bruises to your massive and anally violated ego.

Nope. McClane lost horribly in every match, despite your illogical McBias. Only thing massively violated is your rectum by that poisonous McBaldhead that you love so much

Once again, Bauer and BW are leagues above McClane and both of them would curb-stomp his McAmateur-hour ass

Despite the fact that nearly everyone except you could see sense and disagreed with you delusion... 😖

Once again the award for "most butthurt individual" here goes to you, nobody else but you, and only you.

Try not to let Bauer's overspill drip from your mouth and onto it, cause it'll look good on your fireplace.

But tears will come off it, so feel free to remember that Bauer flatlined cause of old lady tazers and lost horribly against the character you hate so much, and continue to cry with impunity..

"Everyone", being you and some other Mcbiased people. Yeah, just because the majority of people believe in bullshit doesn't make that bullshit true.

Yes, I will accept the "Person who induces the most butthurt in McBiased individuals"" award.

Talk to me after you've mopped up all that blood and McSeed leaking from your rectum to the floor

I will feel free to remembering Bauer died taking on a threat McClane would have cried like a punk against, and I will remember that some delusional McBiased people illogically thought their McBaldHead was an invincible god, and that they cry with impunity for every second that they don't get to taste their beloved McSeed

McClane's right one indeed 😆

Well since all Bauer has is EU and your dreams, I guess the logical, screenfeat based conclusions that people have come to counts enough. And of course, just because one butthurt agenda driven nutter decides that McClane preemptively loses in absolutely every thread he participates in, against all logic rationality and screenfeats/evidence that makes your butthurt fantasy even less likely to be accepted as true by your own logic.

Hah. You'll be sculpting it out of the leftover crusts left from your Bauerfelching and shined with your many, many tears that you have sprayed all over MVF because you cant cheat like you want so desperately to.

English please. (and actual legible grammar with less inane ranting)

CTU ("Calls Tony Usually"😉 indeed.
With help like yours, no wonder he can't seem to win in a single thread. There also may be an N missing in there somewhere.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well since all Bauer has is EU and your dreams,

And his screenfeats in which he astronomically outclasses McChump in every aspect of life

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I guess the logical, screenfeat based conclusions that people have come to counts enough.

Then why are you ignoring it and baselessly asserting that McClane wins, when he clearly, logically doesn't

And of course, just because a few butthurt agenda driven nutters decide that McClane is an invincible god who preemptively wins in absolutely every thread he participates in, against all logic rationality and screenfeats/evidence that makes your butthurt fantasy even less likely to be accepted as true by your own logic.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hah. You'll be sculpting it out of the leftover crusts left from your Bauerfelching and shined with your many, many tears that you have sprayed all over MVF because you cant cheat like you want so desperately to.

Nah. I'll probably be using those sculpting tools to chip you out of that massive encasement of dried McSeed that you are trapped in

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
English please. (and actual legible grammar with less inane ranting)

It was only a matter of time before your McBias robbed you of basic reading comprehension skills. I was hoping not, but it was clearly only a matter of time....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
CTU ("Calls Tony Usually"😉 indeed.

More McBaseless claims 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
With help like yours, no wonder he can't seem to win in a single thread.

He's won every thread against McChump, despite what delusional McBiased individuals perceived it as

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
There also may be an N missing in there somewhere.

No, because then that will spell "McClane".

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Originally posted by Lestov16
And his screenfeats in which he astronomically outclasses McChump in every aspect of life

Nah. He doesnt. Hes a pale immitation.


Then why are you ignoring it and baselessly asserting that McClane wins, when he clearly, logically doesn't

Since this is the conclusion you have come to, the only ascertainable scenario is the one where are completely and possibly criminally insane.


And of course, just because a few butthurt agenda driven nutters decide that McClane is an invincible god who preemptively wins in absolutely every thread he participates in, against all logic rationality and screenfeats/evidence that makes your butthurt fantasy even less likely to be accepted as true by your own logic.

Hang on a minute, Mr.Invented-Butthurt-himself...
Notice how its you who are massively anally lacerated due to you failing in your attempt to flout all MVF rules in your rectally bruised rage? Notice that you are the one making butthurt threads..? Notice how you have been the one with the obssessional McClane hatered and Bauernad licking?


Nah. I'll probably be using those sculpting tools to chip you out of that massive encasement of dried McSeed that you are trapped in

Let go of your hate!
Come back to the sane side of the force!!!


It was only a matter of time before your McBias robbed you of basic reading comprehension skills. I was hoping not, but it was clearly only a matter of time....

More boring frustrated 'abuse' in lieu of an actual argument. 🙄


More McBaseless claims 😂

Nope. Not baseless...theyre not you submitting TV shit in an MVF forum...


He's won every thread against McChump, despite what delusional McBiased individuals perceived it as

More baseless claims. 😂

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I hate Bauer for massively outclassing McClane. John is going to be so upset at this. He's probably not even in the mood for our nightly circlejerk

Yes, I know you hate Bauer, but let it go. Listen to reason and logic and let go of your McBias. It is poisonous to you and everyone around you

Originally posted by Lestov16
I have nothing of any truth to say in defense of my butthurt McHatred, so I'll just alter Sadako's quotes,ignoring the wisdom previously in them. Then I go back to crossdressing and paying prostitutes to poo on my face whilst I insist that they only answer to the name Jack Bauer.

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Whatever.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Whatever.

Pretty sure that's going to be Bauer shitting in McClane's mouth after Bauer has manhandled him

Are you now saying you're McClane? 😕

No. Sadly I am not your John McClane, Lord and Savior. I am simply a humble man (Whereas the fundamentalist McClanians are just simple)

I don't know any of those guys, but I do know the sacred cardinal of The church of those who reveredly ballsuck Tony's little b!tch..
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You a McClanian. You worship in front of a statue sculpted out of crusted McSeed, so of course you attend churches which practice the ball-sucking of little bytches.