How close could thor come to bench pressing the earth once?

Started by dmills24 pages

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He hasn't revealed how it was him that planted the bomb.

When Damborgson does that, sh!t's going down

LOL. Yep. Or Carver lol! Could you imagine the carvster finally losing his shyt? It'd be epic lol.

Forumbreaker Carter would be the best thing ever.

I'd be a part of his Warbound, hell.

You'd be his Cho.

Always running the numbers.

More like, retconning him.

'No, carver never said that a calm Hulk was class 150billion, he too is smart, like me, always running the numbers.'

😂

"Every time Carver said he beat you in a debate....he was holding back."

'Anytime he lost, it was because he wasn't trying'

So he's the forum equivalent of the Sentry?

No, that's Starscream. You'll think he's harmless, anda good guy, but every so often (usually around the apocalypse time) he breaks apart, and a crab scuttles out for raping.

But only if you look like Lori/Emma Watson/Kristin Stewart/a heroin junkie

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
No, that's Starscream. You'll think he's harmless, anda good guy, but every so often (usually around the apocalypse time) he breaks apart, and a crab scuttles out for raping.

But only if you look like Lori/Emma Watson/Kristin Stewart/a heroin junkie

Power of Million Exploding Strap-ons.

And he's...golden?

😂

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And he's...golden?

Considering the fact that he posts links to porn, I think the answer to that is, sadly, yes.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Considering the fact that he posts links to porn, I think the answer to that is, sadly, yes.

Seriously? Damn I didn't even notice that.

Originally posted by Horrificus
It's a hurtful thing, to be utterly crushed and humiliated by a "moron", especially after such displays of arrogance and superiority had been shown by certain opposing forum members.

But, as I see it, Name Calling is often the highest form of flattery. It usually ushers in the final moments of a debate and can be equated to "gee, you are much smarter than I am and have out-maneuvered me in my mad lust for power and station. I am thus diminished in both intellect and manhood".

I can see it and my heart goes out to certain individuals who felt that this was a proper course of action, much to their eventual dismay.

So, I, personally have no hard feelings toward any of the perpetrators of non-sportsmanlike conduct within this thread. Being "brought low" is never pleasant.

But, the important thing to remember here, is that I'm ok. I know many of you will take comfort in that fact. 😄


I called you a moron for that sexist remark about "lady scientists" not for any argument. Also lulz at "crushing", the only thing being crushed here is thor and thorbags' dignity.
Originally posted by Horrificus
You ignoring posts and simply re-posting your rant, only WITH scans and extra bonus insults, is still just you acting indignant due to your opinion not holding the weight that you wished it held.

Nobody said the earth was intangible, except, perhaps the voices in your head. I stated that the serpents physical presence was not in the reality of the 616. It's physical form was encircled around a mirror image of the earth, which dwelt in the void. It was stated that, as it closes it's coils, it becomes more "solid" in the 616, in essence, bleeding through the veil between dimensions. This is why Thor had to travel through Asgard to confront the physical serpent.

I stated this and you would have saved yourself endless, arrogant banter if you had read it, instead of just brooding in your bathroom, imagining your magnificent retorts.

The Midgard Serpent has power over it's shape and size. It is also able to flip between dimensions effortlessly. And, none of this has anything to do with you disproving it's size, strength, existence or Thor's feat.

Does this usually work for you? Just posting a bunch of scans and retyping the same crap again and again without even reading the opposition's posts?

You just ignored many posts from many people, essentially disintegrating your entire argument.

Shape Changer. Size Changer. Dwells in dual dimensions. Can act from the physical or spiritual states. Can effect Earth with it's physical form as well as it's spiritual.

The effects were not immediate, since it was attacking from a position outside the 616, but it could become physical in either real, and crush the earth.

Imagine you have a pair of balls in your mouth. Sure, if you are more at-home actually performing the act, be my guest. Now, bite. That is the effect the serpent can have from either state.

This is a very powerful entity.

None of your arguments or statements discounts it's consistent descriptions for decades.

But, I don't think the machine that Superman is hooked up to, looks like it can exert any more than a few tons. So, I don't buy it. It's a lie. Where is the proof that it is a planetary weight? Etc, etc, etc... Blah, blah, blah.

Hey, maybe you should make a little sign and go march in front of Marvel until they print a Thor book that admits they are lying about the Midgard Serpent.

Also, the description of the void "where space and time know no natural bounds", there is nothing said that takes away from the feat. It is not outer space, with a lack of gravity for instance. No further description that concerns weight or strength or mass exists.

Nothing in that statement helps your point. "Knows no bounds" could mean that Thor's feat is actually higher-end than it seems..

As a matter of fact, I say that, since Thor had to pass through Asgard to get to this void, it implies that it probably holds closer to the properties of Asgard than anywhere else. This means, the serpent is much more dense and the gravity from this mirror image of Earth was much more powerful than that of the 616 side of earth.

I would have an easier time arguing this than you would have, trying to prove that it diminishes Thor's feat. But, a definitive statement of "a final yank of unimaginable power" is meant to make sure that the message is loud and clear and we are looking at a true strength feat with no reason for low-balling or wiggle-room to shoot it down.

It is exactly what it is written to be. A high-end strength feat with no room for misinterpretation. Or, misrepresentation.

And, please, if you are going to argue with me, at least read my post and show specific details that you aren't buying. Don't just re-post my words with your spin on them. Thanks.


Another butthurt post with nothing but your usual gibberish "blah, blah, blah, I'm not listening to you, my word is proof enough, probably, maybe, size-changing while being the same sized in the same panel, blah, blah"? Why am I not surprised? Oh, its you.

Originally posted by dmills
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You do realize that applying this standard as his average that you've (unitentionally) just dramatically increased the instances of where he has performed substandard?


Are we trying to get superman's average by battle feats or lifting feats? Those are two different kind of things. Trust me thor would get beaten in that regard too. Also I forgot this

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman escapes source wall from a pull that sucks a planet towards it

Superman does these kinds of feats regularly, thor does some things vastly inferior to those feats in maybe 20 years or more. I know that chefs thor fans and marvel fans in general but that's the the way it is.

Also here he moves Earth+moon+a huge ass space-ship which he claims was made of all the natural resources of a solar system from another star system to earth via hyper-space in one of his weakest versions ever. Thor fans would masturbate to death if thor ever does such a thing by judging how they are gushing about midgard serpent (lol) feat.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Some info on the feat in the Superman:earth stealers.

First the earth and moon were not hold by any gravity-nullifying beam, they were just grabbed by an energy net which was bigger than entire earth-moon system

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0005.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0006.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0007.jpg

According to superman it must've been made by all the resources of a whole star system

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0010.jpg

Check out its size

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0012.jpg

This happened the first time superman went through hyper-space, he was almost drained of all his strength

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0015.jpg
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0017.jpg

Also when superman went to moving the ship, its engines were almost drained

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Superman/sup_tes__0041.jpg

Then superman went through hyperspace and restored both earth and moon to its places, the ship ONLY directed them

Its an insane feat any way you cut it.

Looks like someone pissed in Abhi's cereal today. ermm

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Looks like someone one-shotted Thor today. ermm

Mmmmh...

Kang relevant yet? Or still inferior to Doom?