Ways to troll DBZ fanboys?

Started by VG_Addict8 pages

Ways to troll DBZ fanboys?

What are the best ways to troll a rabid DBZ fanboy? I want to know because I'm arguing with this MASSIVE DBZ fanboy who tells me Goku could beat Thanos, Silver Surfer, and Dark Phoenix

But Goku could really beat Thanos, Silver Surfer, and Dark Phoenix.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
But Goku could really beat Thanos, Silver Surfer, and Dark Phoenix.

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Goku is the strongest fictional character in creation

When god said let there be light goku kamehamehaed the universe

Remind him everytime you have the opportunity that base Goku could barely lift 40 tons and had to amp to super saiyan in order to handle it.

Goku's essentially useless when hungry, if I recall. He also routinely gets his ass kicked by his completely human, hasn't fought a real martial arts battle in like thirty years wife Chi Chi.

I'd like to know how Goku beats Silver Surfer.

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
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Goku is the strongest fictional character in creation

When god said let there be light goku kamehamehaed the universe

Third strongest.

Everybody knows that Doom > King Itachi > Goku > The rest. peaches

Originally posted by Placidity
I'd like to know how Goku beats Silver Surfer.
By beating him to death with his Golden Hair.

Originally posted by Placidity
I'd like to know how Goku beats Silver Surfer.

He merged with the dragonballs at the end of GT. He now has unlimited wishes.

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
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Goku is the strongest fictional character in creation

When god said let there be light goku kamehamehaed the universe

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Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Remind him everytime you have the opportunity that base Goku could barely lift 40 tons and had to amp to super saiyan in order to handle it.

I told him that Goku had to go SS4 to lift a building.

If he's actually a fanboy in the typical sense of the word, simply saying "Goku loses" should set him off.

As much as I love DBZ they reeeeeally can't compete with big time comic Villians/heroes...Comics are on going... DBZ has ended... Besides the new movie coming out in 2013 (idk I hear Akira is helping, like I said I try to include the movies even as feats but in the end they still fall short..if he insists on using GT feats tell him to try Dragonball Multiverse it at least has better feats than GT like Vegetto going SS3 And Broly hanging in there with him... Unlike SS4..which struggles at lifting buildings 😐). I mean "Death Battle" is coming out with Supes vs Goku next and they're pretty thorough with feats so unless its animated supes, Goku's bound to lose, so when that comes out just show him that 😛

Originally posted by VG_Addict
I told him that Goku had to go SS4 to lift a building.

Well he didn't.

Goku could beat Thanos off.

Originally posted by big juggy man
Goku could beat Thanos off.

That just sounds so very, very wrong..... 😘

ah...but no one says he can't...HAhaha! i just had to say it!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Goku's essentially useless when hungry, if I recall. He also routinely gets his ass kicked by his completely human, hasn't fought a real martial arts battle in like thirty years wife Chi Chi.
Oh come on he isn't exactly going to have his guard up or raise his hand to Chi Chi. Goku has shown that in his everyday life he has his power level way down to even a 5 like an ordinary human.

Originally posted by Darkstorm Zero
That just sounds so very, very wrong..... 😘
If we are talking about the Thanos with the infinity gems then I would agree with you but on his own goku could beat him no problem, probably at the most he would have to go super saiyan to do it.

Originally posted by Based
Well he didn't.
Don't forget he also lifted half the city into place at that level.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Remind him everytime you have the opportunity that base Goku could barely lift 40 tons and had to amp to super saiyan in order to handle it.
And let me remind you goku was on a kai planet at the time, the training planet would very likely be at 10 times earth's gravity so that 40 tons would feel like 400 tons, and goku said going super saiyan would make it too easy training with those weights.

Originally posted by Placidity
I'd like to know how Goku beats Silver Surfer.
I admit the silver surfer is a strong dude, he could lift probably one to two hundred tons, he fires deadly blasts and is very sturdy and has a level of matter and energy manipulation but goku is out of his league goku would at the very most only have to transform to super saiyan 1 to own the silver surfer. At super saiyan goku's power increases a hundred fold, his physical strength could lift tons in the millions and fight at speeds up to the speed of light and even goku's weak energy waves could destroy the planet at the right height and range. And goku still has 3 more super saiyan transformations after that that each increase his power a hundred fold too.