100Billion and your knowledge

Started by Newjak6 pages

Originally posted by Digi
The only thing I might do is have someone locate a Lazarus Pit for me to use in case of emergency or old age.

But otherwise, seriously, I'd live a life apart from the super-shenanigans, and would stay out of the big cities. At LEAST half of these plans would fail utterly.

Do you think my plan of getting back home would fail miserably 😛

Originally posted by juggerman
Since he knows Supes is Kent and thru years and years of reading comics would know his likes and dislikes i don't see it being too hard
Just because you know a lot about someone doesn't mean you guys are gonna be best friends. For one you knowing exactly who and what he likes would probably make him extremely suspicious of you. He can also tell when you are lying so he would easily see that you are just trying to use him to get more power and have selfish reasons.

I don't think anyone not truly trying to do good will get that close to Superman that he will teach you everything he knows.

Another thing I would do is build a team called the Bat-busters including members like Taskmaster, Sabretooth, Bullseye, Deathstroke, Typhoid Mary, Mister-X, Arnim Zola, Leader, & Bi-Beast, Purple Man. With the tech and smarts coupled with the skill and ruthlessness of their team it would be hard to beat. This group is to make Batman and family hell. With the team I would give them 10 billion dollars to aid the team.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
^get eaten by Sauron

😱

Originally posted by Newjak
Just because you know a lot about someone doesn't mean you guys are gonna be best friends. For one you knowing exactly who and what he likes would probably make him extremely suspicious of you. He can also tell when you are lying so he would easily see that you are just trying to use him to get more power and have selfish reasons.

I don't think anyone not truly trying to do good will get that close to Superman that he will teach you everything he knows.

Well you wouldn't need to start off with "Hey i know everything you like!" And people lie to Supes all the time without him being any wiser. Plus even if you did tell him you were from another universe it's not like he hasn't heard that before.

Using his knowledge and tech for evil would prove difficult if not impossible but the whole "becoming his buddy" part would not be hard

I get 100 billion, eh? Well in that case I'd borrow Reed's Anti-Galactus armor, and use it for 1.6 minutes.

/fortune

Originally posted by golem370
Another thing I would do is build a team called the Bat-busters including members like Taskmaster, Sabretooth, Bullseye, Deathstroke, Typhoid Mary, Mister-X, Arnim Zola, Leader, & Bi-Beast, Purple Man. With the tech and smarts coupled with the skill and ruthlessness of their team it would be hard to beat. This group is to make Batman and family hell. With the team I would give them 10 billion dollars to aid the team.

You're going to have to go to both Marvel and DC to do this...

Originally posted by juggerman
Well you wouldn't need to start off with "Hey i know everything you like!" And people lie to Supes all the time without him being any wiser. Plus even if you did tell him you were from another universe it's not like he hasn't heard that before.

Using his knowledge and tech for evil would prove difficult if not impossible but the whole "becoming his buddy" part would not be hard

Quick name me all the people Superman has allowed excess to his Kyprtonian tech and knowledge?

And yeah you could become his buddy just fine, if you're willingly not trying to harm or use him, but he will become the wiser if you are which is my point.

Originally posted by Newjak
Quick name me all the people Superman has allowed excess to his Kyprtonian tech and knowledge?

And yeah you could become his buddy just fine, if you're willingly not trying to harm or use him, but he will become the wiser if you are which is my point.

Bruce Wayne (whom doesn't even like Superman)
Lois Lane (who then shot him with a kryptonite gun)
Lex Luthor (in the movies)
Kara (who Clark just met)

Maybe use your 100 Billion to gain superpowers and walk right in yourself. Then when Superman arrives pretend to be a Kryptonian cousin of his and he'll spill everything he knows to you 😛

Also i realise i used more than one "universe" but im just sayin 😄

Originally posted by Newjak
Quick name me all the people Superman has allowed excess to his Kyprtonian tech and knowledge?

And yeah you could become his buddy just fine, if you're willingly not trying to harm or use him, but he will become the wiser if you are which is my point.

There's professor Hamilton.

Never said I was going to use his tech for evil. Just wasn't going to be all noble all the damn time.

