Fantastic Four Reboot

Started by Zack M30 pages

I'm hyped. 😎

It won't "just" suck. It'll be a disaster. People won't ever again want to see a comic book movie.

Just have to hope if it bombs it makes it easier for Marvel to take the rights back for films and such.

Originally posted by Zack M
I'm hyped. 😎
You are annoying.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Do not click unless you want to experience a nightmare.

http://comicbook.com/2015/07/01/new-fantastic-four-tv-spot-prepare/

MY EYES... MY EYES!!! MAKE THEM STOP BLEEDING!!!

MAKE THEM STOP!!!

Seriously, it hurts. And I never even cared for F4.

Why would they show that? You NEVER show the Thing's situation. Silly Fox...

Black HT annoys me the most, tbh 😛

Embarrassing Ben is kinda fun, actually.

I'm saving the brunt of my outrage for when I see just how badly they phuck up Doom.

It's incredible how FOX takes one of the most popular comic villains and turns him into a complete garbage/joke.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's incredible how FOX takes one of the most popular comic villains and turns him into a complete garbage/joke.

That is pretty incredible.

You have to put effort in to keep screwing up Doom.

He's also Stan Lee's favorite villain

he's going to be crying after this attempt.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's incredible how FOX takes one of the most popular comic villains and turns him into a complete garbage/joke.

You aren't kidding. He's literally covered in trash bags...

I'll wait to see the film first. Surely it can't go anywhere but up, as Julian McMahon's Doom was such a joke of a villain the last time.

Being better than McMahon's portrayal is still a LONG distance from playing Doom right.

My bet is that he'll be even worse.

Let me remind everyone that even though McMahon's Doom was bad, it will be infinitely better than the travesty this film includes.

Here's a quite from Toby Kebbell showing how bad it will be:

He’s Victor Domashev, not Victor Von Doom in our story. And I’m sure I’ll be sent to jail for telling you that. The Doom in ours—I’m a programmer. Very anti-social programmer. And on blogging sites I’m “Doom”.

He's using a screenname IRL to intimidate people. Even if he didn't look like a Dark Elf reject coated in garbage bags that's still the cringiest thing to happen to a comic book villain in 20 years.

People are being too sensitive on the Doom issue. It's not a bad thing that they are trying to soft sell the name - casual viewers might regard it the same they regarded Ricky Gervais as Dominic Badguy in Muppets Most Wanted. Like, too obvious? Look at the Nostalgia critic's review for Fantastic Four (2005) - "His name is Doom, people! Don't trust him!" he yells repeatedly.

Captain America: The First Avenger did something similar with The Red Skull; he only gets called it once, and to him it's a slanderous nickname. The are just trying to be more real, and not comic bookie evil.

They are following the lead of Ultimate Fantastic Four, where his name was Victor Van Damme, and after his change became a street person who gathered followers in Denmark. So I'm not dismissing what they are doing without seeing the film first.

They made him a blogger. The king of Latveria, rival to Reed Richards in intelligence and close to Doctor Strange in magic, is being made a tumblrite. A blogger who uses his screen name in real to seem tough...

And he looks like this.

There's a point where you have to say no and vote against terrible ideas with your wallet.

That's kind of the problem I have with their whole attitude. It doesn't feel like they're embracing the comic roots. Just changing things hoping to God they won't lose all their ticket sales just because naming someone Von Doom was the one thing that made a Fantastic Four movie just a little too far fetched. Marvel studios wouldn't have changed shit about him.

Originally posted by JayDaDon
That's kind of the problem I have with their whole attitude. It doesn't feel like they're embracing the comic roots. Just changing things hoping to God they won't lose all their ticket sales just because naming someone Von Doom was the one thing that made a Fantastic Four movie just a little too far fetched. Marvel studios wouldn't have changed shit about him.

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Originally posted by JayDaDon
That's kind of the problem I have with their whole attitude. It doesn't feel like they're embracing the comic roots. Just changing things hoping to God they won't lose all their ticket sales just because naming someone Von Doom was the one thing that made a Fantastic Four movie just a little too far fetched. Marvel studios wouldn't have changed shit about him.

Yeah that pretty much sums it up