John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)

Both get machetes
Fight to the death in Madison Square Garden
Who wins?

(My keen olfactory sense catches a whiff of butthurt, but I'll play for now, just in case.)

Does the outcome of this fight impede Eli's completion of his divine mission, or is that factor out here?

Yes. If Eli doesn't win, McClane gets to steal the bible and give it to Gary Oldman.

Eli stomps.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yes. If Eli doesn't win, McClane gets to steal the bible and give it to Gary Oldman.

Then God intervenes and shows McClane that Eli is also a prophet, but on a different mission. So they shake hands and part ways. /thread

BTW, that wouldn't be in McClane's character, he's a good guy, he'd never side with an evil like Carnegie.

They are fighting to the death. No handshake. God has to either protect John or Eli, and since he doesn't intervene with McClane anyways (as the McClane Factor doesn't exist), he's clearly going to be backing Eli here.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Damn he must be putting in some hours with you, man..
Guess he'll be retiring this week, having accumilated all your cash.

McClane wins.

😮‍💨

Originally posted by Lestov16
They are fighting to the death. No handshake. God has to either protect John or Eli, and since he doesn't intervene with McClane anyways (as the McClane Factor [b]doesn't exist), he's clearly going to be backing Eli here. [/B]

So according to you, it's McClane vs a guy who can't lose cos he's directly protected by the will of god.

Yeah, my senses where correct, you made another McClane butthurt thread. Poor form.

Prove the McClane Factor will help him here. You say he is directly powered by the will of God, so I'm pitting him against someone who is also powered by the will of God.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Prove the McClane Factor will help him here. You say he is directly powered by the will of God, so I'm pitting him against someone who is also powered by the will of God.

Fact: You made an intentional spite thread.

Fact: I showed you what the outcome of the fight would be with god intervening.

Fact: You cried over it.

Lesty wrote, starred in and directed all 5 movies:

Cry Hard,
Cry Hard 2: Cry Harder,
Cry hard with a vengence
Live free or Cry Hard
Cry Hard 24/7

A Good Day to Cry Hard comes out later this year.

I look forward to that.

Lesty did real well by all accounts, looks like it should get at least 4.5 Kleenexs out of 5, judging by the trailer.

that's gonna be a hilarious one. Can't wait to see chump McClane have to be bailed out again and again by his own son, like an utter wimp 😆

How would that son even be there without McClane creating him...?
Again McClane wins due to his own actions, aided by forces/situations of his own creation.

Cause and effect, game, set and match, lock stock and barrel to McClane.

McClane is so powerful, he can spontaneously generate fully grown children and alter the past so they've lived up until now like they were conceived normally.

Originally posted by KingD19
McClane is so powerful, he can spontaneously generate fully grown children and alter the past so they've lived up until now like they were conceived normally.

Why it can be argued that the McClane Factor is divine in origin.

But it's a moot point where the McClane Factor originates from, we simply know it exist.

No it doesn't. Only McClane Villain Stupidity exists.

Originally posted by Lestov16
that's gonna be a hilarious one. Can't wait to see chump McClane have to be bailed out again and again by his own son, like an utter wimp 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lesty wrote, starred in and directed all 5 movies:

Cry Hard,
Cry Hard 2: Cry Harder,
Cry hard with a vengence
Live free or Cry Hard
Cry Hard 24/7