Originally posted by SquallX
There's professor Hamilton.

Never said I was going to use his tech for evil. Just wasn't going to be all noble all the damn time.

And who else.....

My point is it's a short list, and Superman isn't an idiot being a billionaire is not itself going to make you friends with Superman even if you know everything about him. Yeah if you prove yourself not to be a total ahole overtime you might earn his trust but by then everyone else will have already taken all your money.

Originally posted by Newjak
And who else.....

Bruce Wayne (whom doesn't even like Superman)
Lois Lane (who then shot him with a kryptonite gun)
Lex Luthor (in the movies)
Kara (who Clark just met)

Maybe use your 100 Billion to gain superpowers and walk right in yourself. Then when Superman arrives pretend to be a Kryptonian cousin of his and he'll spill everything he knows to you 😛

Also i realise i used more than one "universe" but im just sayin 😄

Originally posted by Newjak
Use 10 billion to have a magical/technological based portal system send me back into our world and live here with 90 billion dollars. Giving most away to other people with some left over then buy myself some nice toys to enjoy in this world.

I definitely wouldn't stay in either comic world cause 100 billion makes you an extremely likely target for many people, and odds are you would end up broke or dead or both before the year is over.

except the money becomes valueless in another dimension as the bills are no longer even validated within the same universes as usable currency in our home dimension. If your plan is to go to home dimension and be wealthy invest in tech commodities in DC/Marvel that have =/> value than 100 Billion. You could buy a quinjet, probably a doombot though I'd question the wisdom of bringing a doombot to a new universe for Doom to conquer. You could probably get Pym to just hand you a care package in return for funding his research with a hundred billion dollars the value of said care package would probably be worth so much in royalties in your native earth its not even funny. Hell fund a Peter Parker laboratory instead of Peter grubbing for money as from Tony.

Originally posted by Uriel005
though I'd question the wisdom of bringing a doombot to a new universe for Doom to conquer.

Pffh, you honestly think Victor could do a worse job of running the world than the clowns who run it now?

Originally posted by Endless Mike
Pffh, you honestly think Victor could do a worse job of running the world than the clowns who run it now?
no its just that i don't want to die for being the first to stop clapping at one of his speeches.

Edit: also surprised that Carver has not decided to step in and use the money to sleep with she-hulk and bring Hulk back in a primary adamantium mystically reinforced petting zoo cage... at least we'll call it a "petting" zoo for the sake of any children viewing this post.

Then you had better start practicing your clapping 😈

Originally posted by Uriel005
no its just that i don't want to die for being the first to stop clapping at one of his speeches.

Edit: also surprised that Carver has not decided to step in and use the money to sleep with she-hulk and bring Hulk back in a primary adamantium mystically reinforced petting zoo cage... at least we'll call it a "petting" zoo for the sake of any children viewing this post.


Dunno about that . Carver's a RL guy . One wrong climax , and there goes his manhood .

Originally posted by juggerman
Bruce Wayne (whom doesn't even like Superman)
Lois Lane (who then shot him with a kryptonite gun)
Lex Luthor (in the movies)
Kara (who Clark just met)

Maybe use your 100 Billion to gain superpowers and walk right in yourself. Then when Superman arrives pretend to be a Kryptonian cousin of his and he'll spill everything he knows to you 😛

Also i realise i used more than one "universe" but im just sayin 😄

Bruce is his best friend. And clark is his.
That was all-star.
pfft, movies.
kara proved she was his cousin...

Superman can also tell when a person is lying.

shrug

Live life and save a few million people to end up in heaven with the angels, if I have to believe in Jesus to end up in heaven—it's kind of ambiguous—I'll do that too. That and trying not to cross paths with villains.

Jeez just realised there's a few haters out there...

Originally posted by -Pr-
Bruce is his best friend. And clark is his.
That was all-star.
pfft, movies.
kara proved she was his cousin...

Superman can also tell when a person is lying.

shrug

No ❌
I know 😄
Movies rock! 🤘
Didn't she prove it after he took her to the fortress? 😕

Superman can't always tell when someone is lying. But even still there are ways around that. Pacemaker maybe?