Peter Parker vs Steve Rogers

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namorsubby Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Does the SSS increase your mental stats (intelligence etc) as well?
Yes.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

No one can say for sure if it would work on Pete that way, though.

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So wouldn't Peter be a super genius now, with Cap-level strength as well?

Then with military resources backing him up, won't he be nearer IM level?

StiltmanFTW CBvF

It boosted only Steve's intelligence, if I'm not mistaken. Could be because of the vita rays or because he's unique, dunno.

And in my eyes Parker always will be a dumb kid who eats dog shit when some bully tells him to.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Ennis should be a regular Spidey writer 😂

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Naah..I reckon all of Parker's nerdy stats (so pre Spider bite) should be boosted across the board, like Steve's. Physical and mental, the perfect man 😍

StiltmanFTW CBvF

There've been many super soldiers and only Rogers' intel got the peak human status, pretty sure he's exceptional.

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That's like saying loads of people got bitten by spiders, but only Spidey gets the full complement of powers...

Well, Ok, maybe I took that to extremes. But I thought all their powers and any benefits were swapped?

Incidentally, a bit off topic Stilt, but I was thinking the other day about that aquarium thing Wolvie was trapped in.

Easily explainable by the fact he's floating in water, with no leverage to push off of, so he won't be able to generate enough force to cut the aquarium. All you need is something reasonably thick and tough.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It boosted only Steve's intelligence, if I'm not mistaken. Could be because of the vita rays or because he's unique, dunno.

And in my eyes Parker always will be a dumb kid who eats dog shit when some bully tells him to.

Shut up and eat this dog shit.

namorsubby Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No one can say for sure if it would work on Pete that way, though.
He doesn't need a serum to be smart.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
That's like saying loads of people got bitten by spiders, but only Spidey gets the full complement of powers...

It would make sense, actually. Wasn't Peter destined/chosen to be a totemistic avatar? 😄

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It would make sense, actually. Wasn't Peter destined/chosen to be a totemistic avatar? 😄

Shut up. That storyline never happened.

@namorsubby: No, he doesn't. But imagine the boost he'd get if it made him smartER.

Mindset Senior Member

Peter was chosen to be the greatest hero to ever exist, IF told God no.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by Mindset
Shut up and eat this dog shit.

😆

No sneer

Originally posted by namorsubby
He doesn't need a serum to be smart.

True.

Originally posted by Mindset
Peter was chosen to be the greatest hero to ever exist, IF told God no.

100% canon

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Mindset
Peter was chosen to be the greatest hero to ever exist, IF told God no.

There is no "IF" in Iron Fist.

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Originally posted by SamZED
There is no "IF" in Iron Fist.

There is a "Fist", however.

And it is in the face of evil doers.

Mindset Senior Member

Can Spiderman bite people and give them powers?

I know he can cum blast MJ and give her terminal cancer.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by Mindset
Can Spiderman bite people and give them powers?

I know he can cum blast MJ and give her terminal cancer.

Actually his cum made her immune to the spider island virus.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

His testicles haven't developed, he can't cum.

Peter Parker: Spider-Man v2 #18.

SamZED Senior Member

Lol theres a reference? The Big Bang gang got nothing on you.