Current Gen Console Discussions (PS5, Xbox Series X, Switch (Pro?) OFFICIAL THREAD

Started by BackFire134 pages

I had my 360 vertical for several years and never had a problem. Just have to put it in a reasonably safe spot.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
Who'd wanna play a console vertically though? You always have a risk of knocking it over, and that's especially bad if you have hardwood floors.

The verticality is a substitute for penis.

A Santa Monica developer is displeased with criticism on The Order and possibly exposing that reviewers do get paid for high scores but we likely already knew about that.

http://www.craveonline.com/gaming/articles/826607-santa-monica-dev-threatens-pull-ads-low-order-1886-reviews

I finally broke down and bought a Wii U this past weekend, along with Super Mario Kart 8 and The Wind Waker HD.

MK8 is so much fun, and the Wind Waker, having not played it in almost a decade, is bringing back so many memories and has never looked so gorgeous.

Oh, and I also bought a 55" Samsung 4K Ultra High Definition TV. My eyes now know what it's like when my penis ejaculates.

Originally posted by Impediment
I finally broke down and bought a Wii U this past weekend, along with Super Mario Kart 8 and The Wind Waker HD.

MK8 is so much fun, and the Wind Waker, having not played it in almost a decade, is bringing back so many memories and has never looked so gorgeous.

Oh, and I also bought a 55" Samsung 4K Ultra High Definition TV. My eyes now know what it's like when my penis ejaculates.

All the yes! 👆

Fable Legends is going to be free to play. That's...surprising.

http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Fable-Legends-Free-Play-70308.html

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Originally posted by Impediment
I finally broke down and bought a Wii U this past weekend, along with Super Mario Kart 8 and The Wind Waker HD.

MK8 is so much fun, and the Wind Waker, having not played it in almost a decade, is bringing back so many memories and has never looked so gorgeous.

Oh, and I also bought a 55" Samsung 4K Ultra High Definition TV. My eyes now know what it's like when my penis ejaculates.

Good!

Yet another gaming controversy created by the mentally challenged now set on Minecraft being "too violent".

http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Minecraft-Now-One-Step-Closer-Being-Banned-Turkey-70572.html

If anything, their own dumbass arguments are gonna prone some into committing acts of violence like me banging my head against the wall 😐

Coming July 14th, there's going to be a God of War III HD Edition for PS4. Yet another port from $ony to irritate everyone who wanted backwards compatibility but if you haven't played it yet, you're in for a treat.

So that's the third collection for God Of War?

There was the collection and then the saga. Now, the third is being remastered.

It was a fun game but not really a masterpiece.

I finally rented The Order: 1886.

Man, it's a ****ing gorgeous game. On par with most PC games.

I just don't understand what they were thinking. They created this cool world where the knights of the round table face off against creatures of the night but instead you fight against regular humans 95% of the time. Also, they created this neat weapons (the thermite gun for ex.) where you only use them sparingly. Overall, wasted potential of the amazing graphics and idea.

A diamond encrusted turd in other words.

I think that's slightly overblowing it.

It's just standard. It's not a horrible game by any means. Just average.

A piece of shit is like Duke Nukem Forever.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Coming July 14th, there's going to be a God of War III HD Edition for PS4. Yet another port from $ony to irritate everyone who wanted backwards compatibility but if you haven't played it yet, you're in for a treat.

The fact that Sony is doing remastered editions tells me that the "Playstation Now" service isn't doing too well. Also seriously? God of War again?

Originally posted by Smasandian
I finally rented The Order: 1886.

Man, it's a ****ing gorgeous game. On par with most PC games.

I just don't understand what they were thinking. They created this cool world where the knights of the round table face off against creatures of the night but instead you fight against regular humans 95% of the time. Also, they created this neat weapons (the thermite gun for ex.) where you only use them sparingly. Overall, wasted potential of the amazing graphics and idea.

That is what I have been hearing and some other people tell me that the story is really short. It sucks because I thought this game looked so great I was considering getting a PS4.

It took me about 6 hours or so but I played on Easy (I rented it so I only had two days to play it and I have kids/work).

I think the story wouldn't be short if the game was very good. I don't think it would of been a problem.

The problem, to me, with the game is it's got a shit ton of these interactive features yet unlike games like Heavy Rain, there's not a good narrative, story is silly, and there's no multiple choice scenarios to justify the 'hold down X to examine object'. Instead, it's all linear with them littered about. I could see The Order coming up as something decent if it had at least an extra six hours and was co-developed by Quantic Dream.

It was decent. It's not a horrible game.

I did find how the game allowed you to pick up objects and inspect....was kind of pointless and unsure why they added it. The interesting thing is that there inspecting objects could of brought a lot of "lore" into the game and made the setting really interesting.

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That's pretty disgusting, but not surprising from Nintendo. Didn't the Smash Bros. creator say that the reason he didn't make a Sub-Space Emissary campaign for Smash Bros Wii-U was because people would watch it on youtube?

It's kind of a foregone conclusion at this point that Nintendo-Japan is functionally retarded and doesn't understand the concept of free advertising- which is what youtube videos of their games basically are.