John McClane vs Eli (Book of Eli)

Started by Sadako of Girth16 pages

Nah McClane's being self aided and also protected by god over multiple more movies seems that the lord favours McClane and thusly smites Eli.
Ironically in spite of the spite here.

Send me your tears.

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Yippeekiyay motherfarkas.

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Originally posted by Robtard
Are your arms tired yet from beating up those strawmen you keep making?
You said it's spite but it isn't. Eli isn't beyond being shot to death or ko'd. McClane loses so you cry spite. It's just a loss. Mccept it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah McClane's being self aided and also protected by god over multiple more movies seems that the lord favours McClane and thusly smites Eli.
Ironically in spite of the spite here.

Send me your tears.

Post a link which supports divine intervention. If you cannot back a claim you have no choice but to rescind it.

Quan, Robbi and Saddie are obviously retarded dumbasses . You don't need their worthless opinions to show that McClane clearly isn't protected by some divine being. I can prove it to you right now.

McClane only survives because his villains are incompetent

- In DH1, we clearly see the amateur villainy when one merc drops his guard to steal a candy bar. Karl has a clear chance to shoot McClane in the back of the head while McClane is on the phone with Al, but doesn't. When Hans has Holly at the end, and McClane surrenders, if Hans had either shot McClane as soon as he saw him, or if he had any of his goons do a simple patdown, McClane and his wife would has been screwed

-In DH3, Simon lets McClane and Zeus live without shooting them, which would have solved everything for him, and not only that, but gives him evidence as to his next location. If Simon had not done that, he would have gotten away clean and Mcclane would have lost. Again, Simon lost here not because McClane bested him, not because McClane has some divine spirit watching him, but due to his own stupidity

-In DH4, Maggie Q has a clear chance to kill McClane after she knocks him out, but doesn't for no reason (and to show exactly how much of an amateur McClane is, he does the exact same thing, leading to him getting his ass kicked twice). The F35 pilot flies under a collapsing overpass for no logical reason whatsoever. And Gabriel, the genius of the film, has McClane cornered and rather than kill McClane immediately, lifts him up for no logical reason. Again, Gabriel lost not due to McClane besting him, but his own stupidity. and note that it wasn't God who saved McClane, but punk bytch Justin Long 😆

So see, Quan, you don't need validation from trolling morons like Robbi and Saddie. The objective indisputable truth is right there for you, and any person with a working brain stem, to clearly see. McClane is an amateur, only takes on amateur foes, and can't even beat them, needing to rely on the already amateur villains being complete retards to win against them.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan, Robbi and Saddie are obviously retarded dumbasses . You don't need their worthless opinions to show that McClane clearly isn't protected by some divine being. I can prove it to you right now.

[b]McClane only survives because his villains are incompetent

- In DH1, we clearly see the amateur villainy when one merc drops his guard to steal a candy bar. Karl has a clear chance to shoot McClane in the back of the head while McClane is on the phone with Al, but doesn't. When Hans has Holly at the end, and McClane surrenders, if Hans had either shot McClane as soon as he saw him, or if he had any of his goons do a simple patdown, McClane and his wife would has been screwed

-In DH3, Simon lets McClane and Zeus live without shooting them, which would have solved everything for him, and not only that, but gives him evidence as to his next location. If Simon had not done that, he would have gotten away clean and Mcclane would have lost. Again, Simon lost here not because McClane bested him, not because McClane has some divine spirit watching him, but due to his own stupidity

-In DH4, Maggie Q has a clear chance to kill McClane after she knocks him out, but doesn't for no reason (and to show exactly how much of an amateur McClane is, he does the exact same thing, leading to him getting his ass kicked twice). The F35 pilot flies under a collapsing overpass for no logical reason whatsoever. And Gabriel, the genius of the film, has McClane cornered and rather than kill McClane immediately, lifts him up for no logical reason. Again, Gabriel lost not due to McClane besting him, but his own stupidity. and note that it wasn't God who saved McClane, but punk bytch Justin Long 😆

So see, Quan, you don't need validation from trolling morons like Robbi and Saddie. The objective indisputable truth is right there for you, and any person with a working brain stem, to clearly see. McClane is an amateur, only takes on amateur foes, and can't even beat them, needing to rely on the already amateur villains being complete retards to win against them. [/B]

1) You sound mad. Hope you're not "raging" (your words) again.

2) Calm down, this is just the MVF. Deep breaths, we'll get through it. I'm here for you.

3) Repeating lies is just repeating lies. eg Linh never "knocked out" McClane. I posted the entire fight for you before, so you know you're lying. Poor form, sporto.

4) You've once again verified that you intended this to be a spite thread when you made this. Congrats?

Yeah Lesty has nothing left in this thread but bitterness and plenty of of hard feelings.

Originally posted by Robtard

3) Repeating lies is just repeating lies. eg Linh never "knocked out" McClane. I posted the entire fight for you before, so you know you're lying. Poor form, sporto.

Yeah she did. His ass got knocked to the ground and she had a perfect opportunity to kill him right there, but didn't. RETARD. You trying to over hype the scene doesn't do shit. Sorry, child.

sorry, everything I said was true. I don't need either your or Saddie's bullshit opinions to confirm it. Your thoughts on the matter are worthless, as any troll's are 🙂 Go crawl back under your bridge, have your threeway circlejerk with McClane, and leave us logical people alone.

She had no opportunity.
McClane had more opportunity to finish her when he had "enough of that kung fu shit" and totally KO'd her.
At NO point did she KO him.

Its totally and [i]perfectly obvious to anyone who has seen it..!!![/i]

Therefore you speak again from your achey painful butthurt arse.
Thats why all you do is call names and rage like a baby the whole time.

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^still loling at the fact that you think your biased moronic opinion is actually relevant

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The post of an 'ignoramus' in the most literal form there is..

God kills McClane. Do not argue.

Not once was that substantiated on screen: Fact

You said God protected McClane from death, he can do the reverse.

Yet hasn't so far....maybe it wanted Gruber and those other bad guys smited first...

Eli wins imo.

He was hardcore with the machete.

McClane's durability, physicality, luck, The McClane factor and knack for catching people off guard will prevail...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane's durability, physicality, luck, The McClane factor and knack for catching people off guard will prevail...
You'll have to excuse me, I know people like to play up the action hero tropes for McClane for fun here, but he literally gets cut in half from the post-Apocalyptic Daredevel 😛

I forgot to mention also his cunningness... McClane would just pull a gun wasn't known to have that he ducttaped to himself from somewhere and blam! No more Eli......Indiana Jones style!!!
Everyone thinks hes unarmed and whappatt! And he does it with his last two bullets left. Sorted.
Its what he does.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I forgot to mention also his cunningness... McClane would just pull a gun wasn't known to have that he ducttaped to himself from somewhere and blam! No more Eli......Indiana Jones style!!!
Everyone thinks hes unarmed and whappatt! And he does it with his last two bullets left. Sorted.
Its what he does.
Wouldn't Eli using his advanced sense just shoot McClane first if guns are being allowed on the Battlefield, even though the OP says it's just machetes?