100Billion and your knowledge

Started by Newjak6 pages

Originally posted by Uriel005
except the money becomes valueless in another dimension as the bills are no longer even validated within the same universes as usable currency in our home dimension. If your plan is to go to home dimension and be wealthy invest in tech commodities in DC/Marvel that have =/> value than 100 Billion. You could buy a quinjet, probably a doombot though I'd question the wisdom of bringing a doombot to a new universe for Doom to conquer. You could probably get Pym to just hand you a care package in return for funding his research with a hundred billion dollars the value of said care package would probably be worth so much in royalties in your native earth its not even funny. Hell fund a Peter Parker laboratory instead of Peter grubbing for money as from Tony.
True I would probably bring more tech back then anything.

Buy Marvel. Start firing mothaphuckas. Rehire Andy Schmidt as editor in chief. Bring back DnA with full creative control. Keep Hickman, Jeff Parker, Mark Waid and Ed Brubaker. Steal Tony Bedard, Keith Giffen, and Geoff Johns away from DC. And finally, beg Mark Ellis to come back to full time comic writing.

My only editorial edict would be respect continuity.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Dunno about that . Carver's a RL guy . One wrong climax , and there goes his manhood .

And that's supposing he even has one to begin with .

Personally, in either comic universe, I'd try to keep a low profile. A new multi-billionaire popping up out of the blue is likely going to arouse suspicion on both sides of the law, and the last thing you want to do in one of these universes is get caught spouting off all of the intimate knowledge you have on the heroes and villains from your years of reading comics with the wrong person listening. Let's say you choose DC and Batman is suspicious of a new billionaire with no corporate history or documentation whatsoever appearing on the scene and has Oracle digging through your emails and accounts and tapping your phone and bugging your house, and you just happen to be having a conversation about Final Crisis, Blackest Night, Superman Beyond. or Knightfall or Batman Year One. Chances are you're going to have a very candid talk with a pissed off Batman and end up in the protective custody of the JLA to be debriefed on what you know and how you gained that knowledge, as well as to keep you from ending up on an operating table in some lab having your memories extracted by Ultra Humanite and Gorilla Grodd.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Lazarus Pits are for 150 year old dying buggers .

Mine won't . Cuz they are 100% foolproof , and destined to succeed .

Let's see...

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Arrange to have AIM's CCU manufacturing tech plundered . Or at least its blueprints stolen . Recreate said tech , and when the time is right , use it to build a CCU . Use said CCU to give myself godlike powers , and alter reality so only I can use said CCU and nobody could foil my plans . Repeat said process 50 times . Get 50 CCUs . Enjoy my time as one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy .

Arrange to have Franklin Richards blood/tissue sample secretly delivered to me . Make sure that said sample is pure/untainted . Isolate his X-Gene , and then replicate it into my own genome via a state of the art gene therapy . Enjoy my time as one of the most powerful beings in the universe .

Have the individual members of the Illuminati tracked down , and their Infinity Gems stolen . Assemble the gems into the gauntlet . Enjoy my time as Supreme Being of the Universe .

I'm not sure where to begin. But yes, this is a dumb plan. You'd wind up dead or in jail.

Originally posted by Newjak
Do you think my plan of getting back home would fail miserably 😛

Yours is not unlike my own. Aside from the attention you'd garner for acquiring dimension-portal technology, it's one of the more coherent plans in this thread.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Personally, in either comic universe, I'd try to keep a low profile. A new multi-billionaire popping up out of the blue is likely going to arouse suspicion on both sides of the law, and the last thing you want to do in one of these universes is get caught spouting off all of the intimate knowledge you have on the heroes and villains from your years of reading comics with the wrong person listening. Let's say you choose DC and Batman is suspicious of a new billionaire with no corporate history or documentation whatsoever appearing on the scene and has Oracle digging through your emails and accounts and tapping your phone and bugging your house, and you just happen to be having a conversation about Final Crisis, Blackest Night, Superman Beyond. or Knightfall or Batman Year One. Chances are you're going to have a very candid talk with a pissed off Batman and end up in the protective custody of the JLA to be debriefed on what you know and how you gained that knowledge, as well as to keep you from ending up on an operating table in some lab having your memories extracted by Ultra Humanite and Gorilla Grodd.

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Originally posted by juggerman
No ❌
I know 😄
Movies rock! 🤘
Didn't she prove it after he took her to the fortress? 😕

Superman can't always tell when someone is lying. But even still there are ways around that. Pacemaker maybe?

lol, it's guy love.
no, she had shown it in the batcave 😛

He can tell when a human is lying, and has done before.

It takes more than heartbeat, even if that's the most common method.

Originally posted by -Pr-
lol, it's guy love.
no, she had shown it in the batcave 😛

He can tell when a human is lying, and has done before.

It takes more than heartbeat, even if that's the most common method.

Well poop! 🙁

Well then you could pretend to be Superman's long lost Uncle Bkob(silent "k"😉 and get free access to the Batcave then 😛

Bruce lies to Clark all the time. Now that you're a multi billionaire you could pay for the same training Bats got and conceal everything.

