You suck the balls of those who also suck the balls of beelzebuballicker Bauer, muse of your butthurt. You're the ball licker's ball licker's ball licking b!tch. 😮💨
But you're still an ok guy, in a badly-butthurt-Bauer-obsessed-loon cloned-from-the-souls-of-old-posters kinda way...
McClane Wins.
Black Widow wins.