100Billion and your knowledge

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Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Doom'll still find out who you are via searching your bio on wikipedia .

Better get Starscream on the line then.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Better get Starscream on the line then.
I'll hire Luke Cage for protection. If not ask Squirrel Girl to intercede on my behalf. Doom will surely acquiesce before her might.

Originally posted by Uriel005
I'll hire Luke Cage for protection. If not ask Squirrel Girl to intercede on my behalf. Doom will surely acquiesce before her might.

Do that from the very start .

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Do that from the very start .
just kinda want to see Luke deck Doom again. But IRL

Marvel: Build an enormous neon sign in orbit that says, "Good Eats Here." Then when Galactus arrives I make The Deal.

DC: Build an Instrinsic Field Subtractor with absolutely no operational safeguards and step inside.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Arrange to have AIM's CCU manufacturing tech plundered . Or at least its blueprints stolen . Recreate said tech , and when the time is right , use it to build a CCU . Use said CCU to give myself godlike powers , and alter reality so only I can use said CCU and nobody could foil my plans . Repeat said process 50 times . Get 50 CCUs . Enjoy my time as one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy .

Arrange to have Franklin Richards blood/tissue sample secretly delivered to me . Make sure that said sample is pure/untainted . Isolate his X-Gene , and then replicate it into my own genome via a state of the art gene therapy . Enjoy my time as one of the most powerful beings in the universe .

Have the individual members of the Illuminati tracked down , and their Infinity Gems stolen . Assemble the gems into the gauntlet . Enjoy my time as Supreme Being of the Universe .

THIS !!! 😈 😈 😈 💃

Hire Bullseye to kill spiderman.

Use 10 billion to have a magical/technological based portal system send me back into our world and live here with 90 billion dollars. Giving most away to other people with some left over then buy myself some nice toys to enjoy in this world.

I definitely wouldn't stay in either comic world cause 100 billion makes you an extremely likely target for many people, and odds are you would end up broke or dead or both before the year is over.

Originally posted by Newjak
Use 10 billion to have a magical/technological based portal system send me back into our world and live here with 90 billion dollars. Giving most away to other people with some left over then buy myself some nice toys to enjoy in this world.

I definitely wouldn't stay in either comic world cause 100 billion makes you an extremely likely target for many people, and odds are you would end up broke or dead or both before the year is over.

You wouldn't want to take any comic tech/powers back with you?

Originally posted by Endless Mike
You wouldn't want to take any comic tech/powers back with you?
I did think about that while typing it up.

Like an old Iron man suit, or maybe a death ray.

I might take some odds and ends back with me. Maybe a new type of energy source to help our world back here move unto the next stage of technology faster.

Yep, returning to our world sounds like a good idea. I`d invest some time and $$ in gaining immortality and telepathy before getting back I think. Should be enough, no sense in being greedy.

Have a beer.

Buy stock in the rivals of whatever companies you knuckleheads buy, create, or endorse.

Watch all of you die and/or fail at your ridiculous schemes.

Have another beer.

Buy a time machine, kick OF Thor and bors balls, cause they are weaksauce. Bitchslap Doom, Thanos and IF. Should they object, bitchslap them again.
In DC,, kick Guy Gardeners Balls, repeat, repeat, then kick Kyles Balls.

Become Superman's best friend, uses him as my wing man. Make him teach me all there is about Kryptonian technology. Build one of his Super suits, like the one he used in Batman/Superman.

Learn how to use the Miracle Machine, befriend Mr. Mxy since him and Superman are pal somewhat,and become the ultimate badass.

How exactly do you plan on becoming best pals with Superman?

Originally posted by Newjak
How exactly do you plan on becoming best pals with Superman?

Since he knows Supes is Kent and thru years and years of reading comics would know his likes and dislikes i don't see it being too hard

Originally posted by Digi
Have a beer.

Buy stock in the rivals of whatever companies you knuckleheads buy, create, or endorse.

Watch all of you die and/or fail at your ridiculous schemes.

Have another beer.


Not gonna happen .

Originally posted by juggerman
Since he knows Supes is Kent and thru years and years of reading comics would know his likes and dislikes i don't see it being too hard

Thank you.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Not gonna happen .

The only thing I might do is have someone locate a Lazarus Pit for me to use in case of emergency or old age.

But otherwise, seriously, I'd live a life apart from the super-shenanigans, and would stay out of the big cities. At LEAST half of these plans would fail utterly.

Originally posted by Digi
The only thing I might do is have someone locate a Lazarus Pit for me to use in case of emergency or old age.

But otherwise, seriously, I'd live a life apart from the super-shenanigans, and would stay out of the big cities. At LEAST half of these plans would fail utterly.


Lazarus Pits are for 150 year old dying buggers .

Mine won't . Cuz they are 100% foolproof , and destined to succeed .