Originally posted by juggerman
Well poop! 🙁

Well then you could pretend to be Superman's long lost Uncle Bkob(silent "k"😉 and get free access to the Batcave then 😛

Bruce lies to Clark all the time. Now that you're a multi billionaire you could pay for the same training Bats got and conceal everything.

You saying you're as good a liar as Batman?

Originally posted by Digi
Let's see...

I'm not sure where to begin. But yes, this is a dumb plan. You'd wind up dead or in jail.


How ? All three scenarios are sure-shot tricks at attaining literal godhood .

I mean part 2 of my plan isn't particularly difficult at all , and part 3 has been nearly achieved by a bum like the Hood . Based my knowledge of how these characters operate, coupled with my knowhow regarding the infinity gems, I simply don't see myself failing .

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
How ? All three scenarios are sure-shot tricks at attaining literal godhood .

I mean part 2 of my plan isn't particularly difficult at all , and part 3 has been nearly achieved by a bum like the Hood . Based my knowledge of how these characters operate, coupled with my knowhow regarding the infinity gems, I simply don't see myself failing .

I don't have time to go point by point. But let's look at the very first sentence of your plan.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Arrange to have AIM's CCU manufacturing tech plundered.

Already there's a host of assumptions made here, and multiple steps in a complicated and delicate process that could fail numerous ways. I'm pretty sure this alone would land you in hot water with the wrong people, let alone the 5-6 increasingly implausible steps after it.

If you really think this would be as simple as throwing some money around and reaping the benefits, imo your grasp of reality is somewhat lacking.

Originally posted by -Pr-
You saying you're as good a liar as Batman?

No of course not! ...Not yet anyway.... But with a hundred billion one dollar bills im sure i could but some "lie training" on par with the training Bruce Bruce aquired

Originally posted by juggerman
No of course not! ...Not yet anyway.... But with a hundred billion one dollar bills im sure i could but some "lie training" on par with the training Bruce Bruce aquired

😂

Okay, good luck with that.

Don't forget your pacemaker, as Superman has caught Bruce lying before.

Originally posted by -Pr-
😂

Okay, good luck with that.

Don't forget your pacemaker, as Superman has caught Bruce lying before.

Thanks for the well wishing!

Bruce has also gotten over on Supes many a time. Tho the pacemaker helps 😛

Originally posted by Digi
I don't have time to go point by point. But let's look at the very first sentence of your plan.

Already there's a host of assumptions made here, and multiple steps in a complicated and delicate process that could fail numerous ways. I'm pretty sure this alone would land you in hot water with the wrong people, let alone the 5-6 increasingly implausible steps after it.

If you really think this would be as simple as throwing some money around and reaping the benefits, imo your grasp of reality is somewhat lacking.


Read the follow-up sentence . As a smart multi-billionaire, I am obviously not going to make rash decisions, without considering all the pros and cons of said stratagem .

IMO, I doubt being in "hot water" with all the "wrong people" would be consequential once the cube is made(whose development I'll personally supervise), and I make my wish .

Originally posted by juggerman
Thanks for the well wishing!

Bruce has also gotten over on Supes many a time. Tho the pacemaker helps 😛

Keeping secrets isn't the same as telling lies 😛

Originally posted by -Pr-
Keeping secrets isn't the same as telling lies 😛

Every single one of my ex's would disagree with you. And they might beat you up too! 😆

Originally posted by juggerman
Every single one of my ex's would disagree with you. And they might beat you up too! 😆

That's women; they don't count.

Don't tell them I said that.

😆

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Read the follow-up sentence . As a smart multi-billionaire, I am obviously not going to make rash decisions, without considering all the pros and cons of said stratagem .

IMO, I doubt being in "hot water" with all the "wrong people" would be consequential once the cube is made(whose development I'll personally supervise), and I make my wish .

Do you really not see the issues here? You'd have to have a state-of-the-art lab constructed by numerous businesses and professionals, hire a team of elite scientists to oversee the project (you couldn't do nearly everything) and somehow keep it a secret from SHIELD, the governments, all the superheroes, pre-cogs, mystics, etc. And none of that even guarantees that the project will even work, because I guarantee you wouldn't understand the science yourself, so you'd be at the mercy of others in almost every aspect of the project.

You'd also need to be a savvy businessman to avoid unwanted attention in the first place, aside from any schemes, a position I doubt you have experience in.

There's also the matter of stealing the plans (something this particular post takes for granted), from an organization who has dealt with villainy and treachery and superhumans for decades. Without attracting attention, or failing, or making an enemy in the process.

This is a plan that would probably take you decades to even have a marginal chance at success. Smart money is on Nick Fury showing up at your door, an AIM assassin putting a bullet through your head, or you going bankrupt trying to fund a nefarious scheme. The fact that you continue to ignore the logistical issues of such a plan reinforces my earlier assessment.

Oldschool sig/avy, eh?

Nice. 👆