Noah (Darren Aronofsky)

Movie was slightly above meh but past the flood turned meh really quickly.

Originally posted by Stoic
Actually Noah's son Haim saw him in his nakedness, and took advantage of him, while he was drunk.

Originally posted by Time Immemorial
How do you add spoiler?

[spoiler]type in here[./spoiler] <---- do not include the period

Spoiler:
The be fruitful and multiply the earth with twin girls was bullshit. Hows that supposed to happen, idiots.

I wasn't very impressed with Noah. The movie completely deviated from its source material. Waste of money.

Movie missed the mark completely, with me. It ended up feeling like jut another disaster film.

Worst movie in years.

Originally posted by Estacado
Worst movie in years.

😬

Far from it.

Movie was retarded as phuck .
Angels trapped in golem bodies?
People vs golems with golden flare guns?
Noah going nuts wanting to kill newborns?

Yup this shit was terrible.

I guess we were expecting two different things from the movie.

Noah the movie l expected more from it and l have to say l admired Russell Crowed work in this film but wanted more action the only action you had was when we had the ark setting off before this it was a little boring Emma Watson l didn't take to she could have done better and l felt she sort of had a poor performance in this I think since Harry potter find are over l thought her good acting in this would do her good in Noah

That was a long sentence.