JLA Big 4 vs Thanos

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Originally posted by Branlor Swift
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I say again... If random lighting can own the JLA iwth UTTER ease... why owuld i think this team stands a chance?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
I say again... If random lighting can own the JLA iwth UTTER ease... why owuld i think this team stands a chance?

It wasn't random lightning.

So you can stop saying it.

But he wont stop, cant stop.

Thanos.

Originally posted by vince_slice
Thanos.

So you think Thanos can beat the team let alone Superman.
Explain how do you think Thanos could beat Superman in a one on one fight.

Originally posted by h1a8
So you think Thanos can beat the team let alone Superman.
Explain how do you think Thanos could beat Superman in a one on one fight.

Are you kidding? Superman is not beating thanos 1v1

And so it begins...

Oh, these are pre 52 versions... So half of the posts in this thread don't count. Good to know.

Originally posted by -Pr-
It wasn't random lightning.

So you can stop saying it.

Was the lighting some special type of lighting that I'm not aware of? Was it more powerful than an average Thanos blast?

Originally posted by KuRuPT Thanosi
Was the lighting some special type of lighting that I'm not aware of? Was it more powerful than an average Thanos blast?

1. it was the new 52 jla, not pre-reboot, which this thread is about iirc.
2. It was cast by a magical trident, and this was after all three members were weakened from combat.

Especially considering how since the reboot, people like Superman have tanked worse than lightning.

Originally posted by armedforbattle
Are you kidding? Superman is not beating thanos 1v1

Superman fighting at his best will down Thanos very quickly.
Superman fighting sup par will lose to thanos
Superman fighting halfway decent will split with Thanos.

Ok let's see, feel free to disagree with any of the following:

1. Strength -Superman (but not by much)
2. Durability against Blasts=Thanos
3. Durability against blunt force=Wash (Thanos isn't immune to high herald level blows)
4. Speed=Superman by a lot (non debatable)
5. Skill=Wash (Superman has shown skill multiple times and so has Thanos)
6. Versatility = Superman.
Superman has intangibility, speed, hv, freeze breath, super hearing, telescopic vision, microvision, hurricane breath, flight, reflexes, singing, t-vo, counter vibrations, ...
Thanos has tp, tk, teleportation, shields, and energy blasts.

Speed is the greatest and single most attribute that's above any advantage.
It's so unfair it's like having the ability to either stop time or slow it down almost to a halt. What the hell is Thanos going to do to Superman if Superman actually decides to use his speed?

Originally posted by -Pr-
1. it was the new 52 jla, not pre-reboot, which this thread is about iirc.
2. It was cast by a magical trident, and this was after all three members were weakened from combat.

Especially considering how since the reboot, people like Superman have tanked worse than lightning.

Weakened by combat? Aquaman punched Superman once. Lol.

Originally posted by h1a8
6. Versatility = Superman.
Superman has super hearing, telescopic vision, microvision

😂

Clearly very relevant and game-changing powers in combat.

Superman will be able to see on a microscopic level how Thanos is raping him.

How is that not relevant?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Weakened by combat? Aquaman punched Superman once. Lol.

The punch was enough to stun him. I never said he was crippled.

Originally posted by Mindset
Superman will be able to see on a microscopic level how Thanos is raping him.

How is that not relevant?

hmm

Just how tiny is Thanos' penis?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
hmm

Just how tiny is Thanos' penis?

You'll have to ask Quan to make sure, but I'm guessing around Bruce level.

So basically, Superman may use up all his solar energy trying to see it.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
😂

Clearly very relevant and game-changing powers in combat.

Super hearing is to hear Thanos heartbeat stop so Superman knows when to stop beating him. Telescopic vision is to see Thanos fly far away from a punch which will give Superman more confidence in the fight.
But other than that you are right. LOL
Super hearing is good for defending against sneak attacks though (in case Thanos decides to tp behind Clark).

Originally posted by Mindset
You'll have to ask Quan to make sure, but I'm guessing around Bruce level.

So basically, Superman may use up all his solar energy trying to see it.

Combine 12 of bruce's dildos and imagine the force of multiversal semen. Have you forgotten he's Cockstrong.