Jack Bauer vs Natasha Romanoff

Started by Robtard4 pages

Bauer loses, once again he lacks the minerals to take on a comic-like character.

Once again, withstanding 20 months of torture and then WTFpwning 51 people the day after is not "mineral lacking". Only a Bauer hater would see it as such.

You're wrong. Withstanding implies survival. Bauer died during it.

What? 😆

Can I see your source on this, or is this some more of that now non-existent credibility making baseless claims? 😂

Originally posted by Lestov16
Once again, withstanding 20 months of torture and then WTFpwning 51 people the day after is not "mineral lacking". Only a Bauer hater would see it as such.

She kills him with her cartoon tactics, deal. Did you not watch The Avengers?

Like I said, she's definitely more agile, but can she get past his damage soak? He took 20 months of torture and was still effortlessly kicking ass. Combined with his relatively good fighting prowess and dirty tactics (biting, etc.), I think he can take her

Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, she's definitely more agile, but can she get past his damage soak? He took 20 months of torture and was still effortlessly kicking ass.

Will she be able to at least KO him?

She breaks his neck with her legs or arms, easy. While he won't land a single hit on her.

Again, did you not watch The Avengers? Bauer wouldn't have lasted 5 seconds against Evil Hawkeye and not 3 second during the Chitauri invasion.

I gotta rewatch the Hawkeye fight, but I'll agree with you, I doubt Bauer could replicate BW's Chitauri-killing feats.

Fine. BW wins this.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Fine. BW wins this.

It's not so much that Widow wins more so that Bauer loses.

It's that Widow wins. She WTFpwns entire Russian mob-military squads while tied to a chair. Of course she wins. Bauer loses sure, but a lot of people, including amateur counter-terrorists, such as say, John McClane would lose far worse

Ya he loses bad via tv movie. This imo, is spite.

Originally posted by Lestov16
What? 😆

Can I see your source on this, or is this some more of that now non-existent credibility making baseless claims? 😂

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On which Day? I've seen every episode of Day 6 and not once did they say he died any time during his 20 months with the Chinese. Matter of fact, he withstood it all out of sheer willpower

So, I was right, you are once again making baseless claims with shameless disregard for your credibility 😆

LOL

You admitted his heart stopped due to tazering.

Because his heart "was tazered for over ten seconds." etc etc
As you admitted...

LOL

I admitted that Bauer withstood 20 months of it, meaning he obviously has a resistance to it.

As I admitted....

But he died.

Like he would (permanently) against Black Widow.

No he didn't. He withstood all 20 months of the torture, undead. Prove otherwise.

Yeah, because she's a superhuman who can WTFpwn entire Russian mob squads while tied to a chair.

Ok shall I quote a few of the many, many times you admitted it in the Die Hard Gauntlet thread?? That "he only died because the Tazer was held over his heart for 10 secs..???!?"
Really....who ARE you trying to convince...?

Shes not actually anymore superhuman than McClane.

He survived 20 months of this:

YouTube video

Who are YOU trying to to convince??!!

😆 Now the McBias comes into play. BW pwns entire squads while tied to a chair and hijacks alien aircraft. McClane is nowhere near her

Nope No Bias here. Stop the tears. BW and McClane both pwn the living shit out of Bauer. Just get used to it.

Bauer by your own admission flatlined. McClane has never once flatlined, and espcially not because of an old lady Tazer.